Manchester City Thread

[PAG]

I knew a transvestite who's a Man City supporter. Don't know if he's a Mancunian, but he's got a Wigan address.

[Edmond]

^ ...

[Bettyboo]

Those Wigan girls give a great blow job, so imagine a lady with personal penis body experience giving you a gummy one - the Sheiks would love that (personally, I'd go with the goat, but that's just me...).

Have City signed Rice yet? He'd do great in the reserves alongside Phillips.

[Joe 90]

The Football Association has moved the kick-off time for the Community Shield after fans complained about "inconvenient scheduling".

Manchester City will play Arsenal in the traditional season-opening game at Wembley.

Initial plans for a 17:30 BST start on 6 August were met with frustration from City fans over concerns about travel on public transport.

The game will now kick off at 16:00 BST on the same day.

City fan group WeAre1894 had called on supporters to boycott the match because of the "significant travel challenges".

Some supporters had even begun to make donations to a local foodbank instead of spending money on a match ticket.

A Manchester City spokesperson said: "Having contacted the FA to express our reservations and clarify why the kick-off time of 17.30 BST on a Sunday was originally chosen, we are pleased that the decision to bring forward kick-off has now been made.

"Whilst we understand that this will not fully alleviate travel issues for our fans and our preference would have been for an earlier kick-off time still, we hope that the new kick-off time will make a difference."

FSA warned Wembley would see empty seats
The Football Supporters' Association (FSA) had said it understood the reaction to the previous kick-off time.

Prior to the game being moved, a spokesperson for the FSA told BBC Sport: "What used to be an early to mid-afternoon game is now being held on a Sunday evening at the behest of the FA's broadcasters.

"Manchester City supporters are understandably upset, with some calling for boycotts, at this inconvenient scheduling of the Community Shield which will leave many facing difficult decisions about transport and time-off.

"This decision to put the needs of broadcasters ahead of match-going fans will undoubtedly lead to empty seats and sour what should be an otherwise exciting curtain-raiser for the new season."

The Community Shield is played at the beginning of the English football season between the previous campaign's Premier League and FA Cup winners.

As Manchester City won both competitions, the second-placed Premier League team, Arsenal, will play in the fixture.

[harrybarracuda]

Yeah it can be a bit tricky getting from Basildon to Wembley.

[hallelujah]

"Man City don't like it, but there's a Red Bull version of football clubs, and that's them!"

"There's a Ferrari version of clubs, that's Barcelona, Real Madrid and Man United!"

Simon Jordan. A bit of a nob really, but he's obviously correct here. As any fule kno.

I note Red Bull have cheated in the past too.

[Joe 90]

Those Wigan girls give a great blow job

I concur!

[Joe 90]

Gundogans wife wasn't happy in Manchester...

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Gundogan, who was manager Pep Guardiola's first signing in July 2016, is set to sign a two-year contract with Barcelona, who have set his buyout clause at £342m.

The 32-year-old ends his seven year stay at City where he amassed 304 appearances and won 14 trophies.

"I have been lucky to have experienced so many unforgettable moments in my time here and to have been captain for this extra special season has been the greatest experience of my career," said the former Germany international.

"First, I would like to thank Pep. To have been able to play under and learn from him for so long has been something I will never forget.

Adios El Capitiano.

[Bettyboo]

^ for context:





Of course, he did have the big payday option of moving to Newcastle...

For context:

[cyrille]

Of course the only reason anyone would swap Manchester City for Barcelona would be 'er indoors getting a cob on.

[hallelujah]

More details coming out tonight about the cheating:

Manchester City are accused of taking PS30m 'sponsorship' payment by a mystery figure from the UAE | Daily Mail Online

Get them banned and in the non league. All the proper big clubs should put the dough in for some serious lawyers to get these nouveau riche cnuts fucked off back where they belong.

[hallelujah]

More details coming out tonight about the cheating:

Manchester City are accused of taking PS30m 'sponsorship' payment by a mystery figure from the UAE | Daily Mail Online

Get them banned and in the non league. All the proper big clubs should put the dough in for some serious lawyers to get these nouveau riche cnuts fucked off back where they belong.

They're a little club with no history that would still be yo-yoing between the divisions if they hadn't been bought and the whole world knows they have subsequently cheated their way to EVERYTHING.

How does it feel knowing that nothing you have won counts, Chits?

[Joe 90]

Blah, blah, let the bitterness run through you

[harrybarracuda]

They're a little club with no history that would still be yo-yoing between the divisions if they hadn't been bought and the whole world knows they have subsequently cheated their way to EVERYTHING.

How does it feel knowing that nothing you have won counts, Chits?

They know they're just cheats. It'll never be a problem getting a rise out of them.

[hallelujah]

Football's Biggest Scandal



Great docu and well worth an hour of your time. Kick the cheats out!

[helge]

OK
Will have a look


Would there be a Man U resemblant ?

Being fair and all

[harrybarracuda]

Great docu and well worth an hour of your time. Kick the cheats out!

Not really, as it's not going to say anything we don't know.

They are cheats and need to be properly punished.

[Bettyboo]

The problem is that now it's up to the PL who are an English group/company/organization/mafia desperate for Arab money and won't want to rock the boat.

I can see some PL members getting nice backhanders, and Man City getting a fine for obstruction, not much else.

PL -> <-Arabs

[harrybarracuda]

Qatar have the EPL rights. They would love the plastics to get fucked over esp. if they buy the moaners....

[helge]

Will have a look

Missed the middle 30min due to sleep attack.

No news in what I saw.

Corruption, lying, greed. And maybe cheating zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[hallelujah]

OK
Will have a look


Would there be a Man U resemblant ?

Being fair and all

No, because we haven't committed fraud and cheated our way to the trophies we "won."

It's all in the Premier League's hands now. Just don't capitulate like UEFA did and allow the cheats to select their own fucking panel members when they appeal!

[hallelujah]

The problem is that now it's up to the PL who are an English group/company/organization/mafia desperate for Arab money and won't want to rock the boat.

I can see some PL members getting nice backhanders, and Man City getting a fine for obstruction, not much else.

PL -> <-Arabs

Well, yeah, that's what UEFA did.

Fingers crossed though, cos as the UEFA suit said at the end, they can't appeal to CAS and the evidence is right there.

Strip them of everything and put them in the non league, the cheating blue cnuts!

[helge]

Just don't capitulate like UEFA

UEFA capitulating ?

If they can't carry all the money bags, they'll accept IOYs.

[helge]

The cheating blue cnuts!

BOYCOTT !

[hallelujah]

UEFA capitulating ?

If they can't carry all the money bags, they'll accept IOYs.

Reminds me of your best mate Putin.