Just woke my missus from her kip

[hallelujah]

told her that Liverpool aren't gonna win the league

[helge]

On second thoughts

Don't go to the Pub !

[david44]

She'll have grounds for retribution unless she supoorts the Ciry's leading team

[Bettyboo]

She'll probably glass you at breakfast...

[DrWilly]

If he makes it to breakfast

[hallelujah]

If he makes it to breakfast

I had a power nap, William



Weekends are for going right through

And then fucking dying during the week

PS

Jurgen Klopp- the best manager ever with 1 title in 34 years - has won in 9 years what it took Erik Ten Hag 6 months to do.

[DrWilly]

Weekends are for going right through

And then fucking dying during the week

in your twenties

[hallelujah]

in your twenties

I'm still doing it in my forties.

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

[Edmond]

has won in 9 years what it took Erik Ten Hag 6 months to do.

Has won the Premier League, Champion's League, WCC, Uefa Super Cup, FA Cup and League Cup in 9 years.

has won the Premier League, Champion's League, WCC, Uefa Super Cup, FA Cup and League Cup in 9 years

FTFY

[DrWilly]

I'm still doing it in my forties.

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

It hurts a lot more once you’re 40+

[hallelujah]

Has won the Premier League, Champion's League, WCC, Uefa Super Cup, FA Cup and League Cup in 9 years.



FTFY

So you're telling me your hero has won 1 (ONE ) premier league title?



The same as Leicester.

The same as Blackburn.

[Edmond]

So you're telling me your hero has won 1 (ONE ) premier league title?

I've won about 65 PL titles.

Carlos Tevez as wonderkid from Boca was always me first buy.

[hallelujah]

I've won about 65 PL titles.

Carlos Tevez as wonderkid from Boca was always me first buy.

Worst comeback ever.

-10 banter points deducted.

[Edmond]

Oh, he thinks he's deserving of a comeback. How utterly adorable. :-)

[hallelujah]

Oh, he thinks he's deserving of a comeback. How utterly adorable. :-)

What an utter fucking bellend.

[Edmond]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Sunday afternoon is complete. :-)

[Joe 90]

Can someone wake Hal up and tell him Spurs are gonna beat the Gooners and City are gonna win away at Forest today, go top with a game in hand.


CITY! CITY! THE BEST TEAM IN ALL THE LAND AND WORLD







Wakey wakey you pissed up twat, it's Sunday footy time!!

[Joe 90]

What the fvck has gone wrong at the Baggies?

The bottle jobs of the lower leagues..

[Joe 90]

I reckon Hal has passed out in a pool of vomit and piss..

[harrybarracuda]

CITY! CITY! THE BIGGEST CHEATS IN ALL THE LAND AND WORLD

FTFY.

[cyrille]

When they get relegated to the championship in a month's time, perhaps there will be an extra promotion spot for whichever team loses the play-off final?

[harrybarracuda]

When they get relegated to the championship in a month's time, perhaps there will be an extra promotion spot for whichever team loses the play-off final?

Good thinking.

But what if they get relegated to the National League (North) where they belong?

[cyrille]

Well, Guardiola was very careful to say only that those above him have promised there has been no wrongdoing.

So when it's found that there has, he is in the clear to leave.

And after that, those rats will be off the sinking ship in days, claiming breach of contract.

[Joe 90]

Manchester City?s ?Glazers Staying 10 More Years? Chant! ? #shorts - YouTube

[harrybarracuda]

Well, Guardiola was very careful to say only that those above him have promised there has been no wrongdoing.

So when it's found that there has, he is in the clear to leave.

And after that, those rats will be off the sinking ship in days, claiming breach of contract.

Not sure about that, that would mean giving up those dodgy Abu Dhabi hidden accounts with their undocumented "loyalty" bonuses.