Thread: British Food Taking Over the US!

Americans are only just learning about crisp butties – and Brits are astonished - Mirror Online

For our seppo friends, now that you are embracing our fine cuisine, there are three golden rules for the perfect crisp butty:

The bread must always be white, don't be shy with the butter and the crisps are the filling.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

British Food

is crap

You can lead a horse to water, but...

we have horses here and they wouldn't eat that crap

^^He's preparing to start his own thread.

'Food'.

I am going to start a food related thread, in about a week or two.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

crisp butty

You weirdos claim to have invented the oddest things. Like, why on earth would anyone lay claim to something almost every drunkard on earth has done before?

Originally Posted by S Landreth

is crap

Indeed.

Originally Posted by S Landreth

I am going to start a food related thread, in about a week or two.

Can't wait.

Hyperbolic Headline Hal...

Originally Posted by bsnub

You weirdos claim to have invented

Mate, there is no "claiming." Without us you'd still be pulling your plonker over your mum's knicker and bra catalogues.

And we're showing you how to do things properly with the crisp butty. As is the British way when it comes to our fine cuisine.

Originally Posted by aging one

Hyperbolic Headline Hal...

Moi? Never.

Originally Posted by S Landreth

I am going to start a food related thread, in about a week or two.

You will be competing with chitty . Youve got no chance.

I credit my recently acquired cooking skills to chitty and pag, pag, more so for fine cuisine and chitty for the nitty gritty, which is perfect coz im time strapped lately. Her indoors has health problems so im doing the bulk of it. , aside from this sub forum googles my go to

My wife eats fermented fish yet the very sight of a crisp butty disgusts her..

Originally Posted by hallelujah

now that you are embracing our fine cuisine,

No we are not. As others have said, there is no such thing as fine British cuisine. It's crap. And that butt crispy deal is an example and it explains why us Mercans are just finding about it. It's crap and we have no interest.

Originally Posted by BLD

You will be competing with chitty . Youve got no chance.

I was thinking about the title to the thread. “Food with the Thai Girlfriend”.

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Food'.

Keep Cyrille happy.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Can't wait.

Going to have to. Laying the first row of brick later this morning. And no the thread isn’t and will not be about BBQing.

British food is so delicious because most of the best stuff was developed under a time of war.

It tastes of British stuff upper lip, hardship and the strength of an island nation carrying on as they save the world from those ghastly Germans.

Originally Posted by armstrong

best stuff was developed under a time of war.

So baked beans, white bread, canned peas, porridge?

^^God Save the King.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You can lead a horse to water, but...

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

But you can't make even make it eat british food

He shoots...he misses...

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

But you can't make even make it eat british food

Capital B please. I won't warn you again. Sorry I thought I was still on 'Aseannow'.

Originally Posted by armstrong

My wife eats fermented fish yet the very sight of a crisp butty disgusts her..

Had a mate who put some mint sauce on his Sunday roast. His missus dived in to nick a sneaky roast potato. She spat it out and said "You put f*^king toothpaste on your dinner!"

Originally Posted by Bogon

Had a mate who put some mint sauce on his Sunday roast. His missus dived in to nick a sneaky roast potato. She spat it out and said "You put f*^king toothpaste on your dinner!"

Funny.