Thread: Manchester Utd

I was gonna go to the semi

But the fuckers didn't announce the dates and the trip went up from 300 quid to 600 quid in the time I was waiting to book flights

And, to top it all off, my dad applied for a ticket but forgot to click submit

The daft old bastard



So no semi

Originally Posted by hallelujah

my dad applied for a ticket but forgot to click submit

But he did at your conception ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The daft old bastard

Originally Posted by helge

But he did at your conception ?

Not bad that, Helga.

For you.

McTominay added to the injury list now.

Cool stat for those of you who wanna talk about kids in their teams:

Manchester United have given nearly three times the amount of minutes (3,637) to teenagers in the Premier League this season than the rest of the Top 6 combined (1,245): MAN UTD (3,637) Man City (698) Aston Villa (360) Liverpool (117) Spurs (56) Arsenal (14)



https://twitter.com/StatmanDave/status/1777685042417815813

Not really a surprise though, is it?

No sensible adult would want to play for that bunch of fucking fannies.

Hal if they scrape a draw against Bournemouth.

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Erik ten Hag adds that a proven goalscorer in the transfer window this summer 'would help'

After spending 70 million quid on an unproven fokin' Donkey last summer, now the penny is dropping.


What a clown.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I was gonna go to the semi

But the fuckers didn't announce the dates and the trip went up from 300 quid to 600 quid in the time I was waiting to book flights

And, to top it all off, my dad applied for a ticket but forgot to click submit

The daft old bastard



So no semi

Here's a semi for you, Mate.

So basically, daddy messed up when buying the tickets for his middle-aged son.

So no sortie wreaking havoc with The RED ARMY.

Originally Posted by Edmond

After spending 70 million quid on an unproven fokin' Donkey last summer, now the penny is dropping.


What a clown.

How's Evan Ferguson doing, Lu?

Football 365 not talking about him much?

He's certainly no Champions League top scorer, is he?

0 goals in his last 26 appearances.



What a clown.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Here's a semi for you, Mate.

Old sponsor.

Collars look a bit weird too.

Wouldn't do.

Originally Posted by cyrille

So no sortie wreaking havoc with The RED ARMY.

Flashbacks of pissing your pants when the RED ARMY came to town still waking you up at night, Cy?



Hopefully, your new owner will finish the job off and you'll be a car park soon anyway.

Hal knows - are Merch going to finish in a Euro Conp place with the grate Ball Bag at the rudder?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Hal knows - are Merch going to finish in a Euro Conp place with the grate Ball Bag at the rudder?

Hal knows it's been the season from hell with the walking wounded.

Hal knows Liverpool finished 6th last season...but "injuries."

Hal knows it's different rules for United from the press and people like you who had your football lives ruined by Fergie in the 90s and 00s.

Hal knows that THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG is MY MANAGER.

Hal knows that this young team being built is gonna dominate Europe again for years to come.

Hal also knows he shouldn't spend Saturday morning arguing on TD.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How's Evan Ferguson doing

Better than The Donkey ya know nothing fake.




Premier League minutes and goals:


The 70 Million Quid Donkey: 1700+ minutes... 7 goals.

Teenager Evan: 1,300+ minutes... 6 goals.


Lulu on a bike, do you even know what football is.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Better than The Donkey ya know nothing fake.




Premier League minutes and goals:


The 70 Million Quid Donkey: 1700+ minutes... 7 goals.

Teenager Evan: 1,300+ minutes... 6 goals.


Lulu on a bike, do you even know what football is.

Goals this season

Rasmus Hojlund: 13 + 2 assists

Including 5 in the Champions League.

Youngest player in Premier League history to score in 6 consecutive Premiership games.

Premier League player of the month for February.

In a team that doesn't even create chances: WordPress › Error

Danish young player of the year

Loved already by the fans at Old Trafford who see his obvious ability.

Meanwhile, and this is amusing from our silly little attention seeker:

Evan Ferguson goals: 6 plus 1 assist

0 Europa League

0 FA Cup

0 Carabao Cup

He has more yellow cards than goals in any of these competitions



Now stuck on the bench.

No wonder why.

It's no wonder AO calls you an Edtard.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Premier League minutes and goals:


The 70 Million Quid Donkey: 1700+ minutes... 7 goals.

Teenager Evan: 1,300+ minutes... 6 goals.


Lulu on a bike, do you even know what football is.

Obviously not. :/

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now stuck on the bench.

No wonder why.

Ankle injury with an unknown return date.

No wonder why to people that actually know what they're talking about. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ankle injury with an unknown return date.

He's been absent from the squad for the last 2 games but hasn't scored a single goal since November.

Still, being an Irish football fan, you've gotta have something to cling to.

Even if that something would be better off giving rides to kids on the beach in Brighton this summer while Hojlund is busy scoring goals against the big boys and you're watching England lift the trophy.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

hasn't scored a single goal since November.

And a still better goals to minutes ratio than The Donkey.

About half an hour better thus far.


Just how utterly shite is the Donkey.

This has been another example of you making an utter fucking nob of yourself, hasn't it?

You do see the obvious difference in quality between players like Hojlund v Ferguson though (I was reading before that Brighton fans were talking about a loan to a Championship club for him while United fans are looking forward to the future with Hojlund, Garnacho, Mainoo etc).

In fact it's almost like watching the difference in quality when Stumpy takes you apart on here each week.

Fuck me, he's not even pissed yet and he's posting reams of shite.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hojlund v Ferguson

Fergie. Half an hour per PL goal better.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fuck me, he's not even pissed yet and he's posting reams of shite.

Harrryyyyyy!

It's been at least 3 days since we talked about the F word!

So far today, I've had it with Cy, Lu and Nammers and now you have arrived.

I can see this is gonna be a good weekend.

OK I take that back, he is pissed.



Hal, you haven't updated your "Arsenal Fred" yet, what's wrong with you?