Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's quite simple really and it takes much less time to type than the waffle you've just posted.

Clean your oven you filthy bastard.

It's just basic human decency.

"Basic human decency"

What a fascinating concept.
Decide by you I suppose as you're the one who's stepped up to the alter.
How did you come to this momentous decision?
Religious belief perhaps given your name here on TD, or was it simple an over inflated sense of your own importance?

Define "Basic human decency" for me please.

Go on, let it all out.

What is it, in fact, in your sanctimonious view?
Justify your position and your right to make such judgments.

Go for it, mate.

Clarify, your position.

It'll do you good to externalize you presumptive role as judge and juror.

It'll be cathartic and you know you'll feel better for it.

Inform and entertain us please.

Or are you just a miserable old C U N T ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Did they have Warbies though

Old speckled hen. Never used to like bitter, but that flies down. Must be gettin old

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

Inform and entertain us please.

Is this the way you live?

By the way "H", I shall call you "H" as "hallelujah" perturbs me.

What did make you decide to adopt that nik, anyway?

Nevermind, what do you know about heat?

Heat, you know, when things get hot.

Really, really hot.

If you look into it (you might find Google helpful) you might discover that "heat" is a really good way of cleansing and cleaning stuff.

You can wipe out all kinds of problems by applying heat.

And no, I'm not talking about the events of August 6th 1945 et. al.

So, the sterilization of the parts within is, if you read the science, pretty much guaranteed.
The fact that it doesn't look good enough to your eye is subjective and I would suggest, probably repulsive to you due to you religious commitment, to which I wish you well.

So, carry on my friend and may your gods be with you.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Clean your oven you filthy bastard

Originally Posted by Dillinger

He's good isn't he.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

By the way "H", I shall call you "H" as "hallelujah" perturbs me.

What did make you decide to adopt that nik, anyway?

Nevermind, what do you know about heat?

Heat, you know, when things get hot.

Really, really hot.

If you look into it (you might find Google helpful) you might discover that "heat" is a really good way of cleansing and cleaning stuff.

You can wipe out all kinds of problems by applying heat.

And no, I'm not talking about the events of August 6th 1945 et. al.

So, the sterilization of the parts within is, if you read the science, pretty much guaranteed.
The fact that it doesn't look good enough to your eye is subjective and I would suggest, probably repulsive to you due to you religious commitment, to which I wish you well.

So, carry on my friend and may your gods be with you.

I think you've had a few tonight. When you wake up, have a look at that oven and get the Jif out, as everyone else on here would clearly tell you to do.


The oven isn't gonna die cos you cleaned it. And if it is, buy a new one you tight bastard.

Jif is so 90s
Try this

The heat will kill off all the germs, nae bother at all.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think you've had a few tonight. When you wake up, have a look at that oven and get the Jif out, as everyone else on here would clearly tell you to do.


The oven isn't gonna die cos you cleaned it. And if it is, buy a new one you tight bastard.

Oddly enough I'm not drinking today but, given your post perhaps I should.
Once again I ask you to justify your position.
What gave you the right to be so judgmental?
What gave you the right to decide what is or is not acceptable?

You avoid the my scientific questions.
You react in some absurdly religious fervor as if this is of import.

What is your problem "H"?

Or are you just a C U N T?

A smelly one at that.

Originally Posted by Neverna

The heat will kill off all the germs, nae bother at all.

Yup. It's why I don't wash me cock.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Old speckled hen. Never used to like bitter, but that flies down. Must be gettin old

Did a bit of a tasting back in Europe a few months ago.



Old Speckled Hen was also my mother's favorite. Though at 70 she's a bit younger than you.



My favorite, by the way, was all of them.

A scourer, some baking soda & vinegar and some elbow grease will have that oven shiney and like new

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

A scourer, some baking soda & vinegar and some elbow grease will have that oven shiney and like new

That's where the 2 yr old granddaughter comes in handy.

By golly can me 4 yr old do the bathroom grouting.


Just tell her it's an Elsa & Anna game and yer sorted.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

A scourer, some baking soda & vinegar and some elbow grease will have that oven shiney and like new

A few pounds of semtex isn't going to remove that mate

The crud reduces cooking efficiency of the oven and could cause unwanted flavor/odor transfer.

This is how to take a pic of food in the oven, cracker:

Originally Posted by CSFFan

The crud reduces cooking efficiency of the oven and could cause unwanted flavor/odor transfer.

As there's no "crud" on the heating elements the heating efficiency won't be effected in any way.

The aromas created by the encrusted side walls add a lovely BBQ flavour to everything.
No, not really, I just made that bit up.

It works.
End of.
hallelujah and praise the lord.
Well somebodies lord anyway.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

It works.

Kind of the bottom line, isn't it?

Any travel plans for the next few weeks?

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Kind of the bottom line, isn't it?

Any travel plans for the next few weeks?

Off to Darwin for the regular trimonthly treatment.
That's about it.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

The aromas created by the encrusted side walls add a lovely BBQ flavour to everything.

...and the rancid grease dripping from the top gives it that rare, rustic kind of flavour.

Jeff is considering to buy a farang oven as we speak.

Originally Posted by stroller

...and the rancid grease dripping from the top gives it that rare, rustic kind of flavour.

Boootifull.

Originally Posted by stroller

This is how to take a pic of food in the oven, cracker:

You should see the cookies that come out of it.

Originally Posted by stroller

...and the rancid grease dripping from the top gives it that rare, rustic kind of flavour.

Jeff is considering to buy a farang oven as we speak.

considering + verb + ing

No matter the grammar, it still won't improve CJ's disgrace. Jeff suddenly looks relatively ok thanks to CJ.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

considering + verb + ing

No matter the grammar, it still won't improve CJ's disgrace. Jeff suddenly looks relatively ok thanks to CJ.

I'm beginning to feel really really bad "H".
It's upset you so much.
I'm so sorry.
If I'd ever thought that it would cause such an awfully emotional reaction in someone I'd never have posted the pic.
I'm so sorry.
If there's anything can do to help you please let me know.

i cry with you "H". With you, do you hear me, with you. You are not alone.

We will stand together in this moment of trial and tribulation.

I'm with you "H". you are not alone.