Dinner

**bsnub** · 01-04-2025, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'll be down there tomorrow to replicate your fine dish!

Please don't.

**Joe 90** · 01-04-2025, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

Please don't.

Fvck off!

**dirk diggler** · 01-04-2025, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'll be down there tomorrow to replicate your fine dish!

Right if that's the case, here's the lowdown...

Remove from fridge and rub in olive oil, salt and pepper.

Leave it for 3 hours and let it reach room temp.

Chop 2 garlic cloves finely and a handful of shrooms.

Heat a pan with butter and the garlic.

Put your corn cobs in a bowl with a little water in the bottom and place in the microwave. I had 2 cobs in there, each snapped in half.

Sear your steak on high heat, both sides and edges.

Chuck in shrooms.

Reduce the heat

Start microwave on full power for 5 minutes.

When micro pings, turn your steak

Clart your corn in butter and salt.

Plate your steak and let it sit for 5 mins before tucking in.

Take a photo.

**bsnub** · 01-04-2025, 05:49 AM

^

If anyone is going to fook those directions up, it's chitty.

**Joe 90** · 01-04-2025, 05:58 AM

Challenge accepted!

**DrWilly** · 01-04-2025, 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

^

If anyone is going to fook those directions up, it's chitty.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Challenge accepted!

He might airfry it.

**bsnub** · 01-04-2025, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

He might airfry it.

He already did air fry a steak.

**DrWilly** · 01-04-2025, 07:49 AM

That’s true, I’d repressed that bad memory… 20 minutes on full…’resting’

**Joe 90** · 01-04-2025, 11:31 PM

Here we go ye of little faith..

Fried in Garlic butter for a few minutes..

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Just slit the packet to save on washing up and inserted some salty butter into the slit. A few minutes on full in the pinger then a shake rattle and roll then three more minutes in the pinger.
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I got a bit greedy and chucked a couple of Cayenne peppered pork shoulder steaks in the air fryer as well..

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Very nice..

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**dirk diggler** · Yesterday, 12:35 AM

Looks good to me, but you defo cooked that meat longer than I did.

Was it the Wagyu Denver?

**Joe 90** · Yesterday, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Was it the Wagyu Denver?

Nah, they'd sold out of that.
Opted for the Aberdeen Angus instead.
Yes I definitely did cook my for longer!

**DrWilly** · Yesterday, 12:58 AM

About 30 minutes too long!

**Joe 90** · Yesterday, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

About 30 minutes too long!

Here we go, the TD steak police!

Snubbles will be along soon with his vomiting emoji when he wakes in his pit from his alcohol induced slumber

**dirk diggler** · Yesterday, 06:29 AM

Saw this guy today while out in a cycle.

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Called himself Angus.

**bsnub** · Yesterday, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Snubbles will be along soon with his vomiting emoji when he wakes in his pit from his alcohol induced slumber

At least the corn looked good.

**DrWilly** · Yesterday, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Here we go, the TD steak police!

Snubbles will be along soon with his vomiting emoji

Have you considered there’s a reason?

**david44** · Yesterday, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Just slit the packet to save on washing up

Fair effort but for your own sake, never ever cook plastic in the nuke.

When you heat food in the microwave using plastic containers or wrap, chemicals may leach out of the container and into the food, increasing your risk of cancer.

I know there is a world full of other hazards in the air and water let alone driving here in whacky races but for the sake of rinsing out a dish promise us you will try to avoid eating plastic toxins it may impair your playtime, pairing and posting performance.Remember no real lady yearns handle a shrivelled Saran wrapped tool

**cyrille** · Yesterday, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

...when he wakes in his pit from his alcohol induced slumber

Projecting much?

Oh, and I thought even a simpleton like you would know better than to 'wave food in its plastic wrapping.

It's something even a primary school kid would know not to do.

**Joe 90** · Yesterday, 10:58 AM

I best get saving up for a detox then...

https://www.itv.com/news/2025-03-28/...rom-your-blood

**cyrille** · Yesterday, 11:09 AM

Have another DNA test done.

It may come back showing 5% Polyethylene.

**Joe 90** · Yesterday, 11:43 AM

I detox my blood of plastic every few months by donating blood so I reckon I've got it covered.
Cheaper than paying £10k!

**Mendip** · Yesterday, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Have another DNA test done.

It may come back showing 5% Polyethylene.

Spare a thought for Shutree, he stores his water in condoms!

I would hesitate to accept if he offered me a cup of tea one day.

**cyrille** · Yesterday, 04:52 PM

Sounds like a laborious process, compared to cracking open two beers.

**david44** · Yesterday, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I detox my blood of plastic every few months by donating blood so I reckon I've got it covered.
Cheaper than paying £10k!

Bleeding generous , good man I hope they strain it before some poor Utd supporter turns blue! I was a donor , after malaria they didn't want it any more.

**BLD** · Yesterday, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

FFS

Bwah ha ha.

what's he like

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