Thread: Manchester Utd

Get a proper job!

20,000 steps a day here.
Just had to buy some sketchers for my poor feet and legs as the old work boots are killing me.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a proper job!

20,000 steps a day here.
Just had to buy some sketchers for my poor feet and legs as the old work boots are killing me.

Sounds like hard work, fuck that.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sounds like hard work, fuck that.

Yeah, no gym membership required.
Too knackered to even get on my bike.
Need some time off to recuperate.

Open question to the utd support on here...



What would you rather have?

United finish in the top four but lose to City in the cup final
Or
United beat City in the cup final but miss out on top four?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It isn't, but the higher you go the more things get intellectualised and given fancy names like TBL, ZPD, and HPV.

Well I don't really want to expose your Teaching English as a Foreigner skills but those aren't words they are acronyms. So did you qualify by having a Manc accent and being barely understood

I always thought table was spelt with an a and an e. And is zoo really spelt like that nowadays?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Well I don't really want to expose your Teaching English as a Foreigner skills but those aren't words they are acronyms. So did you qualify by having a Manc accent and being barely understood

Technically speaking, they are actually initialisms like, for example, SAS.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Open question to the utd support on here...



What would you rather have?

United finish in the top four but lose to City in the cup final
Or
United beat City in the cup final but miss out on top four?

It's all about the silverware. Always has been and always will be.

No football has ever retired and told his grandchildren about the time he finished 4th.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's all about the silverware. Always has been and always will be.

No football has ever retired and told his grandchildren about the time he finished 4th.

I'm not surprised, footballs are inanimate objects and can't talk.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It isn't, but the higher you go the more things get intellectualised and given fancy names like TBL, ZPD, and HPV.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Well I don't really want to expose your Teaching English as a Foreigner skills but those aren't words they are acronyms.

Wrong, smartarse.

We played well yesterday given that it was a tense occasion; Wolves didn't manage a shot on target while we had 27 in total.

The great Ten Hag has now won more games in his first season than any other manager and he has worked wonders to get us where we are with this squad and the number of injuries and games we've had and played. The return of Garnacho is obviously huge as he is a clear upgrade on Sancho who is nowhere near fast enough or strong enough for the way we play. How the fuck we paid 70 mil for him I do not know, but he'd be better in a tippy tappy team like City.

Anyway, some pictures from the day:

A pre match pint in town in my favourite pub on Deansgate





These balti pies are cracking, but like every pie at United, they are nuked to fuck, so it took me 20 minutes to eat the fucker it was that hot!



Cy's mates yam yamming it. Crap atmosphere yesterday, and they made the usual "football in a library" chants although it was hard to understand much else of what they said.



Job done. Phew.

It will be nice when you get a c20th stadium

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It will be nice when you get a c20th stadium

Built in 1909?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It will be nice when you get a c20th stadium

The sale of the century will still be on next century if the Glaziers have their way..

Originally Posted by cyrille

Wrong, smartarse.

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Antony's end product, be it a shot or a pass, is utter poo 9 times out of 10.


Said the same about C.Ronnie in his first season, but he was around 14 years old and wasn't one of Brazil's most expensive players ever.

17 clean sheets for De Gea. Winner of the Golden Glove for the 2nd time.

How many howlers?

Originally Posted by Edmond

How many howlers?

Probably about the same!

He needs replacing, but I don't think we've got the money. Plus the priority is a striker cos we're even worse at putting them in the opposition's net.

Whatever happens I'll be telling the family not to send over next season's home kit for Christmas.

The 3rd kit is nice though. Surprisingly.

It also appears to be the away kit from both 2017 and 1989.

Reading this morning that United are interested in signing Neymar. Dear oh dear, hopefully that is complete rubbish. Two signings I'd like them to make, firstly McAllister from Brighton to boost our complement of Argentinians (with Martinez and Garnacho), and that great looking prospect, Ewan Ferguson, again from Brighton to take care of the need for a real striker.

They should get Emi Martinez from Villa.

Originally Posted by cyrille

They should get Emi Martinez from Villa.

Good idea! Could also go for Lautaro Martinez from Inter Milan, completely cornering the 'Martinez' market! Actually, that's not a bad choice either, 25 year old accomplished striker. United certainly have a South American flavour at the moment.