World football thread.

[malmomike77]

Fookin Volvos, i had one of my two worst Motorbike accidents when one pulled out in front of me and i went into the side at 60mph. Countless other times with idiots driving them, twice used me steel boot heels to strip a line of paint off the side of them.

I'd rather have Mendips clippers

[david44]

I'd rather have Mendips clippers

Steel appeal , they certainly were tansk , think desigend to repel Finns and Trolls on that most excting of nights when the Government of Sweden chenged teh side of teh road you driie on, Oh yes not even Ireland with ts mixed km/mikes could do that.

Just imagine teh carnage in Thailand if peple drove on wrong sde , oh wait a mo

"Högertrafikomläggningen" ( lit. 'the right-hand traffic reorganisation'), was the day on 3 September 1967, in which the traffic in Sweden switched from driving on the left-hand side of the road to the right. ... It was by far the largest logistical event in Sweden's history.

I remember well was dad's birthday and everyone had to stop, unlike teh Khyber pass where the weave in and out from RHD Afghanistan to LHD Pakistan, simiar at bridges into Laos at Mukdahan

[david44]

You know its a crap game when the best bit is the ref

[malmomike77]

Driving on the right hand side suits less advanced cultures, it makes no logical sense.

[david44]

Driving on the right hand side suits less advanced cultures, it makes no logical sense.

Mmm many theories about whip hand , in the era of 10mph horse drawn Landuas didn't really matter.

Fortunately vryone hereabouts drives in the middle/left/right on a whim

The local rules of the rd pedestrians hide
Cyclitss listen for farm tractors, cars avoid buse/trucks , everyone avoid Elephants or my mother-in-law

[david44]

0-3 I'm growing me nails asap in anticipation

With LSD it woulda been Trippier, but with Beer Singha merely Abraham's

[malmomike77]

Looks like you are getting the fable clippers

[david44]

0=4 clipity clop

[malmomike77]

Well, Geo Mendip is MIA, i fear i may not be able to live up to my end of the bet. Will you take a set of used foreskin pliers?

[david44]

2m agoGOAL! Andorra 0-5 England (Grealish 86)

[malmomike77]

iechyd da Dai

[david44]

may not be able to live up to my end of the bet

As we used to say in Woodmansterne Mafia

Send proof of a Green to Cy (he needs his 5 a day) on rep thread and I on't have send teh seven dwarves around, they've got paper rounds and other wagers to collect of bigger punters.



I shall however note your generous offer next time I am in Monaco

Will you take a set of used foreskin pliers?

[david44]

iechyd da Dai

Boed i'r ffordd godi i gwrdd â chi

[malmomike77]

It has on numerous occasions

[david44]

Nos da

[harrybarracuda]

Gotta love the sweaties

[malmomike77]

^ they are a fun bunch, despite the years of failure.

[hallelujah]

Gotta love the sweaties

Brilliant. Bet there was some buckfast sank last night.

[Edmond]

Italy V Belgium in the 3rd place loser USL thing about to kickoff.

[Edmond]

Italy V Belgium in the 3rd place loser USL thing about to kickoff.

Live and free on UEFA.TV btw

UEFA.tv


The Lulus 1-0 up.

[Edmond]

The Chocolates hit the woodwork 3 times before getting it back to 2-1.

5 mins to go.

Would be a good final.

[panama hat]

[Edmond]

Fokin' Frenchies.

[panama hat]

Bloody second-rate according to some . . . the players, teams, leagues . . . when is the last time they won anything???? Must be sixty years ago, at least. Euros? Pshaw! World Cup? Pshaw!!!

[Edmond]

Live and free on UEFA.TV btw

As are all the European Qualifiers.

Eng v Hungary live free to air here on Wednesday.

UEFA.tv