Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Even Southampton fans are ripping the piss out of you, H:

https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1926667316978176277

"Tottenham Hotspur, they've won more than you."

I think they probably angered by us singing "We'll never play you again".

Bit of practice for next year's fixture against the hapless moaners.

I've just heard the tiny totts can get you some cheap rooms at the Watford Travelodge.

They're already doing summer friendlies.

7:45pm tomorrow in Indonesia.

Cutting staff drinking water isn't going to pay for Casemiro's 375k per week alone, I guess.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They're already doing summer friendlies.

7:45pm tomorrow in Indonesia.

Clever move, staying out of the club world cup.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They're already doing summer friendlies.

7:45pm tomorrow in Indonesia.

Cutting staff drinking water isn't going to pay for Casemiro's 375k per week alone, I guess.

Bet the players are chuffed.

A few of them get to go to India instead, apparently that's the plum gig because it's a short hop to Dubai when it finishes.

Off to play Hong Kong on Friday night.


2 Asian friendlies within 5 days of finishing the season.

What's the wage bill for Csmo, Mount, Anto and Hojie alone, over a mill a week, more than 50 mill a year. and what did they cost... C= 70 mill, M= 55 mill, A = 90 mill, H = 70 mill.


Well over a quarter of a billion quid + 50 mill a year in wages for those 4 useless foknobs

Manchester United have made it clear that they will not sell Alejandro Garnacho to any of their premier league rivals.


Bids from Leeds, Sunderland and Burnley will not be considered.

Will probably do well in Spain.

Athletico Madrid level if he's lucky.

I reckon there's a good player in there somewhere.

If Spain works for that Brazilian whose name I can't remember then why not.

He'd probably do well at Napoli.

Originally Posted by Edmond

They're already doing summer friendlies.

7:45pm tomorrow in Indonesia.

Hojlund, Mainoo, Casemiro, Ugarte, Dalot, Maguire, Onana all start.

Bruno, Amad, Garnacho brought on.

3-4-2-1



ASEAN Stars 1 - 0 Man United.

The boos maybe is something we need because every game we lost in the Premier League the fans were always there. I felt when we finished every time the supporters were with us. Let's see for next season."


Good to see him talk about the positives of being booed off the pitch by real fans, instead of these fake ones that continue to BS about fake positives.


The goal scorer was a Burmese lad, what a moment for the guy.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The goal scorer was a Burmese lad, what a moment for the guy.

Plays for Lamphun Warriors, apparently.

Lamphun Warriors F.C - Wikipedia.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Plays for Lamphun Warriors, apparently.

2024-25 Played 20 Goals 2
2023-24 Played 28 Goals 2
2022-23 Played 22 Goals 3

If only he could play against them every week he might average more than 2.3 goals per season.

Surely when they were interviewing this bargain basement yellow-sticker non-league level lad they asked what he will do to turn around a game they are losing.

'I will absolutely steadfastly refuse to change the formation or tactics under any situation and instead move Maguire to the wing'


Hired!

Originally Posted by Edmond

3-4-2-1



ASEAN Stars 1 - 0 Man United.

Hong Kong hilarity tonight?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Hong Kong hilarity tonight?

Chortle.

As an illustration of United's fall from grace in China and beyond, tickets for Friday's friendly at the 40,000-capacity Hong Kong Stadium against the city's representative team were still available on Thursday afternoon.
Tickets also appeared on resale websites with their prices slashed 50 percent.
United were beaten 1-0 in Malaysia by a Southeast Asian XI on Wednesday and booed off, a fresh low in a dismal season for Ruben Amorim's bedraggled men.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Hong Kong hilarity tonight?

Maybe they have a red hot talent from Tibet?

I see traore is in trouble again, or whatever his name is. Blokes got more aliases than tom cruise in MI. Amazed they gave the scrote a work permit. They will go to town on him come August


Amad makes obscene gesture after 'personal abuse'


Manchester United winger Amad responded to supporters in Malaysia with an obscene gesture after being subject to "serious personal abuse", the club say.


The Ivory Coast international was pictured putting his middle finger up to people outside the team's hotel in Kuala Lumpur on United's post-season tour.


A video of the incident was widely shared on social media.


United say the winger's gesture was in response to "serious personal abuse" about his mother.


"I have respect for people but not for the one who insults my mum," Amad wrote on X.


"I shouldn't have reacted like that but I don't regret what I did."


The abuse, which occurred as United's players made their way towards the team coach, was not of a racist nature, according to the club.


It had been suggested that the 22-year-old had taken exception to supporters shouting "Diallo" at him.


The Ivorian was caught up in a trafficking case during his time at Atalanta, which saw him fined £42,000 by the Italian FA in 2021 after an investigation into allegations that false documents and fake parents were used to secure his entry into the country.


After dropping Traore from his name, the player requested to be known simply as Amad.


United lost 1-0 to the ASEAN All-Stars on Wednesday, with Amad appearing in the second half.


They end their post-season tour with a game against Hong Kong on Friday.

Manchester United winger Amad subject to '''serious personal abuse''' on post-season tour - BBC Sport

I reckon he's going to be hearing the Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep quite a lot

^

Dear oh dear.

Oh well, those cushty club ambassador gigs are a thing of the past I suppose.

But only after ole claret conk had milked it for about 5 million.