World football thread.

[malmomike77]

did you see that Caribbean midget last night?

[Edmond]

"It's Kane from 6 yards, Ohh he slices it over with his voice" for example.

[malmomike77]

I think Sterling was under 1 yard out, if he'd sneezed it would have gone in. Southgate needs to do something about strikers who do more than just make runs into the box.

[Reg Dingle]

if you're going to post stats

You don't win games by passing the ball sideways and backwards

[Edmond]

Andorra have more points than England and Northern Ireland combined.

WTF did I just wake up to?

A comedy.

[panama hat]

You don't win games by passing the ball sideways and backwards

And when you can't even do that then you're . . . England.

[Edmond]

To think, the WC would be 3-4 days in and England would already have been knocked out if Fifa didn't sell their lulu for oil money.

[Joe 90]

[Reg Dingle]

Was only a friendly, mate

[david44]

And them mighty Magyars are dancing in the streets Bud a Pest , perhaps they are saving themselves 4 DO HA HA

Boris Dingle your boys got a good beating the sort of thing they pay good money for in Minty's massage member's dungeon.

[harrybarracuda]

I think it's fair enough to use this mickey mouse tournament to blood new players.
It's a bit shit really. Sort of like the "Euro Conference League".

[hallelujah]

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/1536810321184186374

It once again confirmed that England fans are complete wankers.

Not that confirmation was ever needed.

And regarding having all these meaningless games in June ahead of a World Cup? Absolute nonsense. The players should be on the fucking beach (although it sounds like England's were anyway).

[Joe 90]

I can't stand that twat Carragher!

[panama hat]

You don't win games

. . . Prescient.






Not coming home yet again . . .

[Joe 90]

Sean Dyche should take over now and fvck sicknote Southgate off!

[malmomike77]

^ They do seem to be modelling themselves on Man Utd, lots of aimless scurrying around with no result at the end of it.

[Edmond]

mickey mouse tournament

Funny, it wasn't being called that when they got to the semi-final a few years ago.


Except perhaps by me.

[Edmond]

*gut laugh*

[taxexile]

Interviewer

"Well Gareth, that was a terrible display by England tonight, what do you have to say to the fans?"

Southgate.

" Lets look on the bright side, I thought we took the knee exceptionally well, the rainbow armbands provided a colourful counterpoint to our white shirts and our team was so much more diverse than the Hungarians. Those are the important things and I think we can be proud of tonight."

[armstrong]

Funny, it wasn't being called that when they got to the semi-final a few years ago.


Except perhaps by me.

Different tournament slightly related.

[Edmond]

Different tournament slightly related.

I'll think you'll find they made the semis and lost to the beautiful Dutch.

Though they did beat the Swiss in the meaningless micky mouse 3rd place Disney sponsored play-off

[Edmond]

^ Speaking of which the final tournament of this run is in June next year. The top placed teams in the 4 A-league groups go to the semis.


Will be good for Kane and co to have a summer holiday anyway.

[dirk diggler]

Will be good for Kane and co to have a summer holiday anyway.

Anywhere with a springboard cos he really needs to work on his diving.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1536807706526470145

[Edmond]

When that's your captain you know you're foked.

[malmomike77]

^^ & ^ supporters of two teams who have never made it....well to anything really - how sweet. One will have its cousins together in a utd team soon and the other will still never make it to a final but will be in the EU.