The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Jack meoff]

Simple on the ropes again, want a spade?

[harrybarracuda]

So you don't think the ref adds even more time on for time wasting?

Which bit of "arbitrary" don't you understand, I can take it a syllable at a time.

[Luigi]

Simple on the ropes again, want a spade?

It is quite cringeful, isn't it.


Being wrong really affects the ol' bugger.

[Dillinger]

Now if you were a football mamager Harry and you are 1-0 up with a few minutes left and your backs against the wall

Do you bring on substitutes to

A- Stop the opposition team's impetus to get a breather and water bottles and tactical instructions out to your team thats been reshaped whilst infuriating the other team.
B- waste time and hope that the referees watch is brolen and he doesn't add on the time he's just watched you waste.


You fuckin donut

[cyrille]

Simple on the ropes again, want a spade?

Fixated again, with nothing to back your argument up.

Point proven.

Surprised you skipped the non-sequitur 'amusing' gif.

[Luigi]

Law 3• A player who is being substituted must leave the field at the nearest point onthe boundary line, unless otherwise directed by the referee

Explanation: To stop a player who is being substituted ‘wasting’ time by leaving slowly at the halfway line (which is not a Law requirement) the player must leave at the nearest point.



Simple and Dill know more about why the IFAB changed the law than the IFAB members that changed it.







You couldn't write comedy like it.

[cyrille]

^Paddy not really getting the nuance of the point at issue.

On the upside...he has a gif.

[Dillinger]

He also thinks Diogo Dalot is gonna get a lot of fantasy football points for him this year

[Jack meoff]

with nothing to back your argument up.

Want that spade?
Great job your doing yourself. carry on bozo.

[hallelujah]

You lot could cause an argument in an empty room.

Carry on though.

[cyrille]

He also thinks Diogo Dalot is gonna get a lot of fantasy football points for him this year

Because he played further forward a lot at the end of the season.


I'm deeply saddened that ff thread has gone quiet.

Don't get any Man City players says Chitty...they don't play every week.

Fuckin' muppets.

[Jack meoff]

Being proved wrong on every thread, must be pretty soul destroying for a simple upstart geezer from the Brom?

[cyrille]

Still fixated...still firing blanks.

Do you have virility issues?

btw Say 'Brom' or 'The Brom' in West Bromwich and you'll seem....r e a l c o o l.

[harrybarracuda]

Now if you were a football mamager Harry and you are 1-0 up with a few minutes left and your backs against the wall

Do you bring on substitutes to

A- Stop the opposition team's impetus to get a breather and water bottles and tactical instructions out to your team thats been reshaped whilst infuriating the other team.
B- waste time and hope that the referees watch is brolen and he doesn't add on the time he's just watched you waste.


You fuckin donut

Run down the clock by taking two minutes for each substitution knowing the best the ref is going to do is add on 30 seconds you dumb shit.

That's why they've changed the law and why it says "to stop time wasting" not "to stop some ridiculous bollocks dilly and cilly keep coming out with".

[Luigi]

4 emoticons, one for every sentence

We've got rolling on the floor laughing. Sad. Rolling on the floor laughing. Manically grinning.



Being wrong is probably good for ya syb. Get that heart rate up to a solid 3 beats per minute.

[cyrille]

That's why they've changed the law

YOU are the person who doesn't understand why they've changed it in the way that they have.

THAT was what started this, Sepp Twatter.

[Jack meoff]

Still fixated...still firing blanks.

Obviously those blanks create noise!

[Jack meoff]

Being wrong is probably good for ya syb. Get that heart rate up to a solid 3 beats per minute.

He can recite the Alphabet after 40 years, job in Tescos looking secure.


Referee no.

[Luigi]

firing blanks.

Isn't that the medical condition you've got?


Forgive me if I'm wrong, I think I saw you post about it on here before.



Could explain the psychological affect that being wrong about football brings on, though.

[cyrille]

Ah the, "No that's not him...that's you" riposte.

Masterful!

Bravo!

What are you having for lunch tomorrow?

Another Who Gives a Fuck smoothie?

[Luigi]

Might add a shot o' the bottom of the JW range Blender's Cask, to spice things up a bit.

Ah shure tiz cheaper than Red Label innit.

[Jack meoff]

Looks like the drunken Brommie (unqualified teacher) has collapsed in a offside position.

[Jack meoff]

Another Who Gives a Fuck smoothie?

Someone obviously does you thick fuck

[Chittychangchang]

Because he played further forward a lot at the end of the season.


I'm deeply saddened that ff thread has gone quiet.

Don't get any Man City players says Chitty...they don't play every week.

Fuckin' muppets.

How's the dry July going Ciz?

Including City players in your team on the Thursday deadline was a gamble last season because of the strength of the squad and a possibility of zero points.
You would understand all this if you participate in the Fantasy football, instead all you wish to participate in is shit slinging.

A+ for Effort again

D- for ability.

Go write 100 times....

I will endeavour to learn the offside rules in football for this season.

[harrybarracuda]

YOU are the person who doesn't understand why they've changed it in the way that they have.

THAT was what started this, Sepp Twatter.

"I have ... a Goldfish".