Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Originally Posted by Stretchy

Historical, so probably a Brit.

Maybe one who's done some work on the BBC.

Gary Neville thinks the EPL should "investigate" the Saudis buying players. I bet said players don't.

Gary Neville calls for Saudi Arabia investigation amid Premier League transfer deals

Well Josh Kroenke certainly has his hand deep in dads pockets.

65+35+105.

Still, sadly thanks to Lance Armstrong FC, everyone has to take drugs now.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Gary Neville thinks the EPL should "investigate" the Saudis buying players. I bet said players don't.

Gary Neville calls for Saudi Arabia investigation amid Premier League transfer deals

He seemed to enjoy his all expenses paid for luxury trip (and wages) for his recent couple of weeks in Qatar... Mouthy gormless twat. Apparently, he's much loved in Valencia.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Mouthy gormless twat

Agree

De Gea is officially out of contract.

The accountants will be busy....

RELEASED MAN UNITED PLAYERS

Di'Shon Bernard
David de Gea
Ethan Galbraith
Phil Jones
Axel Tuanzebe
Charlie Wellens

LIST OF LIVERPOOL EXITS

Roberto Firmino
James Milner
Naby Keita
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Jack Bearne
Liam Hughes
Charlie Hayes-Green
Oscar Kelly
Fidel O'Rourke
Oludare Olunfunwa
Iwan Roberts

RELEASED MAN CITY PLAYERS

Terrell Agyemang
Ilkay Gundogan (joined Barcelona)
Rowan McDonald
Benjamin Mendy

Phil Jones off to Saudi for a final payday?


More than 45 million quid he's made since joining United, not including sponsorship deals etc. Not a bad retirement fund for a 31 year old.

The other Mendy (Chelski's keeper) is off to Bahrain *cough* I mean Saudi Arabia.

He's the third of their players to go there.

Liverpool are signing Szoboszlai for 60 million quid.

Try saying that surname as fast as you can for 10 seconds.

Milner would be a good signing for someone, one of the hardest working players and always does a job

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Milner would be a good signing for someone, one of the hardest working players and always does a job

He's signed for Brighton.

Good on them, he's one of the few players who take tackles and do roll around like a fukin girl as 99.8% of the PL poof do

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Liverpool are signing Szoboszlai for 60 million quid.

Try saying that surname as fast as you can for 10 seconds.

Given that scousers can't pronounce English, it makes no difference really.

That's actually how they ask their mate if he's sober or not, so it should be okay.

Well now they'll have to start working on the song.

Liverpool have completed the signing of Dominik Szoboszlai from RB Leipzig for £60m, with the midfielder signing a five-year contract until 2028.

Interest rates must be hurting them

Manor Solomon is set to undergo a medical with Tottenham after agreeing to join the club as a free agent on a four-year deal.

Tottenham transfer news: Free agent Manor Solomon set for Spurs medical | Transfer Centre News | Sky Sports

The custodians of the two holy cheque books have splashed some riyals.

Newcastle have completed a £55m deal for AC Milan midfielder Sandro Tonali.
Tonali has agreed a five-year contract at St James' Park and becomes Newcastle's first signing of the summer transfer window.

And Woy is staying at the Eagles.

Crystal Palace have confirmed Roy Hodgson as manager for the forthcoming season.

Sky are reporting that Rice to Arsenal for a total of 105m including addons is now a done deal.

So all those twatter "experts" will now be claiming they heard this from their "secret sources".

It would appear that Ray Shoesmith has signed Mason Mount.

Man Utd have agreed £60m deal with Chelsea for Mason Mount; England international set to sign five-year contract at Old Trafford with option of a further year; Mount has now completed his medical and said goodbye to Chelsea fans on Tuesday evening via social media

Busy day at The Arse.
Xhaka's gone to Leverkusen.
Rice and Timber having medicals.
And rumours Saliba's four year extension will be announced. I hope that last one is true.

Fun Fact: Xhaka's 21.4m transfer fee is a record in the premiership for a 30 year old.

And he's signed a five year contract which is rare.

Fun Fact #2: The previous record was the 10+2m Arsenal paid for Jorginho.

The best signing Arsenal will make all summer.

William Saliba signs new contract | News | Arsenal.com