Just fancy that
Ray Shoesmith will be grimacing while he reads that (sybille might be too).Sky Sports football writers analyse Borussia Dortmund's 2-0 Champions League semi-final aggregate win over PSG; Jadon Sancho put in an excellent defensive display to stop Kylian Mbappe down the PSG left, while Dortmund's defenders refused to be moved in a perfect defensive outing.
The England winger doubled up with right-back Julian Ryerson to stop PSG's dynamic No 7. It ended up being a brilliant defensive display that left Sancho with seven ball recoveries, with six possessions won in the defensive and middle thirds.
Will being free of The Donkey Farmer for half a season be enough to get him on the plane to the Euros next month. Or the car from where he lives now, at least.
Will be in with a shout if he continues to excel in the CL final at Wembley.
Bring him and that dodgy fooker Greenwood back when the new lad takes over in the summer.
Well they did describe him as "The England winger".
Obviously he won't go back while Ray Shoesmith is there.Bring him and that dodgy fooker Greenwood back when the new lad takes over in the summer.
Talking of which, and I know Hal loves stats.
Ten Hag needs five points to avoid breaking the unwanted record of being the manager in charge of United's worst season in the Premier League era. Ralf Rangnick and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer currently hold that honour for 2021/22.
The damning takeaway from these comparisons is that Ten Hag has been in the job for nearly two years now, and backed in the transfer market to the tune of £410m. Moyes did not enjoy such luxuries.
As Micky Owen was saying, it could be worth cutting him now and getting a caretaker in for the last 4 games.
ETH is gonna get them annihilated in the FA Cup final. Getting a caretaker in now and getting 3 PL practice games in before it could give them a better chance at actually winning it.
Is Giggsy available again or is he in jail?
Dutch Shteeve could handle it for four games.
Surely even he couldn't make a bigger pig's ear of things than Feckless Eric.
PL defeats by 4 goals or more.
ETH has equaled Fergie's tally in 737 less (possibly 'fewer') games.
And he still has 3 PL games to go before he's taken out the back and turned into glue.
He's setting records, for sure.
The best one is beating Sheffield United to 'most shots allowed in a season'.
Has donkey lover Hal shown up at all lately?
A Man U win today. Doesn't much matter as The Gooner's title hopes were gone a few games back...
Hal knows.
^ I was just looking at the table, 6 green dots in a row for the cheating, slimy, thieving, history-less koonts. :/ They know how to do a title run in, I'll give the cheating, slimy, thieving, history-less koonts that.
The 70 million quid Donkey landing on his big donkey arse when tying an uncontested shot from the edge of the box: 1
Less than 5 minutes in.
Training ground goal then walked around for the rest of the game. Easiest win we've ever had at the Theatre of Dweebs.
There are gonna be a lot of Spurs fans during the week.
The skysports boys are about to go into how United fared.
Better off than Rooney, the fooker's twice as wide as Keano FFS
The tiny totts are almost as shit as as the Moaners are. Cheats be cheating.
United had 86 million pounds of talent on the bench.
Unfortunately, it was Antony.
^ And 70 million pounds of donkey upfront.
United's total shots on target at home: 2.
Did you see Erik's comments yesterday?
“I think the fans have the patience – you've seen it on Monday,” Ten Hag said. “But when I see some comments, they don't. And either they don't have any knowledge about football, or they don't have any knowledge about managing a football team.
But I think there are many people that see the problems and they are patient."
Arai wa?!??!?!?
And I see you've been posting the comments of fucking Michael Owen too.
Still, that's a little bit better than your usual fare of Talksport and Football 365.
Btw, it was yet another game without an assist or a goal for Sancho at the weekend.
He's fucking shite.
And, as for you, well...see Erik's comments above.
Being serious for a moment, that was as good a performance as could be expected with the players we had available.
Amrabat had his best game in a United shirt and Mainoo was back to his usual levels.
Garnacho was greedy, wasteful and frustrating. Casemiro obviously cost us the goal.
Arsenal were really poor though and they're not a patch on City.
Still, they're in with a shout and hopefully Spurs will do the business during the week and fuck the plastics up.
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