World football thread.

[cyrille]

Get some purple ones.

[Edmond]

Ba Doom Tschh.

[Edmond]

What was worse, the kits on show or England's zero goal performance and loss at Wembley.

Rodrygo fire wide after Harry Maguire's error

it was an injury-hit Brazil, packed with debutants, a new manager in charge, and on their worst run of results in 22 years who came out on top.

Oh brother. *wipes tear from eye*

[cyrille]

It shows England have improved a great deal, that you're forced to pretend this result means something.

Have you even watched the game? It doesn't look like it.

O'Shea made his managerial debut, I see.

[Edmond]

Have you even watched the game?

I briefly skipped through the report on the Football 365.

[Edmond]

When does O'Shea make his managerial debut?

When does the Europa Confederation Group Z-35 start?

Either way, watch out Liectenareoberg Islands!

[Edmond]

Well looky dat.

According to Football 365 he made his coaching debut last night against the 4th best team in the world, according to Fifa. Didn't lose, didn't even let them score.

Go Shaysie!

Go Shaysie!

[cyrille]

Football 365.

The TOP TEN of players who have dropped in value.

FOUR of them play (once in a while) for Manchester United.

Can you guess who is number one?

Difficult though he makes it for us to feel sorry for him, it’s not his fault that Erik ten Hag asked his clueless transfer chiefs to pay significantly more than the GDP of Tuvalu for a player whose one trick of cutting inside onto his left-foot was sussed out within a month by opposition managers, rendering him entirely useless ever since.

[Edmond]

Mr A Robertson of New Zealand by any chance.

Even OGS viewed 25 mill as too much for the twat.

[Edmond]

1 loss 1 last minute draw. Hmmmm.

A starting midfield and attack of:

Mainoo Rice

Saka Belli Foden

Kane

Should shirley see a snazzy waistcoat in the later stages of the Euros mind.

[Edmond]

Wait now just a danged minute.

The England away kit is purple.

That's the dullest shade of purpo I've ever seen.

[Edmond]

Lots of fancy-dan footwork, blazed misses, Pickford-esque goalkeeping, a 16 year old Barca kid starting, a 62 million quid Madrid bound 17 year old scoring, and 6 goals.

#feeling.old

[malmomike77]

Glad Wales got knocked out. Was in the car listening to Radio 5 live which had the Wales game on. They started playing the Polish anthem and there was nothing but whistles and singing, no respect at all. Football supporters are generally fukin scum. Well done Poland.

[cyrille]

Wales are 'going places' according to the manager.




Just not Germany.

[Edmond]

Glad Wales got knocked out.

So they wouldn't go farther than England like in Euro 2016?


Either way that's quite an English viewpoint. I'm sure that most folk from the rest of the home nations would have been cheering the six-fingered, sheep-shagging simpletons on.

[cyrille]

Euro 2016

Having to go 8 years back...to a tournament your targets can't remember a chuffing thing about, and you probably had to Google.

Marvelous.

[Edmond]

cymru again?



Was it when England were knocked out by Iceland?

[helge]

Football supporters are generally fukin scum.

In England, yes

Otherwise no

Either way that's quite an English viewpoint. I'm sure that most folk from the rest of the home nations would have been cheering the six-fingered, sheep-shagging simpletons on.

Me too

Was it when England were knocked out by Iceland?

[cyrille]

And the Welsh apparently want two more years of this.

[Edmond]

Posting to read the last page

Was it when England were knocked out by Iceland?

Quoting just in case it didn't work.

[hallelujah]

According to Football 365

Cy and Lu arguing over who's got the best Football 365 stats.



Football 365, the Liverpool fans website.



A magnet for absolutely clueless mongs.



And who should rock up?

Well, two clueless mongs.

[Edmond]

Someone didn't get that mentioning F365 was a joke.


Hardly surprising. Hangs out with Chitty.

[hallelujah]

Someone didn't get that mentioning F365 was a joke.


Hardly surprising. Hangs out with Chitty.

I gave you an "out" there with football 365.

And you didn't take it.

So what's your excuse for being an utterly clueless wanker then?

[hallelujah]

Anyway, Lu.

Happy Easter from one good Catholic boy to another.

Let's enjoy having the greatest manager in the world at the helm of the greatest football club in the world, Manchester United.

[helge]

Originally Posted by Edmond
Was it when England were knocked out by Iceland?

Quoting just in case it didn't work.