Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Speaking on Sky Sports' Monday Night Football, Potter said:

Sometimes you have to look beyond the results and look at the performances. They've missed a lot of chances and sometimes teams go through that where you don't start reflecting your xG

Just the sort of bollocks an idiot like Sir Jim would go for.

United are a mid-table team with Ten Hag in charge.

He might be a decent coach but he has the charisma of a cardboard box. United need someone more confident and gobby. Plenty here on TD. Send your CVs in lads.

Fernandes's red has been overturned, making the PGMOL look an even bigger joke than they were.

Might as well appeal everything now then.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fernandes's red has been overturned, making me look an even bigger prat than I was already.

FTFY.

It's OK, they're better having him in the team, he's a fucking useless whiner.

Bit like you really.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fernandes's red has been overturned

Brilliant news for their battle for twelfth.

Brentford on Oct 19th.

Can ten Hag avenge his 4-0 trashing at the hands of the mighty B?


Some big 6 pointers coming up in November.

Ipswich (15th) and Leicester (17th)

They have failed to score in three of their past four top-flight games and only Southampton, in 19th, have struggled to find the net more than Ten Hag's side this season.


Will the forward Shitsee be able to improve on his position of 17th most prolific player in his league last season, this time round?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Brilliant news for their battle for twelfth.

Brentford on Oct 19th.

Can ten Hag avenge his 4-0 trashing at the hands of the mighty B?


Some big 6 pointers coming up in November.

Ipswich (15th) and Leicester (17th)

Owt happening down the poundshop lately?

Thought not.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

"their"

Not "we" anymore then?

Fairweather fuckwit.

"their"

Not "our" anymore then?


You're welcome.

Originally Posted by Neverna

"their"

Not "our" anymore then?


You're welcome.

Yeah, but the point is that he has well and truly distanced himself over the last 12 months or so once the going has again got tough.

I deleted it anyway cos he knows he flips and flops like the average Arsenal cheating forward.

He spent most of last season spunking over one-league-cup Klopp fer fucks sake.

The poundshop jibe is the one with legs.

Hi Manny. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

Hi Manny. :-)

Fink it was down to from Ten Hugs to 9 after the Spurs debacle

How manny , I'm guessing 8 hugs after sub Bournemouth.

The real quation is will all the plastic fans stay true after relegation

Porto and Villa on fire, pray for Hal.

An ode to Erik Ten Haag

Originally Posted by Molle

He is the manager and his job is to manage the team, to build it and he has failed.

Amen, Lu.


Unfortunately they'll probably give him until Christmas. Not that there's a plethora of available managers that could reasonably take over a team that should be battling for PL and CL titles.

Besides John O'Shea, of course.

So, what do you reckon vs Porto?

I'll go for 4-1.

I reckon Garnacho will score a consolation goal - he's been making an effort at least.

Highest XG in the Premier League before last weekend.

Had conceded around 1/3 fewer shots than last season before last weekend.

And a game on Sunday which we would have come back in the 2nd half to win were we not forced to play over 50 minutes with 10 men due to the MISTAKE of a referee.

Cheated again.

Potter knows.

"Sometimes you have to look beyond the results and look at the performances.

"They've missed a lot of chances and sometimes teams go through that where you don't start reflecting your xG [expected goals], and then a bad day comes along [like on Sunday] and the clouds come over pretty quickly - that's what they're facing."

Erik knows:

“In the meantime, you have to win and I think we have proven in the last two years, and we win. And I’ve proven in my career that I always will win. The last six years I have eight trophies.

“That (Target) is always winning trophies and finishing as high as possible of course in the league because that is definitely a very important purpose for us.”

And as you all know very well, hal certainly knows:

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sometimes you have to look beyond the results and look at the performances.

Because the team and players have been performing well?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Because the team and players have been performing well?

Yes.

Well done, Lu.

By the law of averages it was inevitable you would get something right eventually.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Because the team and players have been performing well?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yes.

Thanks for the gut-laugh.



Leave the red plastic nose and green wig on, they suit you.

That midfield donut hole was hilarious against Spurs in particular.

Proven Premiership manager, Graham Potter


"Sometimes you have to look beyond the results and look at the performances.
They've missed a lot of chances and sometimes teams go through that where you don't start reflecting your xG [expected goals], and then a bad day comes along [like on Sunday] and the clouds come over pretty quickly - that's what they're facing."

v

A few ABU dicks on TD

Originally Posted by cyrille

That midfield donut hole was hilarious against Spurs in particular.

There's a lot to pick from here:

West Brom fans fume after loss to Middlesbrough

But I think these are my favourites:

Further opinions also felt that the Baggies’ chances of getting back to the Premier League were starting to turn, with one saying “there goes the bubble” and another adding “there goes promotion”.

And if the media witch hunt for Ten Hag finally does see us having to let THE GREAT MAN go, I'd have Potter in a heartbeat.

Fuck the media and fuck the ABUs though.

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