Thread: The Cup.

Let's have the highlights...

"The Man United fans have seen this movie before".

"I don't know what the defenders were doing."

Injuries have screwed him, but Ten Hag ain't surviving this.

He's a dead man walking.

BUT

The fucking players are a joke. They need shipping out first and a complete clear out of the club, which Ten Hag has been saying for ages (and others).

Build the team around Hojlund, Garnacho, Mainoo, Martinez, Shea Lacey etc and sell the rest.

Controversial opinion, but I'd keep Rashford.

Oh, and we'll win the cup.

Hal knows

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

You tell them, Hal!

Looks like Liverpool won some milkmaid's conference league cup. Arsenal will win nothing at all (again...). Man City will win the league. But Man U, Ten Hag's Man U, will win two glorious cups this year - including the FA Cup; the greatest cup competition in the world - thus making Man U the most successful team this season.

I fucking will, mate.

And it is a great post.

Liverpool's "greatest team ever" under the "greatest manager ever" have won 1 league title in 34 years.



It took Erik Ten Hag one year to win Smarty Teeth's sign off trophy after 9 years.

There's no arguing with that, Hal.

Liverpool's quadruple hasn't work out well this year...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

OH MAN CITY!
THE ONLY TEAM TO COME FROM MANCHESTER !

OH MAN CITY!

Oh, and you don't come from Manchester.

I do.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Build the team around Hojlund

It's said he should be loaned out to the championship.

Played 130 minutes against the 8th placed team and he didn't even manage a shot.

Was given a rating of 4 out of 10.


The useless donkey isn't even cut out for the Championship.

Originally Posted by Edmond

It's said he should be loaned out to the championship.

Played 130 minutes against the 8th placed team and he didn't even manage a shot.

Was given a rating of 4 out of 10.


The useless donkey isn't even cut out for the Championship.

Quoting my lines that I've nailed you with already?



Didn't Cy say you were nicking his when you had nothing to come back with?



You've embarrassed yourself enough here, you plastic wanker.

And I embarrassed you plenty last weekend, didn't I?



I know you love your country and all that, but your man has got 0 goals in 25 games,



The other man was winning FA Cup semi finals for the GREATEST CLUB IN THE WORLD yesterday.



Just give up, you utter wanker.

^

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I embarrassed you plenty last weekend, didn't I?

Awww, bless. He actually thinks he embarrassed me.



Oh man. *wipes tear from eye*





Manny. AO. Hal. :/

Love the edits, Lu.

You need them.



This is the big league, mate.



No Manny, Chitty or AO here.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This is the big league, mate.

Who..... you?


In the same way Chitty is a chef.

Lulu on a bike, just because your 'banter' is so painfully poor that it isn't worthy of a reply, doesn't make it anything else. I just hope I don't get another of your multi-paragraph, unsolicited crying PMs. The wince from that last one almost cracked my UHD TV, it was so fokin' long and teary I had to scroll down and the TV is 65 inches.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Who..... you?


In the same way Chitty is a chef.

Lulu on a bike, just because your 'banter' is so painfully poor that it isn't worthy of a reply, doesn't make it anything else. I just hope I don't get another of your multi-paragraph, unsolicited crying PMs. The wince from that last one almost cracked my UHD TV, it was so fokin' long and teary I had to scroll down and the TV is 65 inches.

Is that a paragraph of a reply, Lu?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Lulu on a bike, just because your 'banter' is so painfully poor that it isn't worthy of a reply, doesn't make it anything else. I just hope I don't get another of your multi-paragraph, unsolicited crying PMs.

You've had one PM off me suggesting a pint one day.



I couldn't think of anything worse.

Let's finish with this though

Originally Posted by Edmond

Who..... you?

Forums is life, you sad little kunt

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Quoting my lines that I've nailed you with already?

Didn't Cy say you were nicking his when you had nothing to come back with?

You've embarrassed yourself enough here, you plastic wanker.

And I embarrassed you plenty last weekend, didn't I?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Just give up, you utter wanker.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This is the big league, mate.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Forums is life, you sad little kunt

Originally Posted by hallelujah

you little wanker.

You are a c_unt.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Manny. AO. Hal.

.. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

The useless donkey

Maybe a loan to League 2...

Apparently Doncaster Rovers are interested.


Next year's Doncaster Donkey.


Ba-Dum Tshh.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Maybe a loan to League 2...

Apparently Doncaster Rovers are interested.


Next year's Doncaster Donkey.


Ba-Dum Tshh.

Oh, is it jokes for five-year-olds time already.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Oh, is it jokes for five-year-olds time already.

5 year old?

You're pushing it there

Forking lucky after Coventry Climax

RJ's final forecast Man Chitty 3-1 Man Ure

A rare shot of Reg driving an old forker before he was elevated

^ anything less than 6-1 would probably be seen as good result.


Whatever the record winning margin is in an FA Cup final, it's in serious, serious danger of being smashed.