Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

This is fucking funny...

Sid used his wildcard at five past Midnight last Sunday night, three sheets to the wind and got rid of Firmino and Mane, stuck deGea and Rashford on the bench and signed fuckin Origi:who came on for an 11 minute cameo.

Sid's week 1


Sid just back from boozer, week 2

Like the Lord i move in mysterious ways - all will be revealed

If my team was playing in my back garden I would close the fucking curtains. Total disaster but De Gea, Pogba, Rashford and Kelly still to play.

Pogba should have a good game. Madrid are gonna buy him soon.... Although he could be benched..

Just sayin

^You avoiding my plea for a Christmas dinner?

Huh?

Giving or receiving?

Receiving "cough"

Where is this erm rsvp then :cough:

Pulled the trigger on Pukki. With enough for Kane + plus some change the following week, if needed.



Lulu late to the party as always.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Ive put Pogba in now looks a bargain and takes penalties. If he leaves Rashford will take pens and i'll buy him then..

Fokin' Pogba and penos.


Give the 2 of them an hour of penos and whoever scores the most is the #1 peno taker. OGS needs to sort that shit out.

Glad I took the prick out

Hopefully Rash will get them all now...


The new standings, plenty of leeway to transfer in another 11 players

Originally Posted by Dillinger

plenty of leeway to transfer in another 11 players

Yeah, over 11 weeks... ya premature ewildcarder.

Eric's on a charge...

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You know, when it comes down to it, the league with the whole points for every player thing doesn't really mean much.


What really matter is the H2H league, one team against another each week.... Like real football.







Yup, that's the league that matters.

Top of the table clash next week.


Luigio versus Stoke's Chitmeister.







It's coming abitazione.

Fuck right off I put Ndombele in for Mahrez and 30 mins later he's injured dirty fucking cunts.

Bugger

Shoulda gone with your fellow countryman McGinn

Look at this fuckin Villa fans team and his triple captain.

Looks like he's in the Sandpit. Bet its one of Cyrille's multis

That centre back pairing of Keane and Mina looks a bit static.

Glad I never doubled down on that Everton defence

Chitty using his bench boost on a non-double games week with an injury on the bench



Got Heaton though

Sid, not one to be outdone, doubled down on Evertons defence and got 1 point and has Ndombele

Betty showing some stones with his triple captain

Watch Jesus start

Originally Posted by Luigi

Top of the table clash next week.


Luigio versus Stoke's Chitmeister.







It's coming abitazione.

My team will be celebrating in the dentist chair when they go top of the h2h league this week

So there's the method to your madness

Go on Chitty, rip him a new arsehole

That's a managerial masterstroke that Chitty

Looks like I'll be leapfrogging Lulu into second this week and preserving my unbeaten record...

Whose is this Chang over Jack team? He looks to have only spent 40 million on his squad

Think Chang Over is Klong toey.