Thread: Manchester Utd

Bucket (Tony O'Neill for those of you who have read his books) saying pretty much the same



We were solid in the first half, but...

Manchester United captains



Keano

Obviously Dominos don't care...

Blather about the past - all he's got.

They laughed at Liverpool for doing the same.

I'll give him points for being stubbornly faithful

Originally Posted by cyrille

Blather about the past - all he's got.

They laughed at Liverpool for doing the same.

But IT'S HIS MANAGER



Also he hasn't mentioned that one of his favourite captains is the one saying Fernandez is shit at the job.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The Great Erik Ten Hag is still the man.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We were solid in the first half, but...

but... Erik made a terrible substitution and tactical change at half time, which then allowed City to demolish the United midfield like Dill would demolish a calzone after 8 pints of Stella?

Should have been 6 or 7 really.
I'm not that much of a greedy bastard

Catchy chant from the Blues at OT

https://fb.watch/n-Gd_pm9YN/

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Obviously Dominos don't care...

How to alienate the biggest fanbase in the country.



It's not even funny either (all that dough for this would have been mine ).

Great business move.

^ That's as real as Ten Hag being the new Fergie

OLD TRAFFORD IS FALLING DOWN!

TEN HAG IS A FUVKING CLOWN!

GLAZIERS STAYING FOR TEN MORE YEARS!

MAN CITY ARE ON THE BEERS!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How to alienate the biggest fanbase in the country.



It's not even funny either (all that dough for this would have been mine ).

Great business move.

Obviously they don't need to worry.

I expect McDonalds have got the merchandise united market sewn up.

The Greatest Club in the World are back in action tonight.

I'll be tuning in to see the Great Ten Hag get back to work again.

And we know supporters of your pathetic little clubs across England will be too, don't we?

The nation's greatest. The nation's finest. Manchester United.

Come on reds!

UNITED!

UNITED!

UNITED!

"I am certain" - Two reasons why Erik ten Hag is confident Manchester United will come good - Manchester Evening News

"Every single day, there is pressure on everybody involved with this club, but those demands and standards are a challenge which we must always meet head-on," he told United Review. "While this has not been the start to the season that we had all hoped for, I am certain that we have the talent and attitude as a collective to move in the right direction. I believe that it is only a matter of time before we are showing our true selves. It will come, I am certain."

The United manager pointed to their three consecutive wins over Brentford, Sheffield United and Copenhagen as evidence of their winning mentality already this season, a feat achieved while his side were without a number of key players through injury.

100% in agreement with the great man.

If we win tonight, it will be 4 wins out of the last 5. Win again on Saturday and he will be the fastest United manager to 50 Premier League wins.

Even Erik doesn't get it right all the time, but I love this man.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Antony (£81.6m, 2022)
Rasmus Hojlund (£73m, 2023)
Casemiro (£60.7m, 2022)
Mason Mount (£60m, 2023)
Lisandro Martinez (£49.2m, 2022)
Andre Onana (£47m, 2023)
Tyrell Malacia (£15m, 2022)
Total: £386.5m

Antony (£81.6m, 2022) A developing talent, but we may have overpaid a little.

Rasmus Hojlund (£73m, 2023) A huge talent. Not the finished article but clearly gonna be top quality.

Casemiro (£60.7m, 2022) Last year's player of the season.

Mason Mount (£60m, 2023) Injured for half of this season and rejected Arsenal and Liverpool to sign for United.

Lisandro Martinez (£49.2m, 2022) The best centre half in the league by some distance. A huge loss to us this season.

Andre Onana (£47m, 2023) A good signing who will change the way we play once we have a full side available. Still adapting.

Tyrell Malacia (£15m, 2022) Decent back up for a decent price.


Oh, and



80 million!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Casemiro (£60.7m, 2022) Last year's player of the season.

This year's over the hill card magnet.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Antony (£81.6m, 2022) A developing talent, but we may have overpaid a little.
An expensive one trick pony

Rasmus Hojlund (£73m, 2023) A huge talent. Not the finished article but clearly gonna be top quality.

He's no Haaland is he and has the one trick pony and Rashford who like to cut inside rather than cross to him

Casemiro (£60.7m, 2022) Last year's player of the season.

This year a liability

Mason Mount (£60m, 2023) Injured for half of this season and rejected Arsenal and Liverpool to sign for United.

A reject who couldn't get into a shite Chelski side

Lisandro Martinez (£49.2m, 2022) The best centre half in the league by some distance. A huge loss to us this season.

The shortest Centre half in the league by some distance

Andre Onana (£47m, 2023) A good signing who will change the way we play once we have a full side available. Still adapting.

Can't save for toffee but can play out from the back to donkeys like Harry Maguire, Lindeflop and the has been Varane.
Come back de Gea...all is forgiven

Tyrell Malacia (£15m, 2022) Decent back up for a decent price.

Lightweight with an injury record to rival Phil Jones

Joke of a team

Newcastle's that way. >>>

Originally Posted by hallelujah

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Newcastle's that way.

Fixed.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Fixed.

There speaks a man well versed in sucking Saudi (sportswashing) cock.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The United manager pointed to their three consecutive wins over Brentford, Sheffield United and Copenhagen as evidence of their winning mentality already this season, a feat achieved while his side were without a number of key players through injury.

100% in agreement with the great man.

Between you and me ?

No, you're not