Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Need Kane to smash his August hoodoo tonight

Oh no we don't!! I'm banking on him not scoring in August!!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Yep. The way he just sits there with bags of instant pace, in front of defenders with his big black Ray Carey chicken wing scoffing arse keeping him onside is fucking wrong

Got me toes crossed for an Everton cleansheet and Kane own-goal before being stretchered off with a broken larynx.

I read in another thread on here it's the pharynx that make Kane so great at interviews

Kane is a legend, a man of the working classes, well benefit claiming class. He's quite eloquent but for the purposes of being a man of the masses he dials it down so he makes Frank Bruno sound and seem like an Eton student. Anyone listen to the right on BBC footie focus today - keeeycrist whats this country coming to.....English is a distant memory

Looking like I'm going to be propping the league up tomorrow.

Should have had Captain Sterling and Vice Captain Salah like nearly every fooker else

....And I need Auby to score a couple against Newcastle to keep up...!!!

I need to dump my whole team and get Kane ,Sterling and Salah up front!

Calm down are kid!!!!
It's a marathon not a sprint!
Hopefully Wolves have recovered from their international for tomorrows clash...

That was a nice surprise, waking up to Kane's late brace.

Can Sid kick Lu's multi team out please?

Yeah, some dickheads just don’t understand sporting etiquette.

^ Someone isn't top of the league.

Originally Posted by cyrille

some dickheads just don’t understand sporting etiquette

Yep, wouldn't happen on my watch.. if that Auroria Minty team isn't kicked out I'm leaving.

Sort it out Sidney or there's gonna be a mass members revolt

Although highly suspicious, I believe there isn't any evidence whatsoever that it's Mr. Innocent Being Framed Again Luigi.

That team belongs to Loy Toy.



Congrats LT, currently top of the league and getting people L̶u̶l̶u̶t̶a̶r̶d̶i̶n̶'̶ Loytoytardin'

Step up to the plate Sid

Unfortunately there are buttons for points deductions, on a brighter note i could suspend Jofrey and give everyone a chance, or just suspend all of you and give myself a chance.

There are buttons for disqualification

If you don't remove him I'm leaving.

Hopefully others will follow suit.

It's not fair having multiple teams

Originally Posted by Dillinger

There are buttons for disqualification

If you don't remove him I'm leaving.

Hopefully others will follow suit.

It's not fair having multiple teams

Flounce Alert

Flounce Alert

I won't be the only one flouncing

You have 15 minutes to act Sid or you are getting booted out of the head to head for condoning foul play

Awww, poor lil' dilly be all upset.


Be all a flouncin' an' a poutin'

Boot chitty's multi while you're at it.

Sort it out Sid. There's a mutiny brewing...

Little-Dilly-Flouncy-Poos flounced already?