World football thread.

[harrybarracuda]

With your Swift?



Will do.

I fear if I had your mobility scooter you'd still struggle.

[Edmond]

I fear if I had your mobility scooter you'd still struggle.

Well I'd need something faster than a Ferrari F430.



As they have the same quarter mile. :-)

[harrybarracuda]

You took your helmet out of the basket and posed next to someone else's bike, didn't you.

[Edmond]

You took your helmet out of the basket and posed next to someone else's bike, didn't you.

Then stuck in me screwdriver and nicked it.

[harrybarracuda]

Does that bloke know you're stalking him?

[cyrille]

What on earth is this bollocks doing here?

[harrybarracuda]

What on earth is this bollocks doing here?

Entertaining us, you miserable old hag.

[harrybarracuda]

The Chinkies are throwing money at the Singapore goalie.

Access Denied

[cyrille]

Shame he can't put a bet on with it.