Right that, Jack. Slip a couple of (proper) sausages on there and we're good to go.
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Right that, Jack. Slip a couple of (proper) sausages on there and we're good to go.
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Hows that for a proper sausage.
Dear Fish,
A short letter from the forum.
Your missus doesn't even look nice and her hands remind me of my gran's, but you keep forcing her on us.
However, this is a cooking forum with no need for your narcissism.
* Now fuck off.
Regards,
Everyone
Great sausage, fish. Just stop being a fucking bellend for a while and tell us how it's done.
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A traditional American brekky
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Oh, come on, fish.
I know you can summon a useful post that serves the purpose of the thread and doesn't revolve around you and your wife's saggy tits.
The sausage pic you added. It genuinely looks really good and I'm sure most on here would be interested in how it was made.
You can do this. I know you can.
The greatest cure for a hangover known to mankind...
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^Not seeing any salt at all on top of that, any Cardiologist will tell you to pour generously from a salt dispenser for at least 10 seconds if you want to drop dead on the spot while eating food like that :)
Chips look like they could have been fried up for a while longer. A bit limp. :)
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The perfect hangover cure after a night of beers. A full English breakfast :D
:rolleyes: :england:
Oh noes! The dreaded 'Ayam' beans!
Here's how English style chips should look, from a few nights ago while walking home under the afluance of incahol and grabbing take-away from the local chippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by aging one
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And it'd be a shame not to put the money-shot in:
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^ yum.
Looking forward to moving down along the East coast.
Around 200thb?
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Originally Posted by cyrille
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^ those two slices of wholemeal bread are really going to make a difference to your arteries slamming shut.
Good to have some excitement injected into one's day.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
Indeed. Points deducted for Ayam beans and hot dog sausages. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cyrille
Luigi's got it nailed above though with his sausages. Not quite Lincolsnhire or Cumberland, but most definitely not the dreaded Asian "sausage." :puke:
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Poached egg on a muffin.
#PretentiousCrap
You'll last 3 weeks, then 3 weeks later you'll be 10Kg heavier than now. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
^^That drink on the left...does the place also offer coffee enemas, by any chance?
If it all goes pear-shaped, New York Pizza House is only a few steps away :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
How much did that 'PretentiousCrap' cost?
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Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
Lorne sausage & black pudding in a softie.
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