Manchester Utd

**helge** · 02-11-2023, 03:57 AM

Down 0-2

If they come back from this hole, then hats off for that

**Joe 90** · 02-11-2023, 04:37 AM

Away the Magpies

**Edmond** · 02-11-2023, 08:17 AM

Is that successive 3 nil defeats at home.

The new number 7 and two of the three most expensive club signings all starting, and their new 70 million quid donkey coming on for 30 minutes didn't help then.

**Edmond** · 02-11-2023, 08:19 AM

2 shots on target.

Tackles %

Home 47.6
Away 77.3

Wince.

**helge** · 02-11-2023, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

The new number 7

Noticed him

Weak

**harrybarracuda** · 02-11-2023, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

2 shots on target.

Tackles %

Home 47.6
Away 77.3

Wince.

And...

**cyrille** · 02-11-2023, 08:48 AM

Another day, another plethora of defensive cock ups from United.

**harrybarracuda** · 02-11-2023, 10:23 AM

Time for Hal to get on the Graham Potter bus I fancy...

**cyrille** · 02-11-2023, 10:30 AM

'Some of the players he's spent 60 or 70 million on I wouldn't have had at Huddersfield' - Neil Warnock.

**Edmond** · 02-11-2023, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Tackles %

Home 47.6
Away 77.3

Keano's commentary must have been falsetto enough to break windows.

**harrybarracuda** · 02-11-2023, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Some of the players he's spent 60 or 70 million on I wouldn't have had at Huddersfield' - Neil Warnock.

Ouch!

**Joe 90** · 02-11-2023, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Time for Hal to get on the Graham Potter bus I fancy...

There's only one manager that can pull Manure out of the shit!

He was seen around OT on Saturday, former England manager Mike Bassett....

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**harrybarracuda** · 03-11-2023, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Away the Magpies

Or as I read the other day, "Geordie Arabia".

**Edmond** · 03-11-2023, 12:35 PM

Great that they signed that Number 9 they needed in the summer.

**helge** · 03-11-2023, 01:01 PM

Is there such a thing as a 'backward' ?

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2023, 03:40 PM

Back in action this weekend for the Greatest Club in the World led by the Greatest Manager in the World with the Golden Boot Winner 2026 leading the line, Rasmus "New King of the Stretford End" Hojlund.

Oh what a joy to behold!

However, yet another injury has befallen our red-shirted heroes with Casemiro sidelined for the foreseeable future. We do though see the possible return of another future great Kobbie Mainoo, (soon to be lining up alongside Bellingham in June at the European Championships where he will bring the trophy home to England).

Shall we get some stats while we're here on the Great Ten Hag's record so far compared to other managers?

Let's say Arteta in his first 4 seasons:

8th,

8th,

5th,

2nd.

The Great Ten Hag

3rd.

Manchester United manager’s win percentage since Sir Alex.

Erik Ten Hag - 65.6%
Jose Mourinho - 58%
Ole Solskjear - 54%
David Moyes - 52.98%
Van Gaal - 52.43%
Ralf Rangnick - 38%

Trust the process. Not the media witch-hunt.

In fact, I couldn't have put it better myself, Henry Winter (one of the few seemingly not living off United clickbait):

#MUFC don't need a new manager. They need new owners. They need Glazers out, Ratcliffe buying club fully, a proper structure with sporting director, footballing identity re-established, dead wood out of squad & stronger characters in. Give Ten Hag a chance. Rinse/repeat pointless.

Case well and truly rested and the real fans have got your back, Erik. The best manager we've had since the legend Sir Alex left. We fucking love what you've done for this club and continue to do.

MY MANAGER.

Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!
Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!
Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!
Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!
Erik Ten Hag's Red and White Army!

**david44** · 03-11-2023, 03:53 PM

Ten Hugs Hal it could be worse

Chelski rebranded ChelsUSA spent zillions and now 3 places below your lot .
Let in 2 or more goal past few games, no clean sheet since lowly Bournouth Smegtember 17th having disposed of the most expensive keepr Kepa Arrizabakaga who should have been a keeper in both senses and even better endy who like the reat Bonetti the cat was awful from ime time but unbeatable often. I trained with him and Ale Stepney one damp evening when I hoped for an apprenticeship, I was best keepr at school and in low level but not good enough for Chelsea , I turned down Charltn despite being more Athletic then !!

Utd have the brand the stdaium and global fans, more than in Manchester itself marketing base.
As a rival the lower the better, Ten Hag aint thei ssue its the arrant Glazers send em to fx the broken windows computers

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2023, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by david44

Ten Hugs Hal it could be worse

Indeed.

But it is the way of the world and "journalists" living for social meeja idiots and their clicks these days.

The usual United clickbait just becomes ever more frequent from people who wouldn't be able to put bread on the table were it for the name of Manchester United.

Decent journalism died a long time ago.

**cyrille** · 03-11-2023, 04:37 PM

I don't agree, but it's certainly become harder to find.

And United are a big club whose team has been drastically under-performing for some time.

That's news, not just click bait.

**harrybarracuda** · 03-11-2023, 05:33 PM

Best dive in before you can't get better than odds on Hal.

*guffaw*

**harrybarracuda** · 03-11-2023, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

I don't agree, but it's certainly become harder to find.

And United are a big club whose team has been drastically under-performing for some time.

That's news, not just click bait.

Not really, they were shit, then they got Fergie, now they're shit again.

Probably belong in the championship next season.

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2023, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Not really, they were shit, then they got Fergie, now they're shit again.

Probably belong in the championship next season.

There's a man who clearly doesn't know his history and follows a perennial pile of shit.

Just look at your European Cups

and SEVEN fewer titles than us for proof of that.

You pathetic bottle jobs.

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2023, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

I don't agree, but it's certainly become harder to find.

.

The Guardian has been posting for the masses for what seems an age. Jonathan Wilson has made a career off it; his constant attacks on Solskjaer were beyond ridiculous.

I see virtually no difference from the sports coverage in the likes of The Sun/Daily Mail and the supposed quality press these days.

The social media twats and fancam wankers look for negativity and sensationalism and the media lap it all up in their search for clicks.

What a time to be alive.

**cyrille** · 03-11-2023, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There's a man who clearly doesn't know his history and follows a perennial pile of shit.

Just look at your European Cups

and SEVEN fewer titles than us for proof of that.

You pathetic bottle jobs.

His argument was that Fergie is the difference.

To show he 'clearly doesn't know his history' you'd obviously have to remove the silverware won under Ferguson from those totals.

Did you do so?

Anyway, all the entertainment is being enjoyed by supporters of your opponents these days, whatever Wilfred Blenkinsop or whoever achieved on 1902.

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2023, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

His argument was that Fergie is the difference.

To show he 'clearly doesn't know his history' you'd obviously have to remove the silverware won under Ferguson from those totals.

That would very conveniently be the SEVEN titles and 1 of the three European Cups more than they have.

Which is a bit fat ZERO.

And that's without taking into account what we would have won if Munich hadn't happened.

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