Manchester Utd

**harrybarracuda** · 13-05-2024, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Well done, harry.

You sneaked a win at Old Traffordn against a team with no left backs, no centre halves, its captain etc etc.

Substitutes

Bayindir
Eriksen
dos Santos
Kambwala
Forson
Collyer
Amass
Ogunneye
Wheatley

And you were still fucking shite.

Didn't even have to get out of first gear you fucking FANNIES

**cyrille** · 13-05-2024, 03:44 PM

They could only beat the useless ****s they were facing.

**Edmond** · 13-05-2024, 03:45 PM

-4 GD for the season.

The biggest points difference between United and Arsenal in something like 5000 years.

Wot a fokin' donkey farmer ten Hag is. :/

**harrybarracuda** · 13-05-2024, 04:26 PM

The Moaners have cancelled their Awards dinner. Why bother, none of them deserve one

Man Utd cancel end of year awards dinner after crunch talks between Erik ten Hag and Jim Ratcliffe - Mirror Online

**cyrille** · 13-05-2024, 04:54 PM

The real reason is of course because ETHel's summer break is going to be a lot longer than he was hoping.

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The Moaners have cancelled their Awards dinner. Why bother, none of them deserve one

Man Utd cancel end of year awards dinner after crunch talks between Erik ten Hag and Jim Ratcliffe - Mirror Online

How does it feel to know that PSV Eindhoven have more European Cups than you do?

The grand total of 1.

You fannying bellend.

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

The real reason is of course because ETHel's summer break is going to be a lot longer than he was hoping.

Well, we know one thing, Cy.

Whichever way the play offs go you've got a summer looking forward to one thing:

Crushing disappointment.

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.

Boing.

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Arsenal

Is that who you're supporting this week?

**Edmond** · 13-05-2024, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

you've got a summer looking forward to one thing:

Crushing disappointment.

He's English.

The summer will be crushingly disappointing.

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

He's English.

The summer will be crushingly disappointing.

You looking forward to the Hungary friendly?

**Edmond** · 13-05-2024, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You looking forward to the Hungary friendly?

Defending our European Crown by starting with Albania, Spain and Croatia in the group stage. :-)

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Defending our European Crown by starting with Albania, Spain and Croatia in the group stage. :-)

You've got more teams than Dil's had ladyboy cocks.

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 06:33 PM

Roy Keane on Ten Hag: “I hope he’s given more time.”

Wayne Rooney on Ten Hag: “I hope Manchester United give Ten Hag more time, there's a lot of problems at the club.”

Gary Neville on Ten Hag: “I think we should stick with Erik ten Hag... I would say one more season would be worthy to see if we can get back to the standards of last season where we won a trophy and finished in the top four and got Champions League football.”

OUR manager

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**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 07:44 PM

About right

Manchester United fans divided on Ten Hag but keep the splits hidden | Manchester United | The Guardi

We don't turn on the manager en masse in the ground. We're not Notting Hill Arsenal fans turning on their most successful manager of the modern age or sending death threats to our captain. Even Mourinho commented on how well he was treated when it was falling apart (and he still is when he returns).

https://twitter.com/sportbible/statu...99463983013918

We are the greatest football supporters in the world and a level above the rest of you kunts.

Yet no one turns on Ten Hag. The match-going United enthusiast is, as a rule, loyal and on 57 minutes The Red Army section in the right corner of the Stretford End starts to sing the “going on the piss with Georgie Best” ditty (to the tune of Spirit in the Sky) which builds in volume and spreads until on the hour the whole stadium (travelling fans apart) are in unison – a heartening show of unity for Ten HagWe and his players.

“People are quite happy,” he says. “Well, not happy with the performance but we aren’t very good as a team, the players are not very good. Arsenal were probably there for the taking today but players weren’t good enough. I’ve talked to a lot of people, asking: ‘What would you do with the manager?’ And many say: ‘Give him the structure, don’t let him buy the players all on his own accord.’

**harrybarracuda** · 13-05-2024, 09:26 PM

I want the useless tosser to stay as well. He's comedy fucking gold

**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I want the useless tosser to stay as well. He's comedy fucking gold

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The actual camera that was used to capture Arsenal's last title win.

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**hallelujah** · 13-05-2024, 11:10 PM

This just got recommended to me

One of my absolute best mates was there that night.

And he is game as fuck. I mean game as fuck too. Absolute knock you out game as fuck.

I was in Bangkok.

They told the United mob not to go a specific way.

So United went that way with the Salford mob.

You can guess the rest.

The Roma lot came across and shook game as fuck by the hand at the end.

Seriously.

**Joe 90** · 14-05-2024, 05:18 AM

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**harrybarracuda** · 14-05-2024, 08:18 AM

What a shithole

**cyrille** · 14-05-2024, 09:32 AM

Ratcliffe must be stunned at the level of improvement needed in every aspect of the club.

**Edmond** · 14-05-2024, 10:27 AM

Reports that the players don't want to pass it to The Donkey, because they know that he is a useless fokin'.... well, donkey.

**hallelujah** · 14-05-2024, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Reports that the players don't want to pass it to The Donkey, because they know that he is a useless fokin'.... well, donkey.

0 goals in 24 games.

Hee haw

**Edmond** · 14-05-2024, 01:07 PM

PL minutes per goal 23/24

The Poundshop Niall Quinn: 226

The Donkey: 264

Ouch McPouchy.

George Weah's 'cousin' was a better up front ffs 555

**hallelujah** · 14-05-2024, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Reports that the players don't want to pass it to The Donkey, because they know that he is a useless fokin'.... well, donkey.

This venomous, reprehensible, disgusting shite came from Samuel Luckhurst too.

And he later posted this after getting pelters on Twitter:

Insightful analysis of Hojlund from Gary Neville: 'He's making those little movements, he's not getting the ball and he's not being serviced, he's not getting the delivery into the box when he wants it... This is a kid who needs persevering with.'

Fair to say that he didn't get much love back despite trying to cover his tracks.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Reports that the players don't want to pass it to The Donkey, because they know that he is a useless fokin'.... well, donkey.

The Manchester Evening News journalist who has been banned from press conferences this year for his putrid shite.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Reports that the players don't want to pass it to The Donkey, because they know that he is a useless fokin'.... well, donkey.

And you, you little [at][at][at][at], post this and bask in the glory of a young kid at United finding it hard to lead the line as the only striker at the club?

You are not United.

But you are a little [at][at][at][at].

Fuck off and support Madrid or whoever it is you are following this week, you twat.

**hallelujah** · 14-05-2024, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

PL minutes per goal 23/24

The Poundshop Niall Quinn: 226

The Donkey: 264

Ouch McPouchy.

George Weah's 'cousin' was a better up front ffs 555

Your man has 0 goals in 24 games in a team that has the 5th highest chance creation in the whole league:

Team With Highest Chances Creation In This Season In Premier League | StatMuse

That's really fucking embarrassing.

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