Thread: The Premier League 2022/2023

8 added on mins klopp time!!!


Was hoping Alvarez would get a hatric as well as Haaland, first goal celebration from the hatric hero Haaland ..

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Was hoping Alvarez would get a hatric

Why, has he got allergies?

Yeah, airport duty free must have taken a big hit.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Yeah, airport duty free must have taken a big hit.

It's those damn quality cheap charlie tourists and tight wad expats.

They must have been reading my mind.

Brendan Rodgers: Leicester 'not the same club' after Man Utd loss and transfer woe

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Var.

Willock is pushed onto the Palace keeper by the Palace defender, as virtually everyone who has seen it can see, and VAR and the ref somehow disallow the goal.

Bowen slightly catches Mendy with his momentum after Mendy has parried, Mendy stays down, VAR buys it and the ref disallows it.



What the fucking fuck?

Gerrard is safe for another week...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Var.

Willock is pushed onto the Palace keeper by the Palace defender, as virtually everyone who has seen it can see, and VAR and the ref somehow disallow the goal.

Bowen slightly catches Mendy with his momentum after Mendy has parried, Mendy stays down, VAR buys it and the ref disallows it.



What the fucking fuck?

Two amazingly shit decisions.

I was heartened by the news that Michael Oliver was called over to review a penalty decision and actually stuck to it.

But obviously it didn't last.

Refs are like cricket umpires these days. They'd rather hand the decision to Stockley Park than have to make it themselves.

Add to that you have useless c u n t s like Mike Dean and Lee Mason involved and you know how it's going to turn out.

I'm not expecting any favours from these northerners in today's visit to the "Theatre of Dweebs".

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Two amazingly shit decisions.

Indeed, at least pre-VAR they could be forgiven for making the decisions on the spur of the moment but it beggars belief that they are making such poor decisions with review technology.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Indeed, at least pre-VAR they could be forgiven for making the decisions on the spur of the moment but it beggars belief that they are making such poor decisions with review technology.

And Jerred Gillett should fuck off back to Australia. He's absolute rubbish.

When they said they were going to get experienced foreign refs in, I didn't think they meant useless fucking twats like that.

I was thinking more...

most of the VAR reviews are for offside or carding offenses, neither rules pertaining to these are difficult and i'd argue you don't need a ref to interpret the evidence, especially as its clear the armchair ones are incompetent.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I'm not expecting any favours

And nor should you be. Know your place, you jellied eel eating wankers.

^ What's your prediction Hal?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ What's your prediction Hal?

Win or lose, lots of scriking from you and harry about the refs, the pitch, the kick off time, the pies, the traffic on the M1...

Fucking southern fannies.

So you are too scared to predict a Utd win....what happened to Hal the Optimist

Originally Posted by malmomike77

So you are too scared to predict a Utd win....what happened to Hal the Optimist

No, I think we'll win today . I think Ronaldo will have a part to play too.

2-1 United.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Two amazingly shit decisions.

And the Leeds penalty that wasn't given for which Marsch was sent off for.

I saw it on MOTD and, once again, everyone in the studio was saying it was a stonewall penalty- he had his arm on him and tripped him up as well!

I just don't think we use it as well as other countries do. Some of our refs are planks.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

2-1 United.

in extra time?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

in extra time?

Even better. Not had a Ten Hag Time goal yet.

I'm gonna predict the first goal to Utd after which Hal will be praising the new messiah, the Scarlet PimperDill will suddenly make a blue moon appearance claiming he's a Utd fan and Lulu will wait until the result before claiming some masterful strategies involving field positions no one has heard of.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Win or lose, lots of scriking from you and harry about the refs, the pitch, the kick off time, the pies, the traffic on the M1...

Fucking southern fannies.

Not from me. I'm not expecting anything as for some reason we play like absolute cunts there even when the Moaners are absolute shite.

A win would be fucking brilliant, but I'm not expecting one.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Not from me. I'm not expecting anything as for some reason we play like absolute cunts there even when the Moaners are absolute shite.

A win would be fucking brilliant, but I'm not expecting one.

One win in 15 or 16 years in the league I read, but that win was 2 seasons ago, so I'm not entirely going down the "due a win" road yet, which I always worry about when these stats get brought up.

And, overall, you've got a better record against us over the last 3 or 4 seasons in the league.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think we'll win today . I think Ronaldo will have a part to play too.

2-1 United

Hal knows

Or maybe not.

UNITED!!!