Thread: The Offical Bona Fiide Teakdoor Tennis Grand Slam Thread

Looks like we have a genuine British contender again.

21-year old Jack Draper beat Alcaraz on the way to winning his first ATP title.

Indian Wells: Jack Draper dominates Holger Rune in straight-sets win to clinch first ATP 1000 Masters title | Tennis News | Sky Sports

Cute pink Japanese hair decorations on Naomi Osaka to match her proper pink girly-girl frilly dress

1-1 in round 1 of the French Open against Paola Badosa

Alcaraz takes his 2nd round 1st set in 26 minutes in a tennis clinic

But Maroszan breaks and holds to start the 2nd

Eye-tie carrot-top Sinner looking like good value in the second round

A set and a break up against the local hero, froggy Gasquet

The Amazonian Zheng from China looks very elegant with her hair tied up and her lilac pleated dress, and in commanding form over Canadian-African lady Mboko

1 set and a break up in set 2 of the 3rd round

It's just no good without Emma.

I like Vondrousova's sketchy prison bitch tattoos

She must have been on drugs when she got those skraggly scribbles done

Big-buttocked smiling Paolini is the first lady to have her nipples on show this tournament. That is getting to be a rarer and rarer sight.

But sadly looks like she is on the way out 2 breaks down in the 3rd.

Luscious Chinese Zheng of the exotic Mongolian bone structure going down in the first to grunting Sabalenka, after leading by a break early on.

Originally Posted by Looper

Luscious Chinese Zheng of the exotic Mongolian bone structure...

Each to his own, I guess.

Don't think I'd notice her passing me on the street.

^There is something arresting and alluring in her Amazonian frame and feline panther gait

She will do well to get out of this position though

The delicious Coco Pops is through to the semis where she will face the strange alienesque Frenchie Boisson

Boisson looks like a Transie and wears shorts which I thought would be a dress code violation

She apparently does not wear deodorant either

'''She'''s smelling really bad''' - Brit tennis star tells umpire to get opponent to wear DEODORANT in shock outburst | The Sun

Delicious crunchy Coco Pops takes the 1st set in the semi against the strange alienesque Frenchie Boisson

Epic final battle in the 1st set with 10 breaks from 12 games

Grunting Sabalenka takes the tie break from delicious Coco pops

Dreamy Coco bubbles gets the 2nd set

14 breaks of serve from the first 19 games

Crazy stuff

COCO!!!
COCO!!!
COCO!!!

What a match!

Hand on heart and singing the words for the Star Spangled Banner

That is the way to do it, Coco