Manchester Utd

**hallelujah** · 04-02-2024, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Utd have a new holy trinity now

Can you name yours without googling?

**Joe 90** · 04-02-2024, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Can you name yours without googling?

Yes.

We actually have a few Holy Trinity's now.

**Joe 90** · 04-02-2024, 11:29 PM

1st up!

Bell, Lee and Summerbee

2nd up

Aguero, Kompany and Silva

3rd up

DeBruyne, Foden and Haaland.

Let that sink in for a minute...

**Edmond** · 04-02-2024, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Can you name yours without googling?

The head of international finances.
The legal team in charge of appeals.
The board of Abu Dhabi Investment Capital.

**Joe 90** · 04-02-2024, 11:36 PM

Sweet, he managed to get of his piss stained armchair onto his Puter.

This...

Manchester Utd-wank1-jpg

Vs

**hallelujah** · 04-02-2024, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

1

Let that sink in for a minute...

Are you trying to compare yourselves to Manchester United?

You literally had a banner celebrating your lawyer.

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**Joe 90** · 05-02-2024, 12:28 AM

Not only did we smash the quadruple last season we also became club champions of the world!

That's a Quintuple!!!!!

Google that and let it sink in that you are the new noisy neighbours and the past.

We are the present and future!

Kiss my blue arse fooker

**harrybarracuda** · 05-02-2024, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Not only did we smash the quadruple last season we also became club champions of the world!

That's a Quintuple!!!!!

Google that and let it sink in that you are the new noisy neighbours and the past.

We are the present and future!

Kiss my blue arse fooker

Fuck me one shandy and manc wankers are off.

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 06:08 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Weird, football, isn't it?

It's almost like Hal has been telling you for months that 38 imjuries impacts the team.

Wel, not almost.

He has been telling you.

And I am always right, ladies.

For the record, ladies.

I am always right.

Just a reminder that Hal knows.

**Joe 90** · 05-02-2024, 06:11 AM

You shit the bed?

Ciz will be up soon looking for a fight as his second team got beaten by bottle jobs

**Joe 90** · 05-02-2024, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

For the record, ladies.

I am always right.

Just a reminder that Hal knows.

Across all comps, not sure why you're raving over that, I mean there's a chance I'm marginally wrong and Mainoo likely will play more over the entire season, not surprising considering the competition for places, Lewis is just as good as Mainoo if not better.

Hojlund has done next to nothing all season, hits a run of luck over 4 games, Garnacho is decent but has a lot of developing to do same with Mainoo.

You're 6th now? You're no threat.

You're £300mil short at least of player investment.

You're over a billion quid in debt.

Failed FFP and need to sell to buy.

Your manager is shit

Your miles off City

Call that the new "Holy Trinity"???

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 10:57 AM

That's some fucked up bitter blue bitterness you've copied and pasted there.

What a pile of fucking nonsense.

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 11:23 AM

What a blow that is to lose Martinez again.

He's the best centre back in the world.

Essential to the way we play.

The greatest manager in the world just cannot catch a break.

**Bettyboo** · 05-02-2024, 11:30 AM

I thought West Ham looked more threatening and created more chances when Martinez was on the field. They were often getting the ball wide then looking for a taller striker to drop onto Martinez to get a header in - nearly worked a couple of times, just poor finishing by West Ham. The tall lanky Real Madrid fella is much more dominant in the air - you just can't rely on HarryM to be in the right position to get aerial (or any) balls cleared (a bit like the WC semi-final against France...).

**Edmond** · 05-02-2024, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

just poor finishing by West Ham.

Old Trafford.

Man United shots: 12
West Ham shots: 22.

West Ham:

More % tackles won.
Higher % passing accuracy.
Committed half the number of fouls.

United scraped by, and were very lucky to get some deflected goals and a donkey hoof.

Goal Difference for the season. -1.

**malmomike77** · 05-02-2024, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

For the record, ladies.

I am always right.

Just a reminder that Hal knows.

Fuk me. He's woken up and still going on.

**malmomike77** · 05-02-2024, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a blow that is to lose Martinez again.

He's the best centre back in the world.

Essential to the way we play.

The greatest manager in the world just cannot catch a break.

If only you defence wasn't so shite and you had three more strikers than Arse you might have a positive goal difference.

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Old Trafford.

Man United shots: 12
West Ham shots: 22.

West Ham:

More % tackles won.
Higher % passing accuracy.
Committed half the number of fouls.

United scraped by, and were very lucky to get some deflected goals and a donkey hoof.

Goal Difference for the season. -1.

Goals scored:

Manchester United 3

West Ham 0

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

If only you defence wasn't so shite and you had three more strikers than Arse you might have a positive goal difference.

40 plus different injuries yet here we are.

Playing wonderful football and storming up the table.

And we'll be spanking your bunch of fannies too.

**Edmond** · 05-02-2024, 03:13 PM

^^ Happy at being outplayed at home, by a team that hasn't won a domestic trophy in 40+ years. Fake fan. :/

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 03:16 PM

Manchester United 3-0 West Ham

It must really hurt you.

**Edmond** · 05-02-2024, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Old Trafford.

Man United shots: 12
West Ham shots: 22.

West Ham:

More % tackles won.
Higher % passing accuracy.

Fake fans won't care. :/

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 03:36 PM

Man United 3-0 West Ham: Rasmus Hojlund scores AGAIN as Erik ten Hag's side leapfrog the Hammers into sixth, with Alejandro Garnacho netting a brace for dominant hosts

A lovely headline in the Daily Hate today.

I can't work out which is the best bit though.

Rasmus Hojlund scores AGAIN

or

dominant hosts

What say you, Lu?

**hallelujah** · 05-02-2024, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

What an amazing picture, Chitty.

Thanks for posting it!

Three of the greatest young players in the world together.

Nothing quite sums up the ethos of the greatest club in the world so close to the anniversary of our darkest day.

**malmomike77** · 05-02-2024, 04:06 PM

^ indeed. 3 queens sitting on a fence.

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