The Ashes Thread.

[harrybarracuda]

Yes I'd better get back to work too.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

So when is Ali going to take off that stoopid fake beard? I mean, it's funny for a while but the joke wears a bit thin after a while ...

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Yes!




Now Fuck off Barbie you cheat!

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Did anybody else notice Barbie move toward Voges taking the catch when he saw the ball?

[hallelujah]

This has been a very useful morning for England.

[harrybarracuda]

Yes I think we can be happy with that.

Wally's doing his usual whinging and carping, so that's a good sign.

[hallelujah]

An early wicket would really see a few whinging Aussies!

[baldrick]

broard neckbeard trying to waste all the reviews in his first over

[Loy Toy]

Poms appealing for everything.

Not out!

[harrybarracuda]

So when is Ali going to take off that stoopid fake beard? I mean, it's funny for a while but the joke wears a bit thin after a while ...

Don't be so racist you stupid boy. It is the beard of a true English haji.

[cyrille]

Anderson and Broad showing the Australians how to bowl.

Excellent length.

Perhaps the penny will drop for mongy Mitch.

[Loy Toy]

Lunch.

Pie throwers can enjoy their Spam!

[Loy Toy]

Anderson and Broad showing the Australians how to bowl.

Burp! Burp!

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

So when is Ali going to take off that stoopid fake beard? I mean, it's funny for a while but the joke wears a bit thin after a while ...

Don't be so racist you stupid boy. It is the beard of a true English haji.

ease up there Harry - I'm no racist. So are you saying it's not fake? It certainly looks fake - I was hoping our young Davey boy was going to rip it off his face and punch him in the nose for impersonating Hashim Amla ( quite the hero young Dave Warner - has a history for standing up for racial issues he feels strongly about) but if you are telling me that it is actually a real beard then I stand corrected and take it all back. Carry on then..

[harrybarracuda]

So when is Ali going to take off that stoopid fake beard? I mean, it's funny for a while but the joke wears a bit thin after a while ...

Don't be so racist you stupid boy. It is the beard of a true English haji.

ease up there Harry - I'm no racist. So are you saying it's not fake? It certainly looks fake - I was hoping our young Davey boy was going to rip it off his face and punch him in the nose for impersonating Hashim Amla ( quite the hero young Dave Warner - has a history for standing up for racial issues he feels strongly about) but if you are telling me that it is actually a real beard then I stand corrected and take it all back. Carry on then..

Why would he wear a fake beard you numpty?

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Well why would you wear a beard like that if it wasn't fake? I mean - how would you know what your neck looked like? You could have a big cyst or something on your throat and you wouldn't even know about it. Just sayin like ...

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

I mean, if it was fake at least you could take it off to look at your throat or something. Know what I mean ??

[baldrick]

Anderson and Broad showing the Australians how to bowl.

Rogers is seeing them very well

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

^ and he's colour blind and wears glasses..

[baldrick]

nutted

[cyrille]

What a superb catch from Cook.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Cook gone off with a sore cock. Root now stand in skipper

[klong toey]

Bowled him middle stump

[cyrille]

Did you notice there was no mockery from England supporters on here about Harris?

No of course you didn't you tard no class convicts.

[kingwilly]

Ouch.