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    Yeah. That is funny Bogon

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Scottish delights travel but English disney
    What the difference between Frank Sinatra and Walt Disney? Frank sings but Walt Disney. Scottish joke.

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    ^ Leave the jokes to Bogon, mate.

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    Bing Crosby, not Frank Sinatra.

    He released an LP called 'Bing Sings Whilst Bregman Swings' in the 1950's.

    Which is when that gag started doing the rounds, most likely.

    So, just the 70 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    British Food Taking Over the US!
    I know! I was walking down Third Av in NYC and the street was lined with British food restaurants

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    He shoots...he misses...
    I would had made the shot if I had not stutter. " make make "

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    Imagine being a Dunlop at school, Rubbadubba dont, endless punctures, valving and inflationary jibes you'd feel pumped.

    A slice of Clydeside home to the vital spark, the Big Yin and the incomparable and under rated Stanley Baxter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Without us you'd still be pulling your plonker over your mum's knicker and bra catalogues.
    Brits invented internet porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    Brits invented internet porn?
    The internet was invented by a British bloke, so, effectively, yeah.

    Were it not for the sustenance provided by baked beans, crisp butties and the Great British curry , we would not be having this conversation today.

    Therefore, it's not only fapping; we have British cuisine to thank for the existence of TD!

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    He's in Eastern Europe and day dreaming about British food

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    I'm back home now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I'm back home now.

    I bet you can't wait to get some great British butties and curry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by S Landreth View Post
    is crap
    Anyone who thinks British food is crap hasn't sampled traditional British food.

    Goose beats turkey hands down as a roast bird and better still are the traditional pheasant and partridge recipes. I also love pigeon as a starter.

    You can't beat Welsh lamb raised on the salt marshes, better even than Brittany lamb.

    There are so many great fish recipes that it's difficult to single any out but Salmon poached in red wine with oranges is a family favourite.

    I've had some good food in the States but I wouldn't say it was anything special. There's no comparison when it comes to milk and cheese. God knows what Seppos do with their milk but it just doesn't taste the same.

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    Cornish pasties are good and I just cooked one yesterday. Finally figured out how to make one at a time quickly. The Finns perfected pasties in Upper Michigan mining country and lots of places to still buy them up there. I guess mine is probably an American pasty though as I added mozzarella cheese to it.
    You Make Your Own Luck

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    To get a decent meal in New Zealand one has to hit up the Asian shops and cook at home. What is considered fine dining here in reality is retarded Anglo-Irish interpretations of Mediterranean cuisine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    There are so many great fish recipes that it's difficult to single any out but Salmon poached in red wine with oranges is a family favourite.
    Me too however unless radical climate change since I Was in England the red wine and oranges are not British the salmon likely Scottish

    Of course fine dining or DIY possible but compared to Swiss Alsatian Austrian, Danish Italian Basque French or Japanese most food I have been served in England was stodge swill or just inedible.

    Not a lot pheasant and partridge on Roadkill Night at Spooners!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post

    Of course fine dining or DIY possible but compared to Swiss Alsatian Austrian, Danish Italian Basque French or Japanese most food I have been served in England was stodge swill or just inedible.
    It must be a long time since you visited England then, Dave. We had a fantastic meal the other week at a country pub we stopped in and were spoilt for choice from the menu:

    British Food Taking Over the US!-20230329-130530-jpg



    There are places like this everywhere these days all selling the very best of British produce (as Troy mentioned above) - cheeses, clotted cream, meats, fish, pastries, breads, vegetables etc - as well as plenty of stuff borrowed from elsewhere. Well, probably nicked given that we do have a tendency to pilfer on our travels.
    Last edited by hallelujah; 29-04-2023 at 12:31 AM.

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    One thing you’ll never hear a sane person say outside of the UK.....

    Let’s go out to a British restaurant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S Landreth View Post
    One thing you’ll never hear a sane person say outside of the UK.....

    Let’s go out to a British restaurant.
    I don't think I've ever said that either.

    I have said "let's go to the pub for a few beers and something to eat" though.

    Which millions of sane people do every day in Britain and in British pubs around the world.

    I mean, it's no McDonald's, but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thailazer View Post
    Cornish pasties are good and I just cooked one yesterday. Finally figured out how to make one at a time quickly. The Finns perfected pasties in Upper Michigan mining country and lots of places to still buy them up there. I guess mine is probably an American pasty though as I added mozzarella cheese to it.
    Cheese in a Cornish pastie? Phillistine!

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    All this talk of crisp butties and I can't believe anyone is yet yo suggest a flavour.

    Controversial...but I'll go first...

    1, walkers cheese and onion
    2, pringles salt and vinegar
    3, beef monster munch

    Top that fvckers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Anyone who thinks British food is crap hasn't sampled traditional British food.

    Goose beats turkey hands down as a roast bird and better still are the traditional pheasant and partridge recipes. I also love pigeon as a starter.

    You can't beat Welsh lamb raised on the salt marshes, better even than Brittany lamb.

    There are so many great fish recipes that it's difficult to single any out but Salmon poached in red wine with oranges is a family favourite.

    I've had some good food in the States but I wouldn't say it was anything special. There's no comparison when it comes to milk and cheese. God knows what Seppos do with their milk but it just doesn't taste the same.
    I concur!

    The best post in this thread thus far, apart from mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    British food is so delicious because most of the best stuff was developed under a time of war.

    It tastes of British stuff upper lip, hardship and the strength of an island nation carrying on as they save the world from those ghastly Germans.
    Here, here!

    Jolly good show old chap

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Me too however unless radical climate change since I Was in England the red wine and oranges are not British the salmon likely Scottish

    Of course fine dining or DIY possible but compared to Swiss Alsatian Austrian, Danish Italian Basque French or Japanese most food I have been served in England was stodge swill or just inedible.

    Not a lot pheasant and partridge on Roadkill Night at Spooners!!
    The salmon recipe originates from Elizabethan times but have to admit British chef was trained in France. The Two Fat Ladies cooked it in one of their episodes. As for the wine, you forget England owned Bordeaux back in the 15th century.

    Pheasant and partridge is still served in Norfolk and Lincs as is pigeon. However, British food is more commonly home cooked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLD View Post
    credit my recently acquired cooking skills to chitty
    Praise indeed

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