^ Sorry about that!
Anyway, I won't bore you guys with my signature fish an' chips made from our organic pla nin caught from the pond yesterday.
But... I had some batter left over... so what to do?
Banana fritters, that's what!
There can't be many in Thailand who aren't constantly giving soft bananas to their chickens due to the awful heat...
Batter them up, add a drizzle of Golden Syrup and a dollop of vanilla ice cream!
And to top the night off... the Kommandant was out. The kid's went mental!
And by the way... one of the reasons we've been granted such an easy and rule-free evening...
...if your wife wife makes friends with a ladyboy (not a very convincing one at that... a guy with a wig TBH)... and this ladyboy calls himself/herself 'Cindy'... don't insist on pretending to hear him/her wrongly and consistently call him/her Sidney. Much as I found it amusing the Thais don't seem to share my sense of humour.
Unless of course you fancy a hassle free evening with your lovely daughter and a few beautiful dogs... sans wife and lady boy!
It don't get better than this... if Coco could have got me a visa I'd have considered marrying her!