Yeah. That is funny Bogon
Bing Crosby, not Frank Sinatra.
He released an LP called 'Bing Sings Whilst Bregman Swings' in the 1950's.
Which is when that gag started doing the rounds, most likely.
So, just the 70 years old.![]()
Imagine being a Dunlop at school, Rubbadubba dont, endless punctures, valving and inflationary jibes you'd feel pumped.
A slice of Clydeside home to the vital spark, the Big Yin and the incomparable and under rated Stanley Baxter.
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia?
Coo eight
After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.
"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.
"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.
Did you hear about the London criminal who fell foul of the
Glasgow Mafia?
Apparently they made him an offer he couldn't understand.
What do you call a dwarf that falls into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man
Russia went from being 2nd strongest army in the world to being the 2nd strongest in Ukraine
The internet was invented by a British bloke, so, effectively, yeah.
Were it not for the sustenance provided by baked beans, crisp butties and the Great British curry, we would not be having this conversation today.
Therefore, it's not only fapping; we have British cuisine to thank for the existence of TD!![]()
He's in Eastern Europe and day dreaming about British food
Anyone who thinks British food is crap hasn't sampled traditional British food.
Goose beats turkey hands down as a roast bird and better still are the traditional pheasant and partridge recipes. I also love pigeon as a starter.
You can't beat Welsh lamb raised on the salt marshes, better even than Brittany lamb.
There are so many great fish recipes that it's difficult to single any out but Salmon poached in red wine with oranges is a family favourite.
I've had some good food in the States but I wouldn't say it was anything special. There's no comparison when it comes to milk and cheese. God knows what Seppos do with their milk but it just doesn't taste the same.
Cornish pasties are good and I just cooked one yesterday. Finally figured out how to make one at a time quickly. The Finns perfected pasties in Upper Michigan mining country and lots of places to still buy them up there. I guess mine is probably an American pasty though as I added mozzarella cheese to it.
You Make Your Own Luck
To get a decent meal in New Zealand one has to hit up the Asian shops and cook at home. What is considered fine dining here in reality is retarded Anglo-Irish interpretations of Mediterranean cuisine.
Me too however unless radical climate change since I Was in England the red wine and oranges are not British the salmon likely Scottish
Of course fine dining or DIY possible but compared to Swiss Alsatian Austrian, Danish Italian Basque French or Japanese most food I have been served in England was stodge swill or just inedible.
Not a lot pheasant and partridge on Roadkill Night at Spooners!!
It must be a long time since you visited England then, Dave.We had a fantastic meal the other week at a country pub we stopped in and were spoilt for choice from the menu:
There are places like this everywhere these days all selling the very best of British produce (as Troy mentioned above) - cheeses, clotted cream, meats, fish, pastries, breads, vegetables etc - as well as plenty of stuff borrowed from elsewhere. Well, probably nicked given that we do have a tendency to pilfer on our travels.![]()
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One thing you’ll never hear a sane person say outside of the UK.....
Let’s go out to a British restaurant.
All this talk of crisp butties and I can't believe anyone is yet yo suggest a flavour.
Controversial...but I'll go first...
1, walkers cheese and onion
2, pringles salt and vinegar
3, beef monster munch
Top that fvckers!!!
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The salmon recipe originates from Elizabethan times but have to admit British chef was trained in France. The Two Fat Ladies cooked it in one of their episodes. As for the wine, you forget England owned Bordeaux back in the 15th century.
Pheasant and partridge is still served in Norfolk and Lincs as is pigeon. However, British food is more commonly home cooked.
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