Thread: Manchester Utd

It's pissing all over them what a shower at Mainoo Rd, and that's just the weather

Flip Klopp
into the tank
Jurgen's having
a Swank

Looks like it's going to be squeaky bum time for Hal.

Good job he's busy in the bog throwing up.

Cracking start ,Utd netted but offside

And thus the floodgates and Hals tear ducts and beer fridge were opened.

Diaz scores from a corner melee against run of play utd 0-1 pool

Useless fucking manc fannies.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

And thus the floodgates and Hals tear ducts were opened.

Strap in for a week of whinging about injuries.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Will The Donkey miss his one chance from 6 yards out while landing on his arse?

Yes, yes he will.

But he's HAL'S MANAGER

As a neutral good clean well paced half, Utd lucky to be just 1 down.
Darwin tho offside forced Fluffana's best effort

Oh Feernando



In Shock move 11 Utd players replaced by ladies team

Ten Haagen Daaz to become Mr Whippy selling nice creams to Innuits innit?

Wait till Hal finds out Fat Sam is sat with Sir Jim

Get in there you wanky manc fannies!

Oh Fernandes extraordinary whack from the centre circle!! 1-1

Their first shot!



We want 2 we want 2....

Fucking magic!

Hal's probably shit himself.



Added: And Klopp's going to have a stroke if he's not careful.

Mainoo curler utd 2-1 Pool

Kobbie Wobby Dobby new noo noo

FFS you fucking manc fannies

Obi wan pissaka yields penalty salah converts

Its Desmond

2-2

Good game good game

Twas a half of 2 games utd mount the pool level.
A few cards then nothing, Harry will be happier than Hal

Well if I was offered top spot before this weekend I would have bitten your arm off.

Well played the hapless manc fannies. You managed an invigorating draw at home.

I suppose the decent thing to do would be to cheer on Forest in the next game, but I would have done that anyway.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Well if I was offered top spot before this weekend I would have bitten your arm off.

Well played the hapless manc fannies. You managed an invigorating draw at home.

We've done our bit, now do yours.

You cockney fanny.