Manchester City Thread

[Edmond]

won 14 trophies

You trying to beat that number in the Copy & Paste world championships?

[harrybarracuda]

I see our ladies followed up the men ruining the tiny totts day with a 5-0 thrashing of their plastic counterparts.

[Joe 90]

PSG and Liverpool away, gonna be a tough few days for the only team from Manchester

[hallelujah]

[Joe 90]

This PSG side are pretty good, be interesting to see how they perform at the Fortress Etihad..

[hallelujah]

This PSG side are pretty good, be interesting to see how they perform at the Fortress Etihad..

That City side were really shite. Eassssyyyyyyyyyyy

Another year without a European Cup beckons for Pep the fraud, but at least Grealish has got lovely hair

[Joe 90]

Fook off you red rag [at][at][at][at]!

That was like a Champions league final!

We'll see how PSG get on in Manchester!

[cyrille]

7 goals in 5 games for Messi vs Pep.

[harrybarracuda]

"Lionel Messi's snub of his manager after getting substituted at PSG this week generated miles of headlines. Mauricio Pochettino isn't the first to come up against the almighty Messi ego, and it really doesn't take much to set him off. An old colleague of Pep Guardiola's in New York recounts a story about Pep's days as Barcelona manager.

One day in the dressing room, Guardiola was having a heated chat with his players, when Messi stood up and said he was going to get a can of coke. Pep told him no, that he didn't want players drinking fizzy drinks before matches. Messi didn't just ignore him. Instead, he walked over to the fridge, picked out a can and then opened it right it in front of his manager – before starting to chug it down dramatically, just to show who had the real power.

Guardiola left shortly after."

[hallelujah]

How the fuck was de Bruyne not sent off for a carbon copy of wan Bissaka's red card the other week? It was actually even worse when you look at it from certain angles.

Dirty oil bastards.

[cyrille]

I see Benny Mendy has disappeared from FIFA 22

[harrybarracuda]

I see Benny Mendy has disappeared from FIFA 22

Maybe he'll pop up in Prison Break 22.

[Joe 90]

Local lad Foden absolutely destroying the Scouser defence, unlucky not to be a few up.

C'mon City

[harrybarracuda]

Plastics Academy (Foden) absolutely destroying the Scouser defence, unlucky not to be a few up.

C'mon City

FTFY.

[Edmond]

Local lad Foden

He's from Manchester?


Reminds me of the 2005 FA Cup final. If there were penos involved Liverpool would win.

[harrybarracuda]

Well that's fucking funny.

"Destroying" them you say Chitty?

[harrybarracuda]

THAT'S more like it.

Now come on, let's have a winner!

[Joe 90]

Milner should have been sent off!!!

Corrupt Scouse bastards.

[harrybarracuda]

You useless fucking c u n ts.

[harrybarracuda]

Better. Now finish the fuckers off!

[Joe 90]

We are City!
We fight to the end!

[Joe 90]

He's from Manchester?

Born and raised 4 miles from the Etihad.

Gotta be Man of the match today!

[Reg Dingle]

Great game of footy for the neutral.

If only United had half the coach those 2 clubs have

[harrybarracuda]

Meh..

[Joe 90]

Decent game that.

I guess Chelsea are temporally at the top..