I don't dilute my stomach acid when I eat.
I don't dilute my stomach acid when I eat.
Lovely. I'll wait a bit before dinner then.
Bollox!!!!!!! I just left my shopping in the taxi. No Chicken Marsala tonight then.
Lol, that would be quite funny if the Taxi driver actually cooked it. He's got everything he needs and the instructions are in the bag.Originally Posted by Rural Surin
^Maybe you can put a shout out on that radio station that all the taxis tune-in to? Ask the missus what the station is called, she will know 100% Could you also put a big shout out for Bogon and request I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd? --EDIT-- The radio station is called Jor Sor 100FM.
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Black diamonds? I shit 'em.
How the fuck did you manage to do that?Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
I did the phone check, Wallet check and just forgot. Didn't even realize until I went to make a cuppa and had no milk.
thats a bastard, could have made your own marsala sauce with some milk and shit
Right none of that ying and yang bollox tonight ,,non of your feng shui crap this is truck drivers food tonight , cooked and served up as it would be in a transport cafe .
Anyway its freezin cold outside and I am gonna make short work of this little lot
It wasnt pretty , but its done the job !
I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs
That's a blast from the past Nige. Looks like a tin of 'Goblin faggots.'
Really? Damn...You should have told that to the towns people of Marsala! You could have saved them a couple of hundred years worth of work!Originally Posted by Dillinger
As it turns out, the morning after my Chicken Tikka, I went to the fridge and found half a pot of yogurt that I'd forgotten to add to the mix. So I fixed it last night with what was left.
It should have looked like this.
Couldn't be bothered with rice so I just went with some crusty bread.
Originally Posted by nigelandjanOriginally Posted by charleyboy
nah, i think he'll just turn the heatin on
Nearly right Charley boyOriginally Posted by charleyboy
Is a faggot just a stupid name for a meatball?
Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
Unfortunately not just meatballs
Theyre full of pork offal, entrails, foreskins, eyelids and sphincter muscles TFP.
They taste better than they sound, especially the Brains Faggots
Sunday lunch at durty nellys. .mmm blood and gravy
^....and pigs in blankets!!
I like the token vegetation on the plate...
Dillie...Your pound notes seem to be bucking the trend!
I was gonna show the duck pate starter and apple crumble dessert Charlie, but it would be wasted on this uncultured rabble
I reckon whoever threw that on the plate in Durty Nellies used to work in a transport cafe
Grabbed a bargain reduced price pack of stir fry veg in the Co-op today 38p will go well with the red curry . There is half still in the wok for littlun when I pick her up from work at 9pm
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