Thread: Manchester Utd

At home to Burnley. 9pm.


The Donkey to land on his arse more times than he manages a shot?

Do not give the attention-seeking tosser the attention he's looking for.



I thought you're supporting Barcelona now anyway?

Apparently there'll be scouts there watching him.




From Colchester.

Originally Posted by Edmond

At home to Burnley. 9pm.

Burnley giving it to Donkey & Co. at Old Shitturd.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The Donkey to land on his arse more times than he manages a shot?

Landing on his arse: 2
Shots: 0

The Donkey rightly hauled off to the glue factory with 30 minutes to go.


Landing on his arse: 3
Shots: 0

Feeling Ten Haggard?

Hal can you feel the burnley?

Affirmative, Dave

But alway the "glamour club" of Britain

We fucking hate each other



But we respect them

I have no respect for City

We laughed last

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We laughed last

Yes man.

Not the world means more than to beat these.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not the world means more than to beat these.

Is it some sort of 'rite of passage' for Mancunians to get dribbling drunk and post incoherent garbage on internet forums?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Is it some sort of 'rite of passage' for Mancunians to get dribbling drunk and post incoherent garbage on internet forums?

No, it's just that Hal's a desperate alcoholic and his other choice is sobbing uncontrollably into his Alex Ferguson commemorative Pillow and Duvet set while bawling "Why did you have to leave?".

Originally Posted by cyrille

Is it some sort of 'rite of passage' for Mancunians to get dribbling drunk and post incoherent garbage on internet forums?

It was meant to be a rearrange the words line.

Except I managed to fuck that up.



A bit too cognitively challenging after 10 pints.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

No, it's just that Hal's a desperate alcoholic and his other choice is sobbing uncontrollably into his Alex Ferguson commemorative Pillow and Duvet set while bawling "Why did you have to leave?".

How miserable did he make your life?

On a scale of 1-10.

Go on h, tell us.

Tuchel

https://twitter.com/RealKevinPalmer/...72801791549578

Obviously, Tuchel is desperate for the job like Mourimho was.

They all want Manchester United on their CV, but it's not like managing Chelsea here.

Pressure like you've never known before. Murdered from day one by the press. The biggest club in the world (along with Real and Barca).

Erik Ten Hag all day long though. All day long. Give my man one more season in a decent structure.

Imagine being 44 years of age and doing this

https://twitter.com/UtdPaper_/status...65550649086288

Imagine being any age and doing that in fact.

What a fucking game this was.



I managed to get a ticket on the Sunday before the game.

A(nother) day off school.

Got on the bus and got chatting with the fella next to me.

Turned out it was my history teacher's best mate!



Ended up getting home about 4 in the morning buzzing like fuck.

I love football, I do.

The Belfast Boy being the Belfast Boy in 1968



1968

Imagine that chits and harry.

1968.



You fucking nomarks.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I have no respect for City

A long time before you knew football even existed, Chits



Comment below:

Brought up on Old Firm games in Glasgow I experienced Old Trafford for the 1st time as a 9 year old and was hooked for life. I'd never heard anything like it for 90 minutes. It's such a shame that kids today will never know what a "REAL" atmosphere was like. Manchester United during Tommy Doc's era were electric and they brought that to every away ground in England.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Erik Ten Hag all day long though. All day long. Give my man one more season in a decent structure.

You should have kept Ralf

Eriksen going back to Brentford ?

Better than spending his last years in a hyped up second tier club

David De Gea is playing for free at Altrincham Town FC.

No more £375,000 per week wages.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

That's an insult to flies that is.