The Premier League 2022/2023

**harrybarracuda** · 25-04-2023, 09:12 AM

**Joe 90** · 27-04-2023, 01:50 AM

Winner takes all at the Etihad tonight!

**panama hat** · 27-04-2023, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Winner takes all at the Etihad tonight!

It looks all but over already . . . and the EPL champs declared.

**harrybarracuda** · 27-04-2023, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by panama hat

It looks all but over already . . . and the EPL champs declared.

It's hard to fight such corruption.

However Arsenal, the youngest team in the Premiership, has now already guaranteed Champions League Football, and are five points better than the total for the entire of last season with 15 points more to play for.

A fantastic achievement and I could not be more proud of my team.

That thanks to Forest's unlikely thrashing of Brighton.

Meanwhile at the bottom realistically these are the contenders for the drop I think.

34	West Ham (32)
33	Bournemouth (32)
32
31
30	Leeds United FC (33) Nottingham Forest FC (33)
29	Leicester (33)
28	Everton (32)
27
26
25
24	Southampton (32)

I would say the Plastic Cheats should occupy one of the places, but when their disgusting abuse of the rules is finally brought to book, the cheating c u n t s will probably be demoted to the National League in Wrexham's place, where they belong.

**harrybarracuda** · 28-04-2023, 09:40 AM

My two toffee supporting chums have both given up even watching the games now.

It's looking grim.

Realistically their only hope is not being as bad as any two of Leeds, Forest and Leicester.

**harrybarracuda** · 30-04-2023, 09:21 AM

The lowest total for a team that managed to avoid relegation from the EPL is 34.

There's a chance that record will get broken. Talk about squeaky bum time!

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**harrybarracuda** · 30-04-2023, 10:36 PM

Oh dear, five minutes in and the tiny totts are already 2-0 down.

**Edmond** · 30-04-2023, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

five minutes in and the tiny totts are already 2-0 down.

Can they still mathematically get down to that relegation table you posted above? Leicester could be safe yet.

Leicester or Spurs on the last day of the season, Gary Linko could be presenting in his underkaks again.

**harrybarracuda** · 30-04-2023, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Can they still mathematically get down to that relegation table you posted above? Leicester could be safe yet.

The way it's going, if it was just goal difference...

3-0 on 14 mins.

Can they sack Ryan Mason?

**harrybarracuda** · 30-04-2023, 11:12 PM

Now the Mickey Mousers are playing comedy football.

**harrybarracuda** · 01-05-2023, 07:54 AM

That is so deliciously spursy!

**Edmond** · 01-05-2023, 10:52 AM

Graeme Souness has announced that Sunday's clash between Liverpool and Tottenham will be his final match as a Sky Sports pundit.

Shame. He did it well.

Will probably be replaced with a woman.

Which would be preferable to any of the BT Sport's Rios, Owens or Robbies.

**Joe 90** · 02-05-2023, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Will probably be replaced with a woman.

Some of the commentators need muting.

**cyrille** · 02-05-2023, 01:44 PM

Roy Hodgson has now won more premier league games this season than Frank Lampard.

4 vs 3

**Edmond** · 02-05-2023, 02:24 PM

Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli

Eddo's got a tenor on a hatric.

**Stretchy** · 02-05-2023, 02:33 PM

Don't be a lyre. I carnt stand lyres.

**Joe 90** · 02-05-2023, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

hatric

Respecto

**Joe 90** · 02-05-2023, 11:38 PM

Leeds are desperate being in Big Sam for the final four games, they eould have been better off digging up Don Revie

A pic I toook of his statue outside Elland Road last month..

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**Reg Dingle** · 03-05-2023, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli Come on Martinelli

Eddo's got a tenor on a hatric

What price is Aubameyang?

**Edmond** · 03-05-2023, 01:41 AM

Substitutes

10 E Smith-Rowe
11 G Martinelli

He might come off the bench.

**Joe 90** · 03-05-2023, 01:58 AM

I actually think the City B team will give a broken Chelsea a slaughtering tonight...

Lump on...

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**Joe 90** · 03-05-2023, 02:38 AM

Chitty knows!

To cash out or not to cash out....

Maybe at half time....

Oop the Arse

**Joe 90** · 03-05-2023, 02:50 AM

Sterling has and will always be a dead weight and liability .

Thank fvck we made him look good and off loaded him.

25-1 down to 10-3 now, you should have lumped on fookers

**cyrille** · 03-05-2023, 08:47 AM

Chitty, you know that button where it says 'place bet'?

You do realise that shows everyone that you hadn't placed the bet when you took that screenshot, right?

**harrybarracuda** · 03-05-2023, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

You do realise that shows everyone that you hadn't placed the bet when you took that screenshot, right?

I'm not sure he does, he's not very bright you know.

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