Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by malmomike77

You certainly can't Hal, it's doubtful if you could claim any post nominals too. Just remind us what letters you have again

Fuck me it's Steven Hawking of the SAS.



Did you win the election for Johm Major in 1990 too, you tory (SAS) hero you?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fuck me it's Steven Hawking of the SAS.



Did you win the election for Johm Major in 1990 too, you tory (SAS) hero you?

Good Lord, right we all know the TD search function doesn't work and the only other idiots claiming i said the same are your mates the Kraut nutter (banned for being a loon) and Snub, so use googun and post up my claims of me in the SAS, MI5, MI6 etc.

You know Hal your deflection is becoming more exaggerated the longer your God drags your team down. I'll repeat, Ball Bag is a gift that keeps giving to us non-merch fans.

In other news, stop being so precious about having a second class education and a second class career - just make the best of your lot in life

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Professional background.........

Be careful numpt, you know how it sets you off when you've had a few too many egg nogs.

Before you know it it'll be 2am and you'll be 'worrying about the kids' again.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Be careful numpt, you know how it sets you off when you've had a few too many egg nogs.

Before you know it it'll be 2am and you'll be 'worrying about the kids' again.

i thought that might encourage the other TEFLr to chime in

Originally Posted by malmomike77

idiots Kraut nutter Snub,your God, MI5, MI6

Good to see you are still as unhinged as ever.

Come on Hal your mate Dil and Chit won't think less of you if you declare an HND or some other Diploma you paid for. You know the ones you disdain others using in your profession.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Did you win the election for Johm Major in 1990 too, you tory (SAS) hero you

come on Hal you limp dick, are you still googling for me stating i'm SAS, MI5 or MI6, shurely you and your mates on here can find that evidence? with your combined PHDs and all

My Cantona, Henry Winter is doing some proper journalism. He'll get sacked for this sort of stuff. WhErE iS ThE YaNiTeD cLIcKbAiT?

Pressing, pressure and more urgency bring reward for #MUFC and a good finish from Bruno Fernandes. Reward for #MUFC fans who’ve been loudly behind the team throughout. Reward for Ten Hag who stuck with Fernandes. He’s a good manager. #FULMUN

Ya see what I'm telling you about the fans, girls?

Erik Ten Hag: 50 wins in 78 games.

The quickest manager to reach that number for United along with Ernest Mangnall over 100 years ago.

Fergie couldn't do it.
Mourinho couldn't do it.
Van Gaal couldn't do it.

Despite his whole team being injured. Despite being cheated by VAR every fucking week. Despite Glazernomics.

This man could:



The Greatest Manager in the League.

And he's MY MANAGER.

Erik on the performance yesterday:



When asked by Ferdinand why we don't seem to have a style of play this season (maybe the response needs to be in capitals for the hard of learning) and it doesn't look like an Erik Ten Hag team:

"BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY INJURIES. AND EVERY TIME YOU HAVE TO SWAP, YOU HAVE TO MAKE CHANGES. THE ROUTINES ARE NOT THERE."

Although this isn't a difficult concept to understand for those of us with a functioning brain, we can discuss this in our Zoom football talk.

He, like you, has missed the point then.

You buy players who fit the way you want to play.

United's buys last summer were a mess, with little discernible method to the additions.

Guardiola's first season at City was a failure, but they weren't signing a complete overpriced rag bag of players.

Injuries are part of the game, the signings were almost as much of a mess as Chelsea's.

Get a Director of football in who has a fkin clue.

Steve Bruce is available.

Yawn.

Change the record, you verbose bore.


I was making the point that injuries don't disguise the lack of 'joined up thinking' in squad additions.

Not that injuries are not a problem.

Do try and keep up with the holes being pointed out in your laughable excuses.

I notice the Carabao Cup is the trophy that you cannot actually bring yourself to name.

So we'll take that as you still being an ABU fuckwit then.

Your backtracking on the injuries point has been noted though.

Originally Posted by cyrille

you verbose bore.
.

I should have just kept this to you being an ABU fuckwit.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll probably walk into the old town and watch it with all the English stag dos and end up getting battered when they start singing anti-United songs and I pipe up with something.

Like fucking clockwork.

Went to one of the Irish bars in town.




A group of lads on a weekend away behind me.

I go up when we score and they start.

"Stand up if you hate Man U" "Cockneys." The usual drill etc.

Brummy accents.

Then

"We're the pride of Manchester."

Eh?

I went up for a piss before leaving and the lads were in the bogs. We had a bit of a laugh about it and it turned out he was from south of Birmingham and a season ticket holder at the Emptyhad.



You can't make this shit up.

His mates were taking the piss out of him when they heard my accent after he'd been giving it large. I sent Chitty a voice message to say it reminded me of him.


Honestly, along with geordies, City fans might be the thickest in the country (although the geordies have probably got this one sewn up to be fair).

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

The offside rules are so hard to understand now. I don't understand them in their current state or implementation.

The other month, some wanker ref, maybe Dermot the wanker was saying something along the lines of "once the offside lines are drawn they are definitive, there's no argument...", clearly that isn't the case, as we've recently seen:
- offside lines come up wrongly.
- offside lines come up for the wrong reason.
- offside lines be attributed to the wrong reason.
- other layers of ideas around the offside line which are either subjective or just weird.

1) The rules have clearly become utterly stupid.
2) The VAR implementation protocols are ridiculous.
3) I'm sick and tired of all these ex-refs going on TV, having newspaper columns and being quoted on skysports after every game - that in itself shows where the problem lies...

And, as for insulting the legends of Brazil - most unwarranted!!!

Something has to be done about the offside rules and VAR.

It's a fuckimg farce every week. Let's go back to it being if it was deliberate handball, it's penalised. If he's stood ahead of the last man and the ref/linesman sees it, it's off.

Not ideal, but not the mess we have today.

Four fucking minutes it took to disallow that United goal.

Surely it taking 4 fucking minutes tells you it's not a "clear and obvious error?"

We're getting fucked over every week since Klopp's repeated comments.

And, btw, that Alan Brazil photo is at WBA.

We won 5-0.

Hi, Cy.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And, btw, that Alan Brazil photo is at WBA.

We won 5-0.

Wrong ​again.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Wrong ​again.

Yeah, my mistake.

You scored a goal.

League table this time last season v this season as of yesterday (without 19 first team players at various stages of the season due to long term injuries).



It would be cruel of me to repost Cy's ridiculous post from yesterday - he's alright Cy and I shouldn't mock him too much as he's hamstrung by being from Birmingham in the first place - but this one is for you too, harry, you utter fucking spaz.

Zoom invitation still open to you all if you want to know more about football.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

With all the uphoria and relief on here for the Manure Utd fans, I reckon there will be a few accidents tonight and a few more entries in this ....

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How's the pain today?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

How's the pain today?

Sound mate.

Just getting on it again.

the missus is still in bed.

She'll be thrilled to wake up and find that she's going to Istanbul in 3 weeks time.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

She'll be thrilled to wake up and find that she's going to Istanbul in 3 weeks time.

Watch out for them Turks!

City fans had a rough time there around Taksim Square.