Thread: Manchester Utd

Luton at home up next.


That can't lose to Luton at home...... can they.


Predico: 2 goals in the last 10 minute for United to win 2 nil and send Hal into an online multiple orgasm.

28 passes for that first goal on Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/TenHagBall_/stat...22008692072652

What a brilliant team goal and what football this team is capable of when it clicks. What a manager Erik is.

And I'm still furious at VAR.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

There were no decisions.

They could not make any decision on all three aspects of the "goal" because the "video was inconclusive".

Of course they made decisions on all three aspects you daft prat.

They did so by deciding it was a goal.

And it was!

Result: egg on Legohead.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Of course they made decisions on all three aspects you daft prat.

I'm talking about VAR you numbskull - as was Arteta.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What a brilliant team goal and what football this team is capable of when it clicks.

3 or more goals conceded 7 ​times already this season, and we're not even out of November yet.

Hmmmm

^ Did you see Hoysie und Garno chatting about their 2 open goal misses on the way to the dressing room?

Phew.

Originally Posted by Erik Ten Hag

Phew.

....

Three points never in doubt and up we go to 6th, 3 points behind Liverpool in 4th.

Crisis Smisis.

By the way, anyone know how Liverpool got on against Luton last week?

Manchester United sit very comfortably at the top of the Premiership form table having picked up more points than any other team over the last 5 games.

Crisis they shouted!



Ten Hag's getting sacked they screamed!



Hal knew differently.

Hal knows.

Funny innit. Lose and Hal hides from the internet like the glory hunter he is.

Win and he's posting reams of shite to make up for it.

When all else fails: lie.

harry's big book of internetting tips and tricks.

Trouble is, one goal against Luton is not a good look. Fine if it was an aberration but……..

Everton look more coherent and everyone likes Dyche. Poor old Kompany, looks like he’s now following Burnley’s playbook.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Crisis they shouted!



Ten Hag's getting sacked they screamed!

They'll lose 5 matches before Christmas, which means that he'll be somewhat loose in the saddle.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Hal knew differently.

Hal knows.

We'll see


( 6th place isn't enough for your beloved Man U)

Helge posts more on this thread than Hal does these days.

2.5 billion seems a lot to be paying just to explain to someone that Martial and Antony and Bissaka and Shuffler Eriksen and Onana and on and on were absolute dog poo signings.

Wasn't Fletcher director of football when all that red excrement was signed?

No wonder he made himself scarce.

Out of interest, when Big Jim brings in a new manager, how many is that since Red Nose departed?

I've lost count.

Giggsy would knock some sense into the women's team, at least.

I'm out at the moment but talk about triggered.



I see a lot of tears and people whose lives were ruined by Sir Alex Ferguson.



Rest assured I'll be back tomorrow and you'll be getting dealt with in the usual dismissive fashion I reserve for retards.



In the meantime, cry some more.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Rest assured I'll be back tomorrow and you'll be getting dealt with in the usual dismissive fashion I reserve for retards.

Sure
You'll be roaming the footie threads until the 29 of Nov. and will then be absent till after Christmas.

(assuming you can overcome VAR and Everton)

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Hmmmm

Sir Robert Charlton's funeral today.

Sir Bobby Charlton funeral details announced as Manchester United say service will celebrate 'one of England's finest' - Manchester Evening News

Not a single representative of the Glazer family will be in attendance.