Breakfast

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Originally Posted by armstrong

I certainly wouldn't get breakfast in bed if I was still out at 1am...

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That's what is worrying me...

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

You do realise that Looper will be touching himself... (And, he doesn't even like baked beans.)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ not bad. But yeah Looper will be all over that

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Am I missing something here?

Your plates of meat will probably end up on a specialised website after he's finished racking a few off:)

Mendip I can recommend a website that sells 400 thread count Egyptian cotton duvet covers in sateen strip. :)

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Originally Posted by Mendip

Am I missing something here?

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Don't pretend you didn't know, you big flirt...

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Originally Posted by Mendip

... when the wife walked in and plonked this on my lap!

Spontaneous acts of kindness by the wife make me extremely nervous and I fear how today will unfold...

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Yup. She has either done something, or wants something....

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Originally Posted by nidhogg

Yup. She has either done something, or wants something....

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I'm guessing that she's pregnant, but Mendip should really start a unique thread so we can resolve this issue thoroughly...

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I'm guessing that she's pregnant, but Mendip should really start a unique thread so we can resolve this issue thoroughly...

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Good idea.

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Originally Posted by Mendip

That's what is worrying me...






Am I missing something here?

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I seem to recall something about looper grazing on beans and giving miss mindanao a jolly good rogering? Something like that? Seems plausible.

I do believe I've cracked the perfect ratio of peas to gravy, it's taken weeks of perseverance. ..
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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

I do believe I've cracked the perfect ratio of peas to gravy, it's taken weeks of perseverance. ..

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Congratulations. Nice breakfast mate..:smileylaughing:

Back on topic...

Cheat day
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^Dafaq is that on the right? Hot milk?

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The kid's sanga is on the left, he doesnt like cheese, mayo, pepper or egg yolk.

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Originally Posted by Headworx

^Dafaq is that on the right? Hot milk?

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That's a black coffee that went a bit cold, whilst I was supervising the wife's cooking:), topped up with a double espresso:)

^^ My brother could never eat the yolk.

Have you introduced him to Balut at any point?:)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Have you introduced him to Balut at any point?

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:smileylaughing:

I havnt even introduced me to it.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

black coffee

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Coffee beans + hot water = black.

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

a double espresso

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Coffee beans + less hot water = black.

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You're making it much too simple, Oh...

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Tarty redcurrants

Just the basics..
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^ Can't you get more than three eggs on a toast? :)

^They're only small eggs, shoulda tried to get 4 on there in hindsight :)

Yesterday I finally got my scared ass into the dentist. What a success. Due to pain I had been on a diet the last month Woke up pain free and had a jog then cooked this up. Oh man was it good. Now making a giant ham, salami and cheese sandwich to take to work.

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^ Bastard. My new breakfast is a half cup of instant porridge and a black coffee.

Nothing but a nice, light, cleansing pot of strawberry tea in the park.

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You stodgy, unhealthy fookers.