Thread: Fusion Food

I reckon Stumpy, Willy, Army, Topper and Tom would pay good money for this in a swanky Bangkok mall diner.
Could also add some bisto for Hal

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Any of those three would have been suitable!

Never knock it before you try it William

Didn’t know that Marks and Sparks sold steaks

^ That one wasn't actually sold and kinda fell off the back of a lorry, but let's not go into that...m&s in the UK has an extensive and expensive supermarket section.

Sammy the Smackhead from Smethwick has been a busy boy.

Nice fusion!

Shall add some of my own recipes in due course...

Double bubble with fusion the uneaten sticky noodles can help stick the used packet to the back of a chair creating like on a plane a vomit pouch aka a Backsick

The movie "Parasite" (Korean film, Oscar winner) popularized a version of "ramyeon" (I think that's how it's called). You use 2 different instant/ mama noodles and add steak to it. It's supposed to be a juxtaposition of the poor/ rich life. Dillinger adding a crumpet to it gives it a Western twist. My issue with it - no veg. Some carrots & greens would've made it look nicer. (Yeah, I know it was lazy or fast food.)

Well I gotta say Dil, That is some fusion food alright. Tenderloin with Mama noodles. You didn't use the packet of chemicals on it to make a sauce? That's a a shame, that would have topped it off nicely with maybe some Ketchup.

I'm with Katie, needed some veggies.... Peas come to mind, like a full 1 pound bag.

I'm still struggling to believe Dill actually ate that shit!

The M&S Fillet steaks yes! For dinner.
The Noodles for lunch.
The cryall Crumpet for breakfast.

Alltogether???

That's akin to starting Edlulu in the Harlem Globetrotters

Good god the bar has Been set, can the fusions get any worse?

^^pasta biryani - what the hail?! That's emotional damage!!! (said in Steven He's tone)


^emotional damage at 1:11

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Did you piss on it or something?

^ No, the silly sausage forgot to add the sachet of flavour before plating. You can see the dust on the side of the crumpet.

No pubes though, so a solid meal.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

if you dig through that you will find a partly decomposed bird embryo, Mendip may get that on his next trip

^ That makes the meal considerably worse (and it was bad already).

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I reckon Stumpy, Willy, Army, Topper and Tom would pay good money for this in a swanky Bangkok mall diner.
Could also add some bisto for Hal

Have you been cooking with a blindfold on?

Noodles
A crumpet
A steak
Yer daft twat.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Never knock it before you try it William

Says on the super noodle packet you can win prizes every week dill. What's the prizes ? A weekend on the piss at weatherspoons with chitty and Hal?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Have you been cooking with a blindfold on?

Noodles
A crumpet
A steak
Yer daft twat.

well those were the ingredients the scaghead lifted for £3, its a bit like the old discounted cans with missing labels lottery.

Well, at least he did not overcook the steak.

Originally Posted by katie23

no veg. Some carrots & greens would've made it look nicer. (Yeah, I know it was lazy or fast food.)

Exactly, katie, where's the healthy veg! He was going on about getting healthier the other day I believe.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

That makes the meal considerably worse (and it was bad already).

Gosh, I'd probably throw that up.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Well, at least he did not overcook the steak.

It was raw