The Homeless SZS fantasy league thread

[Jofrey]

Sanchez for majority.

Vardy a slightly cheeky choice.

I wouldn't bother with the others.

[Jofrey]

Manure v City should be a cracker.

If Kompany is out i expect it to be close...2-3

[cyrille]

Sanchez for majority.

Vardy a slightly cheeky choice.

I wouldn't bother with the others.

I'd say KdB has to be a serious option. Not that long since city thrashed United at ot.

[Bruce Bayliss]

Not that long since city thrashed United at ot.

You really think it will happen again Cy?

[Dillinger]

Anthony Martial will become a Man U legend this weekend against Kolorov.

[Dillinger]

Sanchez for majority

I've benched him for Hoolahan

[Jofrey]

benched him

[Jimmy McNulty]

Captaining Vardy and benching Mahrez in favour of Ayew away to possibly the worst team in the league at the moment.

[cyrille]

Yup - after some questionable comments about west brom I'm looking forward to Tim Sherwood collecting his p45 on Monday.

[cyrille]

Monk: 'I'm confident in the ability and focus of this team'
Sherwood: 'If this lot can't do it we'll get in some players who can.'


Hmmm

[Jimmy McNulty]

Fucking hell. That's certainly one school of management.

[cyrille]

The bonus points system continues to bemuse me.

Zouma has a 'mare - over hitting simple passes, giving away throw ins needlessly, never looking at home at right back but gets an assist which is apparently worth two bonus points.

Meanwhile Vardy gets the only goal of the game and...no bonus points. Just because of the yellow card maybe? But the type of player Vardy is he'll always pick up a few cards.

I realise him not getting bonus points was good for anyone not captaining him, but the whole thing still seems askew to me, particularly how a defender in a shambolic defeat picks up two bonus points.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Yes, I felt the scorer of a winner in a single goal match was certainly going to get the bonus points. Feel like I've been robbed of 6 points there.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Two clean sheets from the Manc derby. Second half was dire though.

[cyrille]

Worst possible result for me with no defenders involved.

Stoopid move to put Martial out wide after his excellent start. How many more times does Rooney get to fail in that central striker role?

It probably means holders of KDB and Martial have at least one too many players in a wider role.

I see Harry is back in business.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Surely people will be offloading Martial about now. Or will they be hoping that LVG sees sense? ManYoo's fixtures are about to become very nice though.

[cyrille]

Mourinho, who is already appealing against a £50,000 fine and suspended one-match stadium ban for suggesting officials were “afraid” to award his side decisions following the defeat to Southampton on 3 October, was sent to the stands after an altercation with the referee, Jonathan Moss, at half-time at the Boleyn Ground on Saturday. The charge relates to his language and behaviour during the interval and is understood to centre on his alleged refusal to leave the referee’s room. There have also been suggestions he made reference to Arsène Wenger and swore at Moss.

This is becoming a real life version of smeg vs ant.

The guy is utterly obsessed with Wenger. Haven't they heard of internet forums?

Loosers!

[cyrille]

Surely people will be offloading Martial about now. Or will they be hoping that LVG sees sense?

He must be the only person in the country who can't see how obvious this is. Kompany and Coati Mundi must have been delighted that they were up against pigboy down the middle rather than Martial last weekend.

There should be a team managed by ff managers. 'Fantasy Villa' has a certain ring to it.

I'm keeping him for the while...so that probably means everyone should get rid.

[Jofrey]

I'm keeping him for the while...so that probably means everyone should get rid.

i'm very tempted to get rid too. done bugger all for me...

but who to replace with?

Lukaku....

Kane....

Bony...

[cyrille]

Quite.

Also have to hope Pelle hasn't embarked on a goal fast like last season.

There should be an 'all out defence' chip. The 'Tony Pulis' chip.

[Jimmy McNulty]

I think I'm getting rid of Pelle once Mane's ban is up. Looking at Lukaku probably as their fixtures are looking tasty. Or....Martial. A guy on Second Captains today was talking about how LVG has always in the past been very ruthless and there may come the point where he does actually fuck Rooney off and said he wouldn't be surprised if a lack of a performance in the Manc derby might be it. So....let's just wait and see shall we?





Or am I planting seeds of doubt over getting rid in Martial owners' minds?

[cyrille]

LVG has always in the past been very ruthless

Well he swiftly fcuked off the guy for whom him becoming manager was supposed to be great news - rvp.

[Bogon]

I think I'm getting rid of Pelle once Mane's ban is up.

Mane serves his ban in the midweek cup game. He will be as fresh as a daisy for Bournemouth.

[Jimmy McNulty]

I had wondered why he was not yet Red. One has to wonder how likely he was even to play against Villa on Wednesday and I'm surprised that loophole has yet to be shut when you consider how much of a fuck many teams give about even the FA Cup never mind the League Cup.

[cyrille]

It's kind of glaring, isn't it.