Euro 2020 Thread (Or should it be Euro 2021?)

[Edmond]

Just getting into their stride. The masters of the 90 minute game.

[hallelujah]

Danish Dynamite!

When I was at school I told all my friends I was 1/8 Danish.

When I was at school I won our mini 1986 World Cup as captain of Denmark.

My middle name is Elkjaer.

I have a giant uncontrollable cock.

* At least one of these sentences is not true.

[helge]

I believe you

You told us about the school-footie before.

The dick- maybe

Elkjær- not likely

[helge]

Austria is good

Because Italy is shit

1-0

Go, you mountain monkees

Offside

[dirk diggler]

There goes my clean sheet.

[Steady]

Oooooooh

[dirk diggler]

Close one.

[Steady]

Are you Scotland in disguise?

Are you Scotland in disguise?

Belgium or France will/would rip those spicks a new Luigi.

[hallelujah]

I believe you

You told us about the school-footie before.

The dick- maybe

Elkjær- not likely

On the ball, helge. You've had your rollmops today.

[dirk diggler]

[Joe 90]

^
Penalty shoot out anyone?

[Joe 90]

My middle name is Elkjaer.

If I was a betting man

[helge]

It's over

What a shame

They are still shit though

[Joe 90]

Penalty shoot out anyone?

The Chitty curse strikes again.

C'mon you Krauts.

[Troy]

My prediction almost killed off the Italians...

Good goal ...

[Joe 90]

Mancini is a tactical genius.

[helge]

Mancini is a tactical genius.

You have taken the Chitty Curse too far

Italy deserved to be gone tonight


Do I retaliate with my hopes and predictions for Germany - Engerland ?

Austria scores

[Joe 90]

Indeed, I'm gutted for Austria.

They really deserved to get through.

[harrybarracuda]

Bale spat the dummy.

Watch Gareth Bale '''do a Piers Morgan''' and storm off mid-interview after Wales''' 4-0 Euro 2020 thrashing against Denmark

[harrybarracuda]

Bad for Croatia.

Croatia's Ivan Perisic has tested positive for Covid-19 and will miss Monday's Euro 2020 last-16 match against Spain in Copenhagen.

The Inter Milan winger scored in Tuesday's 3-1 win over Scotland, which secured a place in the knockout stages.

Perisic, 32, will now spend 10 days in self-isolation, the Croatian Football Federation has confirmed.

[panama hat]

So far, so good . . .

[dirk diggler]

I agree with all but the last game, Sweden's got that one.

[Edmond]

4am and 7am matches are defo healthier on the liver than the 11pm and 2am time slots we have.

[Troy]

Bale spat the dummy.

Not the right time or place to ask such a question; it got what it deserved.

[harrybarracuda]

Not the right time or place to ask such a question; it got what it deserved.

What, just after they've been knocked out of a tournament?

I'd say it's the perfect time to ask such a question.

And what's wrong with "I wouldn't like to say at the moment" or something?

Petulant twat.