Dinner

**dirk diggler** · 23-12-2021, 04:12 PM

Are we allowed 3 courses?

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**Headworx** · 23-12-2021, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Are we allowed 3 courses?

Pretty sure death-row inmates get that option, so we should too.

**Stumpy** · 23-12-2021, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I reckon Mexican would feature quite highly for the Americans, but I have no idea about the others

Oh man. For me, it would be a huge fat 350 day dry aged Ribeye with a big Idaho russet potato loaded with butter, Chives, bacon sprinkle and a nice Cesar Salad.

**Mendip** · 23-12-2021, 05:31 PM

^^ You're mad.

I'd go for a huge, thick local steak cooked well done. I'd still be chewing it and looking forward to me pudding long after you'd been carted off to have your neck stretched!

**nidhogg** · 23-12-2021, 05:37 PM

Texas no longer allows special last meals. On condemned man ordered a huge meal (two chicken fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fully loaded fajitas; a meat-lover's pizza; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts on top; and three root beers), and when it was delivered, said he was not hungry., and did not eat anything. The practice was stopped immediately.

There is always that one person that f*cks it up for everyone....

**Stumpy** · 23-12-2021, 05:45 PM

^ Hope the guy died.....Ohhh Nevermind... Serves him right. Didn't his mother ever tell him to eat everything on his plate as there are starving people in China.....

**beerlaodrinker** · 23-12-2021, 05:48 PM

Mutton the most flavoursome but in asia your likely getting goat meat. By the way nothing wrong with goat meat

**malmomike77** · 23-12-2021, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Didn't his mother ever tell him to eat everything on his plate as there are starving people in China...

If she did i suspect its the least of the things she told him and he ignored given his circumstances

**hallelujah** · 23-12-2021, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

^ Hope the guy died.....Ohhh Nevermind... Serves him right. Didn't his mother ever tell him to eat everything on his plate as there are starving people in China.....

I imagine it was the bowl of fried okra with ketchup that put him off his meal.

**DrWilly** · 23-12-2021, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Oh man. For me, it would be a huge fat 350 day dry aged Ribeye with a big Idaho russet potato loaded with butter, Chives, bacon sprinkle and a nice Cesar Salad.

Why is that even a question?

Choose a curry instead?

**DrWilly** · 23-12-2021, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ You're mad.

I'd go for a huge, thick local steak cooked well done. I'd still be chewing it and looking forward to me pudding long after you'd been carted off to have your neck stretched!

haha - ok, well played Mendy.

**Joe 90** · 23-12-2021, 07:48 PM

Full Monty breakfast.

Fish,chips and peas for lunch.

Full lamb roast for dinner

Cheese on toast for supper.

A perfect last day of eating and it probably would be my last if I polished that lot off

**Joe 90** · 23-12-2021, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Mutton the most flavoursome but in asia your likely getting goat meat. By the way nothing wrong with goat meat

You spent too long in Africa mate.
You've gone native!

**DrWilly** · 23-12-2021, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Full Monty breakfast.

Fish,chips and peas for lunch.

Full lamb roast for dinner

Cheese on toast for supper.

A perfect last day of eating and it probably would be my last if I polished that lot off

So how's the diet then?

**malmomike77** · 23-12-2021, 08:00 PM

North Africa or India

**DrWilly** · 23-12-2021, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

You spent too long in Africa mate.
You've gone native!

Love goat meat!

**david44** · 23-12-2021, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Love goat meat!

Willy the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very browny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

**hallelujah** · 24-12-2021, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Why is that even a question?

Choose a curry instead?

I can think of few more overrated foods in the world than a steak. Ok every once in a while, but the way some on here go on about it?

It's a piece of meat served with some chips or a potato. A bit boring, really.

**reinvented** · 24-12-2021, 03:16 PM

Obviously never been to birmongham's balti tringle
or with the rusholme ruffians.

Agree on the steaks, though the fam dont eat much beef so i may be out of practice

id reach for a dopiaza, rendang, massaman or some such before a slab of cow to be honest

also all parts of the anglo world's cusisines are essentailly immigrant heavy in terms of favorites

except for those bloody racist bogon's

**hallelujah** · 24-12-2021, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by reinvented

Obviously never been to birmongham's balti tringle
or with the rusholme ruffians.

Agree on the steaks, though the fam dont eat much beef so i may be out of practice

id reach for a dopiaza, rendang, massaman or some such before a slab of cow to be honest

also all parts of the anglo world's cusisines are essentailly immigrant heavy in terms of favorites

except for those bloody racist bogon's

Indeed. And the classic British curry is usually accompanied by about 8 pints; I think people forget just what a culinary experience the Great British curry is.

I had a ruby in the Balti Triangle last year with my Brum mate, but I haven't been down Rusholme for years. We used to make a night of it every few months and they were great nights with the buzz, the beers and the different dishes arriving at the table left, right and centre.

Any last meal would probably involve seekh kebabs, samosas, bhajis, daal, aloo gobi, tandoori, chicken tikka, prawn puri, karahi, jhalfrezi, saag, countless (keema) naans etc

Steak and chips? Meh. You need traditional British ingredients such as cumin, coriander and chili to get your tastebuds rocking!

**bsnub** · 24-12-2021, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You need traditional British ingredients such as cumin, coriander and chili to get your tastebuds rocking!

**Reg Dingle** · 24-12-2021, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by david44

Willy the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very browny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Panta came to stay,
Willy with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my pimmel up your arschlock

**hallelujah** · 24-12-2021, 04:27 PM

Merry Olemas, Dil!

Are you hoping to be banned again before we get to 2022?

**Reg Dingle** · 24-12-2021, 05:33 PM

Merry Saint Nickmas to you and yours also Hal.

You know when you wake up still drunk and jovial?

Shit, gotta do some last minute shopping.

Got a nice bit of turkey crown for on here tomorrow

**hallelujah** · 24-12-2021, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You know when you wake up still drunk and jovial?

Many a time.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Shit, gotta do some last minute shopping.

Perfect excuse for a couple of swift 'uns to give you a nice soft landing.

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