Thread: The Premier League 2022/2023

Joe: I've the biggest in history.

The last bird he pulled: I'm tighter than an 8 point title race.


They don't half tell porkies in Stoke.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Always a full house at the Etihad.

Which will be why it is widely known as the Emptyhad among football fans.

You on the rotgut already mate?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

But why hasn't he plagiarised or stolen someone's pics this time?

Because I sent them to him on WhatsApp and he's probably too miserable after being humiliated yesterday to find some on the Internet.

My phone and PC are playing up otherwise I would have posted a pic of the most satisfying shit I've ever had in the Stretford End.

^ Did it stink worse than Haaland?

Even Alan Shearer and the other pundits on MOTD said
Rashford was offside.

Of course he was offside. By about a yard.

He didn't interfere with the play. So the goal is totally legit, with zero reason for it to be disallowed, as the player in the offside position didn't interfere.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Of course he was offside. By about a yard.

He didn't interfere with the play. So the goal is totally legit, with zero reason for it to be disallowed, as the player in the offside position didn't interfere.

The most Tainted 3 points in premier league history.

And what is it with the tiny totts? This thing about them being a team of two halves has become a bit of a joke.

They really are just an appalling team in the first half of games.

Maybe Conte should get them out on the pitch, kitted out, 45 minutes before kick off.

Murphy is saying the law should be changed.

So he is tacitly admitting that, as it stands, the decision on the Fernandes goal was correct.

He might be a bit too thick to realise that, admittedly.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Murphy is saying the law should be changed.

So he is tacitly admitting that, as it stands, the decision on the Fernandes goal was correct.

He might be a bit too thick to realise that, admittedly.

He's not admitting it at all. I mean he started with a huge "IF" FFS.

He is spot on when he says "The way the offside law is being interpreted is making it ridiculously difficult to defend".

If anything, it needs to be spelt out for some refs, especially Stuart Atwell.

The only problem with the laws of the game is that some of them are vague and, worse, subjectively applied.

e.g. Foul and Abusive Language.

It's a straight red card. Yet I can only remember one player getting a straight red for it, and that was twenty odd years ago.

Perhaps the law needs to distinguish between "tosspot", "wanker" and "c u n t" for example.

I'm extremely glad the Arsenal board managed to push these crooks out.

Feel sorry for Everton fans though.

Questions mount over Alisher Usmanov’s links with Everton FC | Finances | The Guardian

^ his sci-fi books were great tho

The police are looking for the fan who kicked out at Ramsdale last night, and Tottenham have said that when found, the "supporter" will be banned for life.
So far, 12,253 fans have confessed to being the attacker....

Originally Posted by Edmond

He didn't interfere with the play.

Good one

Interesting write up about the new Chelski owner.

Apparently Mudryk has signed an eight-and-a-half year deal, rumoured to be at least 125K a week.

Their other signings are all this sort of duration too.

The boy is gambling heavily on getting Champions League football and could well be doing another O'Leary.



Explained: Why Chelsea are handing out long-term contracts such as Mykhailo Mudryk'''s eight-and-a-half-year deal | Football News | Sky Sports

City v Spurs tonight.

Pep v Conte in the sack race.

I'd have thought you'd be more concerned about spaffing two points against the wall against a Palace team in terrible form.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I'd have thought you'd be more concerned about spaffing two points against the wall against a Palace team in terrible form.

Concerned about 9 wins and a draw from the the last 10 games?

A mild sense of disappointment last night at not going second, but 6 points clear of 5th and 3 cup competitions still to play for. A new day dawns with ETH at the helm:

Originally Posted by hallelujah

City v Spurs tonight.

Pep v Conte in the sack race.

Tuchel will be ironing his track suit. Fat Sam, not so much.

Any predictions from Chitty yet ?

Originally Posted by helge

Any predictions from Chitty yet ?

The match will go ahead even though there is 2 inches of snow everywhere and the trains are on strike.

Will still the stadium out and smash the Yids.

Spurs being Spursy again