Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

And dogs vulvas. Doesn't make him a bad guy though. We all need hobbies.

I had a teacher who traumatised kids too. Mr Griffiths. He used to stand in the doorway to the showers so you had to rub past him.

We didn't have our own playing fields so we went out on to the park behind us.

First day, there were 2 older lads who had left the school shouting at the PE teacher saying he had fiddled with them in the showers.

For the record, he never came anywhere near us, but one of the black lads in the year used to sneak up on you and slap you with his cock or start pissing all over your leg when you werent looking. It was that big he could do either of these things from 6 feet away.

Best days of your life.

^ Only 6 feet away?

Sounds pretty average to me.

That was on a cold day.

He could water the pitch at Old Trafford on the 4 warm days a year we have without leaving his bed.

That was good Armstrong!

Originally Posted by bsnub

As you well know, I only eat fish caught locally or in Alaska as it is the best in the world, hands down.

How would you rate fish caught around Greenland then ?

Second ? Third ?

Last ?


I made myself some "Single Guy's best Friend" tonight

Powdered Mashed Potatoes !

Just call me pretentious

Originally Posted by helge

How would you rate fish caught around Greenland then ?

Second ? Third ?

Last ?


I made myself some "Single Guy's best Friend" tonight

Powdered Mashed Potatoes !

Just call me pretentious

Just call you a fucking nob.

Stop being a wanker.

Why the fuck would I post here if I wasn't a wanker ?

Skål !

Swedish meatballs with a slice of Diam cake for dessert. 10/10

How much is it in the UK ?

Originally Posted by helge

How much is it in the UK ?

About £25 for three of us!

That's Swedish Ikea for value till you have to circumnavigate your way out of the maze of household goods and get through the checkout.

They fatten you up for the kill.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

That's Swedish Ikea for value till you have to circumnavigate your way out of the maze of household goods and get through the checkout.

Cafeteria isn't integrated in the warehouse, man !

Originally Posted by Joe 90

About £25 for three of us!

Same as here then

I do not eat swedish horsemeat though

Yet

Originally Posted by armstrong

The guy looks at rocks for a living. I change lives.

pretentious twat

^ Bellend alert!

When is Snub's aunt taking him out on a sympathy date?

Originally Posted by Edmond

When is Snub's aunt taking him out on a sympathy date?

They've had to reschedule as his mom grounded him for staying out too late yesterday.

Doner meat, chips and cheese.

Great hangover food.

Winner, winner chicken dinner!
Par boiled roasted potatoes and a chicken juice gravy.

My favourite meal! 10/10


For a green name the 2 matchbox cars!!

Those Yorkshires could do with a bit more sun.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Those Yorkshires could do with a bit more sun.

I gave the youngest 2 quid to go buy some, he bought the cheapest for 50p and pocketed the change.

Respect

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Those Yorkshires could do with a bit more sun.

At least Aunt Bessie was finally given the afternoon off.

Originally Posted by cyrille

At least Aunt Bessie was finally given the afternoon off.

For Aldi own brand by the sound of things.

I bet they were still yellow sticker.

Teriyaki marinated pork chop off the grill with a few sides.

^Top nosh Stumps. I need to get into this caveman diet a bit more I think.


On the rebound from Luscious Luzon (no replies to my texts.... ) I headed up the freeway to Tiny Tak Lady's for dinner. Chilli garlic chicken with fried bean sprouts.

The 21st century iPhone version of saying grace...

Top tip - always bring your own teabags when staying overnight far from home.

Showed my gratitude for my dinner with a foot massage.

^ Nice feet, that's for sure.

Five toes to each foot, and a full compliment of nails.

No clumps of hair on the upper toes and a general smooth texture all round.

Go for it, Loops!