Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

you're watching England lift the trophy.

Curse activated

Is Hoysie gonna extend his atrocious goals:minutes-played ratio against Bournemouth?


If only there was a landing on your arse per minutes played ratio for him to actually lead the way in something.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Is Hoysie gonna extend his atrocious goals:minutes-played ratio against Bournemouth?


If only there was a landing on your arse per minutes played ratio for him to actually lead the way in something.

The reason your football 365 mate Ferguson is constantly getting subbed and being a sub is cos he's a liability to his own team when he's on the pitch.

The superior Hojlund has 13 goals and 2 assists in a team with the 15th highest amount of chances created in the league.

Meanwhile, the "next 100 million pound player" has 0 goals in, what, 25 games....



...and is now being tipped for the Championship by his own fans.

About Ireland's usual level though, to be fair.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

OK I take that back, he is pissed.



Hal, you haven't updated your "Arsenal Fred" yet, what's wrong with you?

Don't you worry, harry.

You know as well as I do that it will get updated in due course.

Just been told not to argue and shitfest on the internet when the football is on.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Don't you worry, harry.

You know as well as I do that it will get updated in due course.

I think you should start your own "Spurs Fred" as well.

They're more your level.

Oh dear, the Moaners have dropped to 7th.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

0 goals in, what, 25 games....

And still scoring 30 minutes per goal faster than The Donkey come April.


1700 PL minutes
7 PL goals.


Oh man that's terrible.

Looking at remaining fixtures, I can See ManUtd beating Arsenal and dropping points everywhere else.

Originally Posted by Switch

Looking at remaining fixtures, I can See ManUtd beating Arsenal and dropping points everywhere else.

The season's over.

Injuries have killed it.

FA Cup glory is where it's at and the joy of seeing the best youngsters in the world come through.

THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG manager of the season 100% considering all the shit he's put up with.

Just imagine how easily we're gonna piss the league next year.



I'll be enjoying it even more seeing MY MANAGER hold the title aloft.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

6 goals

The Donkey has 7 goals from 400+ more PL minutes. Ouchy! You didn't know that when you mentioned the teenager, eh.


What a waste of 7 million.


Oh, 70...... 70 million.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The Donkey has 7 goals from 400+ more PL minutes. Ouchy!

500+ minutes more after playing Bournemouth?

Oh man, half an hour per PL goal behind. *shakes head*

Trailing so far behind a teenager that hasn't scored since November!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This has been another example of you making an utter fucking nob of yourself, hasn't it?

The prosecution rests its case and I refer the ladies and gentlemen of the jury to the aforementioned comment regarding the ever predictable Edtard.

Originally Posted by Switch

Looking at remaining fixtures, I can See ManUtd beating Arsenal and dropping points everywhere else.

They are unusually lucky at the Theatre of Dweebs, but I think Hal's more worried than I am.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

They are unusually lucky at the Theatre of Dweebs, but I think Hal's more worried than I am.

I will never wish a defeat upon United and it's always nice to beat you, which we usually do at Old Trafford.

In fact, it's an easy 3 points pretty much every season.



However, if you beat us and didn't bottle it for a change, I wouldn't be unhappy at all this year.

They have a decent record against us down there and I wouldn't be surprised to see Bournemouth do the double over us tonight. Not my usually optimistic self although perhaps Spurs' hammering has given them some incentive to believe we can qualify for the CL. Season's over apart from the cup though IMO and the boys in red, white and black often think the same once they see the Europa as the only possibility.

More interesting games than the CL though. Who wouldn't wanna go on the piss in Moldova for 4 days?

Starting XI: Onana; Wan-Bissaka, Kambwala, Maguire, Dalot; Casemiro, Mainoo, Fernandes; Garnacho, Hojlund, Rashford.Substitutes: Bayindir, Ogunneye, Amass, Amrabat, Eriksen, Mount, Forson, Amad, Wheatley.

Absolutely riddled with injuries, BUT Harry Amass is the future left back of the club and it's good to see him with the first team.

He turned 17 a month ago.

1 month over 16 years old.

1937 since we last didn't have an academy player in the squad.

Just let that sink in, girls.

There is no other club like THE GREAT MANCHESTER UNITED on earth.

The way the season has gone, I'm just hoping for a night without any more absences before the semi next week.

57 separate cases of injury or illness now Antony is out injured after his ball of the season against Chelsea and promising against Liverpool off the bench.

Absolutely mental. Not a season like it ever since the start of the season.

I note that the head of our medical department, Gary O'Driscoll, took up the new role in September 2023 after supposedly leaving Arsenal...

Hmm.

Christ he's still prattling on.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Christ he's still prattling on.

Weird to see you this this late into a season full of the joys of spring.

Don't worry, you f-fa-fan of Arsenal, it'll be home soon.

At least we're in with a shout.

As opposed to being 20+ points out of it.

Great assist from Garnacho there

Oh I hope to fuck they play like this when we visit.

Bournemouth should be out of sight by now.

'So shoddy from United. So shoddy'. - Alan Smith