Thread: Manchester Utd

Leicester lost, Spurs lost, West Ham lost. Only Liverpool gained anything on us and we still stay 2nd in the hunt for CL football.

My, there are some fannies on this thread who change their opinions like the weather.

I'm looking at you, Dil. You fucking fairweather faggot.

City, Liverpool, Villa and Chelsea are gonna be the four automatic Champions league qualifiers.

Utd might be lucky and scrape through to the Europas again if they're lucky

Utd have turned up tonight to give Southampton a game.

Mctominay was lucky that the challenge for the red was as high up as it was. Anywhere around the knee or lower and he would have been in serious trouble.

One of the worst challenges you'll see all season.

4-0 up and would have been 5 if we hadn't been cheated again by VAR.

Best goal so far was ruled off side.

Manchester United 9-0 Southampton.

OLEgend

That is all.

Against a Southampton reserve side, with 10 men.

9 men

the referee gave them a huge helping hand and that VAR offisde goal was a disgrace. It should of been a goal and as for the 2nd sending off and penalty, it beggars belief.

NINE goals. NINE goals. NINE NIL. Read it and weep you bitter fuckers:

9-0
9-0
9-0




Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunited!

5 PL goals from 6 starts for Cavani?

He definitely looks the part of a top team striker. Another good signing by OGS.

Originally Posted by Edmond

5 PL goals from 6 starts for Cavani?

He definitely looks the part of a top team striker. Another good signing by OGS.

Everything the legend touches turns to gold. Now if only VAR hadn't cheated us out of points last week against Sheff Utd Manchester United get confirmation of 'wrong decisions' against Blades - Solskjaer - BBC Sport . It really is about time we got more decisions going our way.


We've scored 46 goals in the league this year. More than any other team.
We're sitting 2nd and will go top tomorrow when Burnley wallop City 6-0.
We've got the record for the longest unbeaten run away from home in the league in the history of the club.
We put 6 past Leeds.
We've just put 9 past Southampton.
We fucked Liverpool off out of the FA Cup a couple of weeks back.

No wonder the bitter ABUs are crying all over the Internet. Manchester United. The greatest fucking club in the world.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Manchester United. The greatest fucking club in the world.

Too many Cuba Libre at dusk

Enjoy:



If only VAR had given us that penalty before HT, we would have got 10. Bloody VAR!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Everything the legend touches turns to gold. Now if only VAR hadn't cheated us out of points last week against Sheff Utd Manchester United get confirmation of 'wrong decisions' against Blades - Solskjaer - BBC Sport . It really is about time we got more decisions going our way.


We've scored 46 goals in the league this year. More than any other team.
We're sitting 2nd and will go top tomorrow when Burnley wallop City 6-0.
We've got the record for the longest unbeaten run away from home in the league in the history of the club.
We put 6 past Leeds.
We've just put 9 past Southampton.
We fucked Liverpool off out of the FA Cup a couple of weeks back.

No wonder the bitter ABUs are crying all over the Internet. Manchester United. The greatest fucking club in the world.

The delusion is strong in this one:


Wish I never had an early night now

They'll always be two games from mediocrity under Ole though.

No mate, it's 3 games...

...3 games from Wembley.

Now go back to bed and dream of OLEgend's team putting another 5 or 6 past the next lot.

^ How many beers you had?

Go to bed, you're making a show

The last time a Manchester United player scored from open play in a 'big six' Premier League fixture supporters were present. Never mind Tier 2 approval for 2,000 spectators, every tier was full at Old Trafford and the roar that greeted Scott McTominay's Manchester derby clincher is perhaps unrivalled in the fallow Ferguson years.

That was nearly 11 months ago. A Bruno Fernandes penalty - converted in a joint-worst Premier League defeat - is United's only goal across 540 minutes against Tottenham, Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal in the league this season. They also fired blanks in the Carabao Cup semi-final defeat to City.

Funny you should mention goals and points against the big teams because you should be able to answer who had the best record against the top 6 in 2019/20 (apart from Liverpool).

That was us, OLEgend's Manchester United. The only team to beat us was Liverpool. We did the double over Chelsea and City.



But I'm sure you knew that already, didn't you?

Bit different to the last game, all of a sudden the fans are back in full voice and the sun is oooottt, sing when you're winning

Nah, thats just delusionHal

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Nah, thats just delusionHal

I think Hal is an eternal optimist much like myself. I was optimistic last night still in the 95th minute, even down to nine men and our best chance of a draw being subbed.

I didn't catch the Utd game, did Soton not return for the second half?

If you can't celebrate your supposed team winning 9-0 and being joint top of the league then you're a bigger cockhead than Chitty.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

If you can't celebrate your supposed team winning 9-0 and being joint top of the league

Obviously not a real fan.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Obviously not a real fan.

He's been a right miserable bastard of late.

He needs to dig out that unicorn and go splashing about off his gondola in one of the nearby canals to get a bit of joie de vivre back.

Originally Posted by strigils

Bit different to the last game, all of a sudden the fans are back in full voice and the sun is oooottt, sing when you're winning

We're winning so much that I'm hitting the High C's more often than Captain Birdseye these days.