Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by cyrille

Karl Pilkington would be a step up.

The two cup wins in his first 2 seasons is bettered by nobody apart from the plastic cheats.

Hal knows.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Karl Pilkington would be a step up.

Lest we not forget this gem.

After Ten Hag has just taken Guardiola to the cleaners and won the FA Cup for United.

Again.

Poor old Hal, should be celebrating an hilarious victory but instead he's so obsessed with Arsenal he has to keep posting on his stupid Arsenal 'fred'.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

he's so obsessed with Arsenal:

What planet do you live on, harry?

By the way.

Good morning, everyone.



I just thought I'd remind you all that Erik Ten Hag - the trophy collector - has once again had a more successful season than:

Jurgen Klopp
Mikel Arteta
Ang mate

Have a nice day, ladies.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The one where you're so obsessed with The Arsenal you started your own thread on them and can't stop posting on it.

How many posts have you got on this thread, Mr Self Awareness?

Believe me, nobody in the world is obsessed with your trophyless nobodies.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

By the way.

Good morning, everyone.



I just thought I'd remind you all that Erik Ten Hag - the trophy collector - has once again had a more successful season than:

Jurgen Klopp
Mikel Arteta
Ang mate

Have a nice day, ladies.

Nice leaving present really.



And you got Thursday night football, Chelski have the thrill of the Conference League and Geordie Arabia.... well no wonder they're trying to flog players at silly prices.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

as I just said to my wife

it's the 2nd biggest one

Hmmmmm.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How many posts have you got on this thread, Mr Self Awareness?

Believe me, nobody in the world is obsessed with your trophyless nobodies.

But in fairness you are the easiest target to mock on the whole forum outside Skidmark.

Just reading our bio on Wikipedia:

Domestically, Manchester United have won a record 20 top-flight league titles, 13 FA Cups, 6 League Cups and a record 21 FA Community Shields.

Additionally, in international football, they have won the European Cup/UEFA Champions League three times, and the UEFA Europa League, the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup, the UEFA Super Cup, the Intercontinental Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup once each.[6][7] In 1968, under the management of Matt Busby, 10 years after eight of the club's players were killed in the Munich air disaster, they became the first English club to win the European Cup. Sir Alex Ferguson is the club's longest-serving and most successful manager, winning 38 trophies, including 13 league titles, five FA Cups, and two Champions League titles between 1986 and 2013.[8][9] In the 1998–99 season, under Ferguson, the club became the first in the history of English football to achieve the continental treble of the Premier League, FA Cup and UEFA Champions League.[10] In winning the UEFA Europa League under José Mourinho in 2016–17, they became one of five clubs to have won the original three main UEFA club competitions (the Champions League, Europa League and Cup Winners' Cup). They have won the Premier League three years in a row twice; for the first 21 years of the Premier League they came 1st (13), 2nd (5) or 3rd (3).

You'd shag that if it was Tinder, wouldn't you?

I've got a lovely video from YouTube for you all:



Enjoy..

Originally Posted by hallelujah

By the way.

Good morning, everyone.



I just thought I'd remind you all that Erik Ten Hag - the trophy collector - has once again had a more successful season than:

Jurgen Klopp
Mikel Arteta
Ang mate

Have a nice day, ladies.

Just a reminder.

How Mount is the #7 and not Garno is criminal.


Something for the next manager to correct.

Originally Posted by Edmond

How Mount is the #7 and not Garno is criminal.

t.

Mount was a terrible signing and something we agree on.

Giving him the 7 shirt was even worse.

Best, Robson, Cantona....Mount.

Fernandes is the one who deserves to wear it in that team. He's earned it and he loves the club.

The best manager in Europe.

End of.

And if he gets the tin tac, we'll be watching him be successful for someone else




I love him (as you may have noticed). Mostly loved by matchgoing reds and we want him to be given another season without the shitshow we've had this year with injuries.

Our "e fans" like Lu less so.

But they are e fans and I wouldn't give em the steam off me piss.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

we'll be watching him be successful for someone else

Dutch Donkey Farm for Assisted Donkey Therapy Sessions.

Jonny Evans has now won 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 major trophy there is to win with Manchester United.

Premier League
UEFA Champions League
FIFA Club World Cup
FA Cup
Carabao Cup


Not to mention him lulu'ing an MUTV staff member.

Happy Proper Treble Day, ladies!

This time 25 years ago I was velly velly drunk somewhere in Barcelona!

Where were you, harry?

Still dreaming of a sole European Cup to call your own one day?

MWhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahah

And here's another from the 25th of May 2024

Happy "It's up for grabs now!" Day!