Manchester City Thread

[hallelujah]

you can't beat that vimto hit.

This sober business really isn't so bad!

[hallelujah]

Haaland's movement has been good.
.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Reg.

We're here to rip the piss.

[malmomike77]

its been like watching harry kane, static as fook

grealish is a non event

[Joe 90]

This City v Liverpool rivalry remind me of the 1990's Manure v Gooners only more intense

[malmomike77]

yeah Alvarez might get a run out but he wont get subbed for Haaland.

[malmomike77]

Haaland's movement has been good.

yeah 3m offside when they get a chance to attack

grealish is ooot me fartasy team, shite

[malmomike77]

nunez looks like he'll make defences shit themselves

[Reg Dingle]

Are you West Brom in disguise?

[Joe 90]

Alvarez!

Get in!!!!

[malmomike77]

^ he's much more direct and mobile than the walking tree stump

[Joe 90]

WE ARE NOT WE ARE NOT REALLY HERE!
OH WE NEVER WIN AT HOME AND WE NEVER WIN AWAY, WE DON'T GIVE A FVCK COZ WE'REALL PISSED UP

MCFC OK!

[malmomike77]

coz he's got a better bloke on the bench

[Joe 90]

^ he's much more direct and mobile than the walking tree stump

Foden did well to keep it in play.
City are not used to playing with a striker.
A few more games and Haaland will be knocking them in like Kane.
He'll be a City legend like his father.

[Joe 90]

No way was that a penalty!!!

Fvcking Scousers playing the victims again!!


Utter Scouse bin dipping cvnts!!!

[malmomike77]

you got an offside, wind it in

[Joe 90]

you got an offside, wind it in

Bollocks!

What about Matips handball?

That linesman is a red!

[malmomike77]

easy....

[Joe 90]

nunez looks like he'll make defences shit themselves

FFS anyone would have thought they'd won the league!

[Reg Dingle]

oh dear

There goes the quinella

[malmomike77]

FFS anyone would have thought they'd won the league!

Nunez making Haaland look like conference, in fact so was Alverez

[Joe 90]

Cockwombles

[malmomike77]

Haaland will get worked out quick and get proper termed over by physical defences, Nunez looks the deal, In Jesus we trust.

[Joe 90]

Haaland will get worked out quick and get proper termed over by physical defences,

You on the sauce?

First game and three missed chances, just unlucky.
Not as frustrating as Sterling to watch.
It could easily have been a hatric for Haaland!!!


Yeah you've touched lucky with Jesus and Zinchencko!
You may get European football next season now.

[malmomike77]

Yeah you've touched lucky with Jesus and Zinchencko!

lucky, they are bargains - even better they get Hal's knickers knotted.

[Reg Dingle]

First game and three missed chances, just unlucky

Score in a brothel...

You couldn't score in a brothel

That Haaland sitter at the end