Age of Empires Online

[peterpan]

fuck me ( posts 1-24) u cunnys must be bored

[dirtydog]

The TeakDoor alliance has been formed, all it needs now is some allies should add I haven't even been attacked yet by anybody.

[gbt71fa]

The TeakDoor alliance has been formed, all it needs now is some allies should add I haven't even been attacked yet by anybody.

finally got on...I have 50,000 archers in my main city...uhm...dirtydog, what are your coords...just curious....

[dirtydog]

50,000? I got maybe 200

[dirtydog]

jees, the spotty fat kids attacked me whilst I was asleep, luckily my wall traps ate tonnes of them although the reports say I lost, had to use my 12 hour truce thing 2am Thai time when the little brats are at school I shall attack them with everything I have got.

[dirtydog]

Glory or Death as we Pattaya ex SAS say, at least I think thats what we are supposed to say but I haven't been into a Pattaya bar for a few days so could be wrong, anyway, as these little bstard merican spotty kids keep attacking I have made a plan, albeit not a very good one, 2am is the truce time ending, they are all ready and waiting, last time they plundered millions from me as Americans do, luckily I got no oil otherwise they would have waterboarded me and stuff, so midnight I am going to attack them with all my might, sadly that aint many, but it's Do or Die as we used to say in the Pattaya SEALs, I think.

Thinking about it it is a full time job as bb said, you really need 4 people to have access to your city to keep the upgrades going, I mean I'm on the computer all day, and these kids are way ahead of me because they are on all day and night, anyway, as we say in the Soi Yodsak Shagging Team, There is no Death Without Glory, probably....

[dirtydog]

My population is moving out by the hundreds, purely because we have merican neighbours, I bought 500 new people, they have all left now, do you think the program knows they are american?

[Gerbil]

Tried to join the alliance... it said waiting for acceptance, but checking today that had disappeared... just tried again. check your applications.

[dirtydog]

^I reckon you joined the mericans, my wraith will show in one hour, as all my soldiers die at the gates of some merican spotty kids city

[dirtydog]

It seems I can't break the truce, I have to wait for it to end, so that messed up my plans a bit, it means I have to stay awake till 2.30am or thereabouts, but that also means the nasty brats are still at school, hmm, what to do....

[buriramboy]

Which server are you on??

[dirtydog]

lucerne saxony.

[buriramboy]

NA34??

[dirtydog]

^Yep^

[Gerbil]

Yeah. I'm on Lucerne as well.

Answer the bloody alliance request you idle bugger.

[dirtydog]

^Ooops, didn't know about that bit there, we are now an alliance of 3 although that spotty kid may decimate me this evening

[dirtydog]

gerbil, it's probably time I mentioned the bad news, our other alliance member is like 500 miles away on another planet sort of thing, anyway, the nasty buggers attacking me are JWP and avenger1, avenger1 is right next to me and its him who I shall attack, no idea who JWP is, you perhaps?

[Gerbil]

I've still got another 24 hrs in protected mode.

got nearly 1 million in gold and loads of resources being harvested. Guess I should start building some troops.

[dirtydog]

Another problem I have is that the troops want to take a lot of food with them, they don't seem to have got the idea of Death and Glory, I mean they will die, so they don't need all that food, but the software doesn't allow for that

[dirtydog]

got nearly 1 million in gold

If it aint in your wharehouses they will steal it, not the gold but the other stuff soon as you go live, the place is infested with mericans.

[Gerbil]

Should have added this thread to the TD newsletter.

[buriramboy]

You need to get all alliance members to teleport to the same province (saxony). So they can reinforce you when you get attacked

[dirtydog]

^Thats about 1 hour away, I got to admit i think I will be destroyed.

Should have added this thread to the TD newsletter.

I think we need to know wtf we are doing first

[Gerbil]

You need to get all alliance members to teleport to the same province (saxony). So they can reinforce you when you get attacked

How's that work. I've got a city teleporter... but it says it teleports randomly?

[buriramboy]

You need to get all alliance members to teleport to the same province (saxony). So they can reinforce you when you get attacked

How's that work. I've got a city teleporter... but it says it teleports randomly?

Press random, then it will let you choose a province.

^^ Basically build your walls up and max them out with archer towers, and build a shit load of troops. You need to get all the science shit in the acadamy levelled up to the max aswell. Make your hero with the highest politics mayor as you get production bonus and builds things quicker.