Thread: Homeless Chelski Tears

Originally Posted by sabang

Erm, this PH-

Erm, no . . . Is it one of the best in the world? Oh yes . . . does it have as many fans attending as - say - Germany or Brazil? No. Get over yourself and stop dragging every thread into your dictator-love abyss.

Originally Posted by sabang

Have you totally gone off your rocker?

I'd suggest that's what others here are asking about you . . . constantly. Backspit, OhWoe and you . . . what a sad sight.

Originally Posted by sabang

Get a Cranbrook boy.

Oh, how clever . . . brining my school into this with your homo-erotic seaman attempted put-downs? Envy suits you.

Originally Posted by NPT

Who's next? Any Arab terrorist sponsors?

Here we go:

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Saudi Media Group lodge £2.7bn offer to buy Chelsea as club seek swift takeover

It couldn't be better scripted

Originally Posted by panama hat

It couldn't be better scripted

It would be quite hilarious if the Saudi Media Group were Shi'a.

It would make Chelski Newcastle like an old firm derby on speed.

Originally Posted by sabang

The EPL is by far the biggest Football League in da World switch- Gottit? If you have an argument with that, state it. D'uhh.

I have no argument with EPL status. You have changed for the worse as a poster with a rather cavalier attitude to the slightest hint of criticism, or your choice of causes to get embroiled in.
Please do not pretend that you understand association football. You don’t. Soccer is a game for American children and their mothers. Perhaps it’s a better place to bury your new found cynicism?

Originally Posted by Switch

I have no argument with EPL status. You have changed for the worse as a poster with a rather cavalier attitude to the slightest hint of criticism, or your choice of causes to get embroiled in.
Please do not pretend that you understand association football. You don’t. Soccer is a game for American children and their mothers. Perhaps it’s a better place to bury your new found cynicism?

Don't worry about it.

It's just another attempt by the Putin brown noser to try and derail a thread that isn't going his way.

Please do not pretend that you understand association football.

Fuck no, it's boring. But that doesn't change my stated opinion that:-

1/ EPL is the biggest soccer league in the world, by a long way &
2/ Both disenabling Chelsea to carry on as a professional football club, while simultaneously prohibiting RA from selling it is basically just cutting off your nose to spite your face. It diminishes the league as a spectacle, costs it revenue, and just quietly I doubt Roman has had to change his favourite brand of caviar or champagne as a result.
3/ As an aside, I also mentioned the po' Chelsea fans. They are not all Russian oligarchs.

So the recent announcement that, gasp, RA is allowed to sell it seemed good news to me. Not like I give a fuck really, but common sense is exactly that.



But of course it isn't about that at all, is it? Na, IT'S A PUTIN THANG!!! Well, Tough guys-

Ukraine is still accepting foreign volunteer recruits. Go on all you brave blue-and-yellow keyboard warriors who scream at anyone who calls for negotiations with Russia to end this war. Put your life where your tweets are.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Erm, no . . . Is it one of the best in the world? Oh yes . . . does it have as many fans attending as - say - Germany or Brazil? No.

Do you see the Brazilian league televised around the world much?

Just because Brazil has 100k supporters at the ground...

He just missed that sabang was being sarcastic.

He misses a lot.

Really a lot.

He'll still claim he's right though. The world famous Brazilian league being broadcasted all around the world

Just got curious:

Football is a general term used to refer to many sports which use the foot and hands to score goals. Whereas, Soccer is the term used in America, Canada, Australia to refer to the most popular global sport i.e. Football, which is also known as Association Football

Linguistically creative students at the University of Oxford in the 1880s distinguished between the sports of “rugger” (rugby football) and “assoccer” (association football). The latter term was further shortened to “soccer” (sometimes spelled “socker”), and the name quickly spread beyond the campus.

So Chelski are asking away teams to play their games behind closed doors for the sake of 'sporting integrity' HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being told to fuck off obviously.

Well played the smoggies!

Given the reasons for these sanctions, for Chelsea to seek to invoke sporting "integrity" as reason for the game being played behind closed doors is ironic in the extreme.

A Statement From Middlesbrough FC... | Middlesbrough Fc

Originally Posted by sabang

Ukraine is still accepting foreign volunteer recruits. Go on all you brave blue-and-yellow keyboard warriors who scream at anyone who calls for negotiations with Russia to end this war. Put your life where your tweets are.

The Chelsea headhunters are en route, I just hope there's enough plastic chairs to go around

Chelsea withdraw request to play FA Cup tie with Middlesbrough behind closed doors - BBC Sport

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Chelsea withdraw request to play FA Cup tie with Middlesbrough behind closed doors - BBC Sport

Thank fuck you posted that because no-one would have known otherwise.

I love these euphemisms...

An FA statement released on Wednesday afternoon read: “After constructive talks between The FA and Chelsea...

Constructive talks:

Chelski: "Can we play our away games behind closed doors?".
FA and everyone else, laughing: "Fuck off".
Chelski: "Ah OK".

Good old smoggies, let's rub a bit of salt in the wounds.

We have an additional 3,200 tickets available to Boro fans for Saturday’s Emirates FA Cup quarter-final tie against Chelsea at the Riverside (5.15pm).

These tickets have been returned to the club by Chelsea due to government sanctions.


These tickets will be available to purchase for Boro fans with 11+ Priority Points from Wednesday 16 March at 10.30am.

Originally Posted by david44

As holders Chelsea don't need to qualify

Didn't.

Unless someone's awarded this years trophy to them already.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Didn't.

Unless someone's awarded this years trophy to them already.

Quite correct,. I misposted. I somehow doubt they will retain that trophy so need a top 4 finish .

I think Liverpool and Chitty are certs

Other 2 slotss perm any 2 of Utd Spurs Arsenal Chelsea with Hammers and Wolves as unlikely