Well here we are again at the arse end of woolies cricket, the jolly old rounders bat has been tucked away inside Auntie Mables saggy snatch, the weff has been bribed, and we are orf.
The fucking football world cup (Jocks excluded).
Jonny Bastard Fallingover has a new role to play,
When ten millions more Facebook likes didn't .
Like the skills replaced by the girly antics
pulling hair and scratching..